Ouch! Miami Dolphins upset New England Patriots, 38-13
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In what was supposed to be an easy win against the hapless 0-2 Miami Dolphins, your New England Patriots got schooled in so many ways. Playing at home in front of a sell out crowd (I was there), the Pats never got the grill lit. That stupid butane clicker ran out before we could get the party started and by the time uncle Jim made it to the store to grab a new one, it was over. The 'Fins started to rack up points faster than a pool hustler saying, "Man, that never goes in!"
The day started off good. My buddy picked me up and we made the trek down to Foxborough. After a little traffic, we staked out our spot and started the grill. Some cooked meat, a few adult beverages and we made the 30 minute walk into Gillette Stadium. This is a BEAUTIFUL place, by the way. And it's all designed to extract money from your wallet, but what else is new? Hollister and Victoria's Secret threw me. I mean, does anyone remember seeing stuff like that at Sullivan Stadium? I just remember Joey the drunk and Vinny the grizzled sausage vendor with stains on his beater. Anyway...
A few stats for ya'll after the jump.

- Total Offensive Yards: Dolphins - 461, Pats - 216
- Total Rushing Yards: Dolphins - 216, Pats - 79
- Total Passing Yards: Dolphins - 245, Pats - 137
- Third Down Efficiency: Dolphins - 44% (4/9), Pats - 26% (4/15)
A beatdown, no question about it. An out-and-out beatdown. How did they do it? The defense was simply out played and out coached:
They ran some unbalanced formations that it didn't seem that we had any answers for," Patriots defensive end Richard Seymour said. "We would slide over [to match the strength of the formation] and sometimes we stayed. We were running around like chickens with our heads cut off. We really didn't know what to do.
The did this by using some very creative offensive line formations:
Part of that look included moving left tackle Jake Long to the right side, creating an unbalanced line that looked like this:
Tight end/left guard/center/right guard/right tackle/right tackle.
The Dolphins used, what Ricky Williams is now referring to as The Wildcat, with great success. Running back Ronnie Brown lined up behind the center while quarterback Chad Pennington lined up as a wideout. The 'Fins used this with great success, with touchdown runs of 2, 5, and 62 yards as well as a Ronnie Brown TD pass of 19 yards.
The same play with multiple outcomes, switching up the offensive line to throw the starters off-balance...sounds like a team we used to know. You know, when they had to be crafty to win? Ugghh...
When they weren't running the Wildcat, Pennington was simply chewing up the defense with pass after pass, getting them off quickly and efficiently. At 18 of 21, Pennington was passing where he wanted while Cassel went 22 for 35, hitting Welker and Gaffney for short yardage, but not consistently. Matt was also having trouble putting the ball where Moss could catch it.
The running game was anemic with only 79 yards from all running backs. There's simply not much more you can say about it.
This has been said time and time again: the defense can't make any mistakes; they no longer have the cushion Brady was able to provide. If they can't adjust to different looks and schemes, it's gonna be a long season.
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I blame the panty store.
many edits to recap since first posted—it’s much cleaner now.
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about. --Shaun of the Dead
by JohnHannahRules on Sep 21, 2008 9:10 PM EDT 0 recs
you've been waaaaaaaaay too generous
Keep the faith!
by Marima on
Sep 21, 2008 10:00 PM EDT
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Don't forget that CBS (and WBZ) have a restaurant/meeting place at Gillette Stadium where fans see the Pats play.
After yesterday’s game, CBS should be embarrassed. Maybe CBS/WBZ might also include clips from the 9/8/04 broadcast of 60 Minutes II and the worst of Survivor and Big Brother after every Pats loss from now on. Maybe shows on ABC/WCVB, NBC/WHDH, FOX/WFXT, CW/WLVI, MyNetworkTV/MyTVNew England and local access programming. CBS, you done it again. Take a bow. That’s what a network that gave us Edward R. Murrow, Walter Cronkite, Richard Hatch, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake and Katie Couric and Dan Rather has given the NFL. A new restaurant/meeting place/whatever, and after a 38-13 beatdown by a 1-15 team, which aired on CBS, this is the worst thing that has happened to the network since Dan Rather and Memogate. I’m sorry, but Matt Cassel just won’t do. In fact, Pete Carroll (former Pats coach) should be proud of himself. His former USC QBs have tanked: Carson Palmer (Bengals),0-3. Matt Leinart (Cardinals), backup, horrible preseason. John David Booty (Jets), 3rd stringer. Matt Cassel (Patriots):yesterday’s game. That’s why on November 23, because of all that QB disasters, Charlie Weis (former Pats offensive coordinator) and the Fighting Irish will destroy Mark Sanchez and the Trojans 76-0, just because Pete Carroll’s QBs are sucking this year. Meet me at http://www.rakesofmallow.com and let’s hope USC will lose every game in 2008 because of the ineptitude of Palmer, Leinart and Cassell. GO IRISH!
