Steal this Thread! Week - 11
by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 16, 2009 11:59 AM EST
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Yet another thread to be stolen.
From MaPatsFan: I don't mind thread stealing as it gives people a chance to get a little "goofy". However, I DO like the idea of a separate thread.
This thread (named in dubious honor [or honour for Comedic.Sans] of a book titled Steal This Book) is a thread that was designed to be stolen. Random thoughts, check. Inane observations, perfectly fine. Multiple segues, the more the merrier. Goofy pictures, haiku, whatever. If the thread gets unwieldy, I'll create a new sandbox for us to play in. Feel free to jump in, the water's fine.
A couple restrictions, however. To keep this from becoming a war, we need to steer clear of politics, and religion.
On that note, and in looking forward to this weekend's game. I leave you this:
On to the Jets.
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"Can they do that?"
“They just did. Should I poke them with this stick?”
“Get that away from me! You want to let out all my hot air?”
“Sorry skipper, I didn’t know hot air was what you were full of.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 16, 2009 12:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
You know...
I really, really wouldn’t be surprised if some evil alien thing burst out of his belly and assaulted the coaching staff until that guy on the right jabbed it into submission with that stick thing.
$10 says it’d look like a dripping Ray Lewis.
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 17, 2009 5:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If I get some time to photoshop, I'll make it happen.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 17, 2009 5:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"There he goes again, hit him with the stick."
“Skipper, you know that just makes him madder!”
“Do it!”
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 17, 2009 6:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahaha
It’s beautiful.
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 17, 2009 6:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
No Ray dont do it!
Jack of all trades-Master of None.....
by Peter Chung on Nov 18, 2009 10:21 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
okay... so politics and religion are out (understandably so)
but yet here you are clearly advocating potty humor. ; )
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Nov 16, 2009 12:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
... and what makes it so funny is how filthy that pot is.
I wouldn’t touch it with Ryan’s butt. Ewwwww, bad picture, that.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 16, 2009 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
When we teach Tae Kwon Do, the kids are all "Yes, Sir!", "No, Sir!"
but if just one kid farts during stretching, all the discipline goes out the window.
Never underestimate the power of a potty joke.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 16, 2009 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
with three sons and a husband...
there’s no chance on this earth I ever could.
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Nov 16, 2009 2:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Can we still be friends?
As long as we have Peyton we will always have a chance to win.
by skywalker on Nov 16, 2009 1:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Were we ever?
If by your question, are there hard feelings? No, there aren’t, but Colts was last week, and we always move on to the next team. On to the Jets.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 16, 2009 2:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Some one needs to flush after they drop a Sanchez.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 16, 2009 3:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
not going to laugh… not going to laugh…
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Nov 16, 2009 4:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Shouldn't really suggest dropping Sanchez
The Jets might hear you. And that means that the D-backs would actually have to work to get interceptions, instead of them being carefully giftwrapped in loving Sanchize-sized bites.
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 16, 2009 5:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
What if it is a Dirty Sanchez?
You really don’t flush in this particular case its more like a a major wiping and a shower after a victorious act of self-embodiment.
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by Peter Chung on Nov 18, 2009 10:24 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Did you know?
Mark Sanchez wants you weiner?
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 16, 2009 6:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Actually the story isn't that Sanchez likes Oakland hot dogs.
It’s that he was able to wrest them away from Rex Ryan. May he used that stick?
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 16, 2009 6:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He tried to pass one to Ryan
but it felt short as an incompletion. He tried to pass a second one, but it was batted down at the line. He tried again, but he muffed the snap and had to dive on it, and which point Rex Ryan told him to just keep the bloody thing, so he snarfed it down on 4th and 10.
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 16, 2009 7:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If Ryan ate footballs like hot dogs, you could plant him on the D-line, and nothing would get through.
He’d probably hit a 55" vertical if a weiner were in it for him.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 17, 2009 11:40 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Sanchez to Oakland
for all of Al Davis’ draft picks? Weird Al likes ’em young.
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by Farorefox on Nov 18, 2009 12:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
His new apprentice?
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 10:40 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I can drop a pile of Sanchez this high.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 16, 2009 9:46 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Was that a slam?
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 17, 2009 11:27 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
or is my hair falling out?
