Isn’t it creepy how Parcells is looming in the shadows of Dolphin Stadium? It’s like he wants to coach but is tired of the press conferances, so he sends in Sparano who’s really under some mind control spell…

Ok, maybe not so much, but do you feel comfortable with Parcells’ presence? Doesn’t it feel like his team more than Sparano’s? Obviously if you start winning games you’d accept a llama as head coach, but if you don’t improve where do you think the criticism will go?

How are you coping with the loss of Dan Marino? Do you feel your title hopes have evaporated?

Do you think Mercury Morris will be able to get the job done this year, or are you going to try to lure Larry Csonka out of retirement? What about Kiick? I’ve always felt he was underrated.

It’s been a long time since Reggie Roby had a good day of it on the field. How do the ’Phins plan to replace him?

Don Shula has been widely praised as a tactical and motivational genius since he began his coaching career in Baltimore at the tender age of 33. Do you think he still has it in him at this late date, or has the game passed him by?

Do think we’ll have a chance at shutting down the Marks, or will Duper and Clayton run roughshod in the Patriots’ defensive backfield?

That’s all for now. I’ll try to have some serious questions later.

have the dolphins a number 1 rb yet

How’s it going with the Tuna?

Early returns on Sparano? Is there a feeling that he’s got things on the right track? I get the sense from the talking heads that there’s a new physicality in the ’Phins. Your take?

Is Ted Ginn a bust? I think the Colts got the best player to come out of Ohio State in some time—the overshadowed Gonzales. Ginn, from this distance, reminds me a lot of Chad Jackson or Bethel Johnson: a really fast guy with poor hands and no route discipline.

How’s Ricky coming along? Will he round into shape this year? (I’m a fan of the guy and I hope he has a good showing.)