My name is Finlay, and I love to fight!
by Finlay on
Sep 22, 2008 9:44 AM EDT
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Dont drink to away your sorrows to much guys
You’ll pull a Marshawn
"How can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?"
-From the Unforgiven III off of Death Magnetic
by Patssuck456 on Sep 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT 0 recs
It would take a lot worse then this
to warrent a hit and run, hide and deny drunkfest like his. Actually, there’s nothing in the world that would justify that.
Keep the faith!
by Marima on
Sep 22, 2008 11:13 AM EDT
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Today's Game
Some observations:
1) Today’s performance is one reason why Matt Cassell has never started a football game since High School. He’s a nice backup, but he is not a playoff caliber QB.
2) The Patriots have no running game. And until they do, these kinds of losses are going to be commonplace.
3) The offensive line is showing the same weaknesses they showed in the Super Bowl.
4) When your defense can’t stop the run, you’re done.
Belichik has got his work cut out for him this year. Let’s see if he’s the genius everyone says he is.
Don't blow it boys!
by Mr W on Sep 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT 0 recs
So, if we go 9-7 or there about, what would your conclusions about Belichick be?
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about. --Shaun of the Dead
by JohnHannahRules on
Sep 21, 2008 10:36 PM EDT
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Good Question
I would not call him a genius – he has to go 10-6 for that label – but I would call him one heckuva football coach.
Also, if he can get Matt Cassell to play with any type of consistency, he’s a genius.
Where his real challenge is going to come is that offensive line, and their lack of any kind of pass rush. It reared up and bit them in the Super Bowl, and it’s back to haunt them now.
Don't blow it boys!
by Mr W on
Sep 22, 2008 9:03 PM EDT
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Dolphin fan here
not here to gloat, or tell you that your team sucks, or any of that… I’m happy (and surprised) as hell that we won at all. I’m looking for an honest opinion of Matt Cassel. Does anybody think he’s the guy to get this team to the playoffs? He’s looked alright, but not good enough to score points like you guys did last year. And I’m guessing the defense is much better than they showed today, but are they good enough to ride to a championship like in years past?
Another issue I saw today was Moss. To me, it looked like he was completely uninterested, especially on the play across the middle where he just let it sail over his head instead of going up and making the play despite the safety. Last year, he would’ve made the grab, and I think it’s his history making a comeback. Moss doesn’t like to play for bad QB’s. What’s your take on him? When on, he’s the best WR in the game (last year is proof), but when he doesn’t care, he could be the league’s biggest cancer…
Anyway, see you guys again down in Miami…
On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
-- Lou Holtz
by Little Nicky 21 on Sep 21, 2008 10:23 PM EDT 0 recs
Matty C.
Who knows? It’s his second start. I’m not ready to pan the guy yet and, anyway, he’s the guy. We’re not going to run out and buy some fancy used car that’s been shined up to look good. Cassel’s the guy. Next year, Brady’ll be the guy again. If he improves (along with the rest of the team—holy shit, by the way) we’ll be ok.
Moss is a bigger concern, and I thought the same thing on that play—and others. I think he felt like the game was done and he wanted to get out of there without getting smacked. He needs to pick it up and lead. It’s easy to lead on a winner. It’s a lot harder to lead on a team that really needs you, and might not win every week.
As with Cassel, we’ll see. The third game of the season is way too early to draw many conclusions—other than we do have our work cut out for us.
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about. --Shaun of the Dead
by JohnHannahRules on
Sep 21, 2008 10:35 PM EDT
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i had a feeling...
it was going to be a tricky transition for moss. he and brady were in perfect sync. i think moss isnt thrilled that matty c is a work in progress. here’s hoping he doesn’t go all pouting kid on us!
by mellyh on
Sep 21, 2008 10:39 PM EDT
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at least
all the undefeated stuff is behind you guys now.. I think it became a bit of a distraction last year, and your team always thrives on staying under the radar and playing the disrespect card..
On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
-- Lou Holtz
by Little Nicky 21 on
Sep 21, 2008 10:46 PM EDT
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It's a dubious benefit, but you're probably right.
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about. --Shaun of the Dead
by JohnHannahRules on
Sep 21, 2008 11:18 PM EDT
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Before the season
there were a host of analysts spouting off about how important it will be for the Patriots to lose a game early to take off the pressure of undefeated. Ridiculous. No team goes into a game hoping to lose…just so they’ll somehow have less pressure to win at the end of the season.
That said, they were going to have to lose at some point so maybe this will wake them all up a bit to how much harder they’ll all have to work this season.
Keep the faith!
by Marima on
Sep 21, 2008 11:31 PM EDT
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Let's give him more than one bad game
Hard to make a decision about Cassel yet. He’s still too tentative but I don’t know if that was the game plan or him personally. Look at Falcon’s Matt Ryan…great first game, got creamed in the second, and played good enough to beat KC today.