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 17, 2009 11:27 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This hit the nail pretty much on the head.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 17, 2009 11:36 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Wait a minute...
you wouldn’t be calling me a parasite, by any chance, would you???
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Nov 17, 2009 1:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Um, um, um ...
Absolutely not. Your links are like the yellow pages, a reference, that’s it a reference for those of us that are lazy, that’s it too lazy to do the arduous, intense, insightful research ourselves. It is truly a wonderful service that you provide, and I am eternally grateful for my morning links.
By the way, Marima, you’re looking good today. Did you lose weight? Not that you needed to or anything….
Sometimes when you’re in the doghouse, it’s best to just shut up.
Shutting up now.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 17, 2009 1:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Somehow, I don't think I'm getting my morning links any more.
Bummer!
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 17, 2009 1:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Forgive me?
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 17, 2009 4:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
No way.
Smelling like chocolate before a meeting with Rex Ryan is death.
You trying to kill people, SMP?
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 17, 2009 5:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Illegal procedure to have a coach on the field (or attacking people in the stands)
Besides, Marima said she has a chocolate factory in her town. Covers, the scent. I’m thinking, I’m thinking.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 17, 2009 5:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
awwwww...
If I was at all bothered (which I wasn’t), that surely would have won me over. : )
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Nov 17, 2009 5:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 17, 2009 5:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
SMP your money is no good here. Nice work
Jack of all trades-Master of None.....
by Peter Chung on Nov 18, 2009 10:25 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
In other news:
The New York Times Embraces ‘Douche’ as the Television Dirty Word of the Moment
That begs the question, are they allowed to say Rex Ryan’s name on television now?
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 17, 2009 11:54 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rex Ryan cries for his team (or because of his team, or for fear of losing his job, or Sanchez ate his weiner)
Will his tears of sorrow pump up the team? … or just creep them out?
Should we be good hosts and put Kleenex in the visiting locker room? … or make him blow his nose on Mark’s jersey?
Inquiring minds want to know. Inquiring mimes may want to know as well, but they don’t ask questions – occupational hazard.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 17, 2009 5:58 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Jets are back in town!
NOT THOSE JETS!!!!!
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 10:39 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Not Brett the Jet! Has he retired yet?
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 10:41 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
vs Dolphins
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 12:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
vs Patriots
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 12:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
vs Seahawks
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 12:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He's a lovely bride, though.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 12:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Glad to see that some things never change....
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 5:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That one is so romantic.
I wonder if he bought him a beer afterwards.
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 18, 2009 11:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if the Seahawks dude bought him a beer.
There is a strange combination of pain and joy on Favre’s face.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 10:43 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
No not Broadway Joe either.
Nice ’stache!
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 10:42 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
As long as we're talking about Joe (assuming we were).
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 12:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Mom still dress-ing him?
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 12:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Then there was the whole panty-hose thing.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 12:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Keep trying, keep trying....
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 10:44 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
This is perhaps the scariest picture I've ever seen.
What’s worse, they all sort of look like Sanchez – even the girls – especially the girls.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That's the ticket!
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 10:46 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Dude, you're not in Kansas anymore!
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You know where he's taking him right?
REX IS HUNGRY
NOOOOO DON’T LET HIM EAT BRADY!!!
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by Farorefox on Nov 18, 2009 12:23 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Wow, first Ray Lewis, then Brady
Rex is one hungry dude!
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 12:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he'll let Brady live in one of his chin pouches
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Nov 18, 2009 12:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
On a hog, aren't they jowls?
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 12:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I bet the pig had some swagger once too.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 2:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and you'll notice
it’s mouth has been closed too.
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Nov 18, 2009 2:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Chin count!
I see 2 distinct chins and a third creeping in.
2.5 chins by my count
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 12:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Thank goodness for this thread
SMP, you’re a genius. I’d be pulling my hair out if these pic’s were in a Jets game preview.
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by MaPatsFan on Nov 18, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Just a little sandbox to play in.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 1:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Brady Quinn, Mark Sanchez, and Brett Favre are all in good company.
Quinn’s the latest douche on the list to throw a dirty block at a defender, and now T. Suggs is out for 4-5 weeks.
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Hey little sister shot gun!
by Farorefox on Nov 18, 2009 2:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I don't think QB's go to blocking school.
