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Coach? I Want to be an Offensive Lineman

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Quarterbacks have a history of cozying up to their Offensive Lineman.  After all, they stand between him and hospitalization.  Watches, expensive dinners and vacations are all rumored to be perks O linemen enjoy.  Tom took it a step further and gave all 5 a $65,000 Audi Q7 SUV (Matt Light's is rumored to beep if he makes a false-start at a red light - DOH!!).

High School and College offensive line coaches will now have a queue of defensive linemen at their door, "Coach?  Ahhhh... I played a little left guard in Pop Warner.  Any room for another O linemen?"

The bar has been set.  O line perks have been adjusted upwards, "A watch?!?!  Brady gave his guys a freakin' car!!"

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Although after the way they protected him in the Super Bowl...

...maybe the offensive linemen should be buying Brady a car!

by RSNexile on May 18, 2008 9:36 AM EDT   0 recs

I still believe...

That Brady’s ankle was worse off then we were lead to believe. I think that had just as much of a factor in the game as the O-line’s collective suckage

by Ogor on May 18, 2008 7:42 PM EDT   0 recs

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