Today’s huge problem was defense…or lack thereof. They looked lost out there and actually no one looked prepared for anything the Dolphins dished out.
I’m not willing to throw Moss out either ‘cause he’s been talking the company TEAM line, but I will revisit my assessment come mid-season. I’m sure hoping these next two weeks bring some serious Moss/Cassel work-outs to improve their connection and to get Cassel somehow more comfortable throwing the ball, and the coaches comfortable with his readiness.
Keep the faith!
by Marima on
Sep 21, 2008 11:28 PM EDT
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Rival Fans
Please read Little Nicky 21’s note. A well written comment, honestly looking for Pats fan’s opinion on a subject. Also, a pretty darn good assessment of some player’s (Moss) issues. Please print and keep it next to your computer for reference on how to visit and write at opposing blogs.
Blogger at SBNation's New England Patriots blog, Pats Pulpit
by MaPatsFan on
Sep 22, 2008 7:07 AM EDT
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Jury's still out
I’m not sure about Cassel’s playoff potential or lack thereof right now, and probably won’t be sure until several more games have gone by. While he is definitely not Brady, yesterday’s beatdown is attributable as much to the defense’s inability to stop Ronnie Brown and the Miami offense (if not moreso) than to the anemic offense. Miami came in with a great game plan and hit us in Patriots nation right in the mouth — it’s not often that you see Bill Belichick get outcoached this badly, but to me the difference in preparation and scheme was apparent and was a huge difference. (Pennington lining up as a wide receiver? Brilliant.)
by jctsai12 on
Sep 22, 2008 4:29 PM EDT
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Richard Seymour and Vince Wilfork both said as much
on WEEI this morning, talking with Dale and Holley. Wilfork said that the defense laid an egg out there, and Seymour felt that they were a step behind the whole game. The defense adjusted and Miami had already anticipated those adjustments and had a plan ready for it.
As you put it, “Brilliant.”
Keep the faith!
by Marima on
Sep 22, 2008 4:54 PM EDT
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Even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes
(or once every 15 games……..or worse)
by DEBO on Sep 22, 2008 12:31 AM EDT 0 recs
Are they gone yet?
The trolls here are becoming tedious, although the “Lips” new kitty photo is quite cute.
by cia on Sep 22, 2008 7:19 AM EDT 0 recs
Like you guys wouldnt be doing the same thing
Your fanbase in renowned for their arrogance(and bandwagoniness) So dont whine about how Fin Fans are rubbing it in your faces because you know damn well that had we been on the ass end of an ass kicking you would have pulled the exact same thing.
"How can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?"
-From the Unforgiven III off of Death Magnetic
by Patssuck456 on
Sep 22, 2008 9:38 AM EDT
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Dead wrong
Go back to Arrowhead Pride and Gang Green Nation. There was ZERO trolling by Pats fans at those sites after our wins. Take a few hints from Little Nicky 21 on how to blog at rival sites.
Blogger at SBNation's New England Patriots blog, Pats Pulpit
by MaPatsFan on
Sep 22, 2008 9:43 AM EDT
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For your information,
not one time did I or anyone that posts here with any regularity go to one of the other blogs and brag or boast or rub their noses in it when the Pats won all of last year or this year. So don’t come into our place and accuse us of doing what quite a few classless individuals have done because it is a blatant lie. Your screen name tells me everything I need to know about you. You are just a useless, dim-witted troll.
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory...lasts forever."-Shane Falco, "The Replacements"
by Ironman63 on
Sep 23, 2008 4:31 AM EDT
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it's one loss
ok, it was a bad loss, but what are they supposed to do never lose again or else the Patriots world is crumbling.
yeah it was ugly, but I think after the last few years, the team can have a bad lose and bounce back, let’s see what happens from here….
Maybe, just MAYBE, if we win after the bye week, WE can give Bill a gatorade bath for a win in September!
by SRD on Sep 22, 2008 9:00 AM EDT 0 recs
Absolutely bizarre
In what universe, is one loss seen as the total demise of a team?
Brady isn’t dead, for crying out loud, or even close to retirement. He had a season-ending injury that the team is dealing with. Heck, Brady wasn’t even Brady in his first season, but no one will grant Matt Cassel a bad game? Amazing.
Keep the faith!
by Marima on
Sep 22, 2008 9:48 AM EDT
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Hold on there pardner...
Matt Cassel is a nice backup quarterback who has a chance to do something significant this year, but he is in no way equivalent to Tom Brady.
Instead of saying, “Heck, Brady wasn’t even Brady in his first season,” you should have just said, “grant Matt Cassel a bad game.” Because, you’re right about that. One game is not enough to make a judgment on him, the Patriots, or the rest of the season. But, he is no Tom Brady, we’ll have to wait till next year for that.
Don't blow it boys!
by Mr W on
Sep 22, 2008 9:16 PM EDT
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