They just kind of jump in there with the “Don’t kill me, don’t kill me.” attiitude and hope they survive.
Ravens didn’t have much pass rush on the side opposite Suggs (he was always doubled), so now they have zero pass rush. Bummer for them.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 5:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Separated at birth?
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 3:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
No.
Don’t you know the story of Rex’s birth? There were originally triplets
but one got eaten at birth
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Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
Hey little sister shot gun!
by Farorefox on Nov 18, 2009 4:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That's why Rexxy freaked out when someone asked him, "What's eating at you?"
Makes a load of sense now.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 4:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You are SUCH a doofus
stop making me laugh out loud!
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Nov 18, 2009 4:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Um, that's the point of the thread, ma'am.
Glad you’re enjoying yourself.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Watch out FaroreFox
He’s looking longingly hungrily at Channing Crowder now.
Somebody get him some Dolphin-safe Tuna.
Hey that’s not what I mean at all.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 5:51 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Oh now Ronnie Brownie is weak, time for Rexy to pounce
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Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
Hey little sister shot gun!
by Farorefox on Nov 18, 2009 6:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
At his weight, he's got to take the weak guys in the herd.
Not fast enough for fresh meat.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 6:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If he drafts for (lack of) pace...
he can eat the slow ones instead of the usual training camp cutdowns. When 20 guys disappear from the roster, nobody will be any the wiser.
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 18, 2009 11:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
On the (uncharacteristicly) serious side,
I hope Ronnie gets better (after we play you of course). He’s a good guy.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 6:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, he's out for the season,
Reported about an hour ago.
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Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
Hey little sister shot gun!
by Farorefox on Nov 18, 2009 6:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh really?
Another nail in the coffin of the AFC East. Yay?
I like Ronnie. That’s unfortunate. He’s another Welker I want to steal.
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 18, 2009 11:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
AFC East Headlines that should be on Sports Center
1. Bills fire Dick Jauron
2. Ronnie Brown out for season
3, Cryin Ryan and the Bi-planes are nose-diving
4. BB makes a questionable call in Indy that will have absolutely no effect on them in the grand scheme of things.
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Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
Hey little sister shot gun!
by Farorefox on Nov 18, 2009 11:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
At least they're not wearing these ghastly things:
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 18, 2009 11:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I didn't even realize they were throwbacks for a while.
I just thought they were playing off the Blue Angels or something.
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Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
Hey little sister shot gun!
by Farorefox on Nov 18, 2009 11:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The unfortunate part of this pic, is Pennington is in it.
Best thing Favre ever did was free him from the Jets.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 7:57 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
They should use the throwbacks as punishment...
“Win the next game OR ELSE”
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 18, 2009 11:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Time to get ready to take on the Jets.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 8:46 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Now we're ready
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 8:46 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Focus guys, focus
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 8:47 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This is the real deal
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 8:48 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Glad you're getting into this, Junior.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 8:51 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmmm....
That sure doesn’t look like Mrs. Superman… you know, Lois Lane? He’s gonna be in trouble…
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Nov 19, 2009 8:56 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Kissing cousins?
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 9:13 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Superman's had a hard love life.
There comes a point in the relationship where “faster than a speeding bullet” isn’t what she’s looking for.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 10:25 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Bill Gates has had similar issues:
Micro and soft just aren’t her favorite adjectives.
So if you see him change the name of the company to Megahard, you know he’s compensating.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 10:27 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought for sure I'd get comments on this.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 6:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He's such an easy target!
And he’s already overcompensating. He’s got one of the larger, more luxurious superyachts around – and he’s deathly afraid of the water. Like, full on Asperger’s-y foetal ball of Rex-Ryan-crying quivering mess scared of water.
I wish I had enough money that I could invest in ridiculous assets that I would not only never use, but that I’d be so scared to even see that I’d soil myself in fear at the mere prospect.
Although, that sounds much like the Glazer’s ownership of the Bucs.
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
by Comedic.Sans on Nov 19, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That's more like it.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 8:53 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Looking good, Vince
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 8:56 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, you're sitting this one out.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 8:58 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm, no Jets here....
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 8:59 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Jets, not rockets!
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 9:04 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
At least the Cheerleaders are ready!
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 9:05 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Pose for a team photo!
Nice!
