Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Indianapolis Colts.

Q: What do the Indianapolis Colts and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Indianapolis Colt out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Indianapolis in case of a tornado during the playoffs?
A: To RCA Dome - it's rare for a "touchdown" to happen in there!

Q: What do you call an Indianapolis Colt with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Indianapolis Colts and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill

Q: What do the Indianapolis Colts and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When
he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They
came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag
in the window. "This house is yours for eternity,
Peyton," said God.

"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up
here."

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his
house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another
house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion
with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole
with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every
window, a Pat Patriot towel.

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to
be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro
QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the
Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Peyton?"

"Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Tom's
house, it's mine."

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- The Colts football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. The Head coach immediately suspended
practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white
substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice resumed after
special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance
again...

A teacher is teaching her 1st grade class. She tells the class " I am a Colts fan." She then asks the class to raise their hands if they are Colts fans also.
The 1st graders not really knowing what a Colts fan was but wanting to be liked by their teacher all raise their hands. All except 1 girl in the front row.

The teacher asks" Sally I noticed you did not raise your hand are you not a Colts fan?" Sally says "no." The teacher then asks " If your not a Colts fan then what are you?" Sally proudly says " I am a Patriots fan." The teacher is puzzled. She then says " Sally what makes you a Patriots fan?" Sally says well my mommy and daddy are Patriots fans. So I am a Patriots fan also."

The teacher then asks " Well what if your mommy was a moron and your daddy was an idiot, then what would you be?" Sally thinks for a minute then begins to smile. Then says " Well that would make me a Colt's fan."