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 9:07 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Jets must have gone back home.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 9:08 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
No. There's gang green.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 9:10 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Somehow, I don't think this will be pretty.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 9:12 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Attendance is good
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 9:15 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
But in the end, we triumph.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 9:22 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
All is good
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 9:29 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Go back to what you were doing.
Um, nevermind … good job.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 9:33 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Photo fail, #2.
I’m really slipping.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 10:36 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Bummer,
Photo fail.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 10:28 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I've snapped at two people in the last two days.
andrew29910 for spouting trash like a 5 year old that spent too much time around Daddy when his team lost.
and colts_Fan843 for writing like a 5 year son of some dude with a major inferiority complex who pushes his complex on his kid through false bravado.
That is so unlike me. Am I compensating for the loss to the Colts?
I think I need to take some time off, because normally the inane prattle of idiots just bounces off like blockers off of Vince Wilfork. Slot out.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 3:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
don't be gone too long...
I thought you were quite patient with the feisty little troll.
In fact, colts_fan843 offered a prime example of classic troll-speak: All caps, poor spelling, run-on sentences with no punctuation and free-style abbreviations, while spewing blind hateful gibberish in a somewhat pitiful and comical manner.
That guy could run a clinic for trolls everywhere.
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Nov 19, 2009 3:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, Marima
A win over the Jets ought to get me back on track. Gonna go do some real work for awhile and recuperate.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 3:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Trolls are irritating beyond belief.
I know, I’m the resident Dolphin on most sites. Gets crazy during the post-game threads. Losing teams are always the funnest places to go though, get into the center of the action, make you feel that much better about your own life.
Phin-bassador/ Head Weatherman/ Injury Specialist of the Phinsider.
Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
Hey little sister shot gun!
by Farorefox on Nov 19, 2009 3:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
this kid's a piece of work
says he’s in 8th grade and has a full ride to USC (for his incredible wide receiving skills) but want’s to finish high school first. Trolls are not only irritating but tiresome.
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Nov 19, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
See false bravado and delusions of grandeur above.
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The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 4:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
A USC wide reciever. Doesn't say too much about his skills.
Phin-bassador/ Head Weatherman/ Injury Specialist of the Phinsider.
Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
Hey little sister shot gun!
by Farorefox on Nov 19, 2009 4:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Comedic.Sans, it's all yours.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 19, 2009 3:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I would...
but when the kid’s stupid enough to either lie about, or be proud of, being recruited to USC as a wide receiver… well, he’s got enough problems.
It’s a step below being hired as Al Davis’s protege on a reality tv series. I think I’d call it “So you think you can tank a once proud NFL Franchise?”
On second thought, maybe the kid should enter that. He seems to have the natural gifts to emulate Emperor Palpatine Rupert Murdoch Al Davis. “You run dat 40 in wut? Ohman, you be da first-round draft choice 4reelz”
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
by Comedic.Sans on Nov 19, 2009 5:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It would be funny to see him draft someone because they misplaced the decimal point.
“Draft him, now! He ran the 40 in 1.2 seconds!”
-- LATER --
“How’s the new guy?”
“Slow.”
“What? He ran the 40 in 1.2 seconds!”
“Our mistake, Your Emperorness, it was actually 12 seconds. The decimal point was a fly dropping.”
“Trade him! Get rid of him, 7th round pick, I don’t care!”
-- LATER --
“Why’s that guy so fast on the Patriots?”
“Well, it turns out that when he ran the 40, he had 2 broken legs from saving poor orphans from a runaway semi. He also had the radiator and front bumper still attached to his spine.”
“So he’s better now, huh?”
“Yeah, he’s healed up and now runs the 40 in 1.0 seconds.”
“10 seconds? That’s not very fast!”
“No, your imperialness, that decimal point isn’t fly poo.”
“No! Damn Belichick, I get him! He cheated me! Unfair, unfair!”
“Now, now, cryptkeeper, sir. It’s time for your warm milk and nappy poo.”
“Oh, all right. Where’s my Richard Seymour doll?”
“Right here, sir. Good night.”
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 20, 2009 11:06 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Get your own Richard Seymour biggie doll.
Eli Manning: “It’s an action figure!”
Yeah, Eli, we’ve heard that before.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 20, 2009 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Funny thing is, it's the same guy. Dr. Jekyl / Mr. Hyde
What’s up with that?
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 23, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
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