New England Patriots Links 11/04/09 - Wright Ready to Replace Green; Truth About the Wildcat
Kerry Byrne gives the Cold Hard Football Facts about the WIldcat: None of it matters. It’s all bells, whistles and BS.
The Wildcat is, at the end of the day, little more than window dressing that shades the eternal truth of pro football over the past 70 years: The team that wins the passing battle wins the game.
The Dolphins of the past two seasons aren’t the exception to this rule, as Wildcat advocates contend. They are the proof of this rule.The 2008 Dolphins didn’t enjoy unexpected success because they ran the ball so well. The 2008 Dolphins enjoyed unexpected success because they suddenly passed the ball so well. Here’s the proof:
• The 1-15 Dolphins of 2007 averaged 4.0 YPA running the ball — 16th in the NFL.
• The 11-5 Dolphins of 2008 averaged 4.2 YPA running the ball — 15th in the NFL.
So, the much-improved Dolphins of 2008 barely improved over the awful Dolphins of 2007 in their ability to run the ball. They were mediocre running the ball each year.
But take a look at Miami’s passing game from 2007 to 2008:
• The 1-15 Dolphins of 2007 averaged 5.9 YPA passing the ball — 30th in the NFL
• The 11-5 Dolphins of 2008 averaged 7.4 YPA passing the ball — 7th in the NFL.
The much-improved Dolphins of 2008 showed a dramatic improvement in their ability to pass the ball. In fact, this improvement in Miami’s passing game was probably the greatest statistical story of 2008. But it was a story that barely got mentioned in the hype that surrounded the Wildcat.
TEAM TALK
- New England Patriots vs. Miami Dolphins. Broadcast info, series history, player connections and more.
- Erik Scalavino says Jarvis Green's surgery might mean more playing time for Mike Wright; plus news and notes from Tuesday's practice.
- Patriots signed TE Rob Myers to the practice squad after placing Robbie Agnone on 'Practice squad/Injured' with a shoulder injury. Myers, 6-4, 240 pounds, originally signed with the New York Jets as a rookie free agent out of Utah State in April of 2009.
- Ask PFW: Back from the Bye.
- First annual Special Olympics Flag Football State Games held at Gillette Stadium last Sunday. More than 250 Special Olympics atheletes from 4 states competed in games, football skills and cheerleader competitions.
- Patriots Today: Back from the Bye (9.39 min. video)
LOCAL LINKS
- Ian Rapoport reports last year, the Wildcat averaged 6.4 yards per carry. This year, it’s down to 5.4. New Orleans set the blueprint. Whenever Brown was in the shotgun, defensive backs blitzed off the edge with "corner fires."
- Karen Guregian focuses on Mike Wright, a jack-of-all-trades having played tackle in four-man fronts and right end and nose tackle in three-man fronts, and leads the team with four sacks. He has been the backup for Green and will be primed and ready should his number get called Sunday.
- Mike Reiss reports Mike Wright is ready to fill in for Jarvis Green. It's not often that a team can lose a starting DE and replace him with a player who has a team-high sack total.
- Jeff Howe notes the Patriots are well versed in late-season success.
- The Herald offers a game-by-game breakdown of Miami’s success, or lack thereof, with the single-wing style formation in 2009. Interesting.
- Mike Reiss lists Ten Things to know about the Miami Dolphins.
- Karen Guregian notes every Patriots' special-teamer is studying up on Ted Ginn Jr.
- Christopher Price says Patriots want to make sure Ginn has no more happy returns.
- Adam Kilgore reports that over the past five games, the Patriots have adjusted their offense and made themselves more balanced.
- Mike McDermott notes the Patriots may get a shot at ending two teams' dreams of perfection.
- Robert Lee finds the Patriots are traditionally successful in November and December and hope to keep it going.
- Mike Reiss notes the Patriots' kickoff coverage will be tested against Miami on Sunday, and looks at the core special teams personnel.
- Mike Reiss looks at where the Patriots rank in key statistical categories through 8 weeks of the season.
- MIke Reiss says Ty Warren is feeling good about his ankle.
- Steve DeOssie presents his mid-term Patriots Report Card. Still some work to do.
- Christopher Price answers his weekly reader mailbag and deconstructs the Wildcat.
- Mike Reiss answers his weekly reader mailbag, kicking off with talk about preparing for the Dolphins.
- Boston Herald Patriots Notebook: Patriots OL focused on elite pass rushers Joey Porter and Jason Taylor; Matthew Slater has been practicing at Safety, but also was seen at receiver; Seven players were absent from practice;
NATIONAL NEWS
- Michael David Smith (Pro Football Talk) Ward, Porter, Haynesworth called NFL's dirtiest.
- Jerome Bettis (SI) Inside the NFL: 49ers headed in right direction, no camp costs Crabtree.
VIEW FROM MIAMI
- Almando Salguero (Miami Herald) Can Dolphins give Brady another difficult day?
- Mike Beradino (Sun-Sentinal) Dolphins-Patriots: Key matchups.
- David J. Neal (Miami Herald) Unsung defensive linemen Randy Starks and Paul Soliai came up with stellar performances in Sunday's win over the Jets.
- Barry Jackson (Miami Herald) QB Pat White has work to do before Dolphins' caution lifts.
- Ethan J. Skolnick (Sun-Sentinal) Making playoffs this year would be even greater feat for Dolphins.
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We Phins don't believe in statistics and all that Belicheck trickery.
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by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 11:22 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Calvin Pace thinks KRs for TDs are gimmicks
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by Patssuck456 on Nov 4, 2009 11:30 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
How about a response to the Wild-Cat?
Edel-bombers.
Have Edel set back on a screen, make it look like a normal screen play. Have Moss/Aiken on the other side, with Watson and Welker for spot blocking in front of Edelman (or even Vollmer in at TE), and instead of Edelman sprinting through the coverage, have him tap into his college skill set and have him throw across the field to a, mostly likely, open Aiken or Moss. If they’re covered, that means Edelman could probably just run on his own.
by The Hill on Nov 4, 2009 11:31 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
He could if he wasn't out with a broken arm.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 12:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well yeah...
…that’s obvious, but for the re-match?
by The Hill on Nov 4, 2009 12:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
They've practiced with him doing that.
It’s a possibility.
The 80’s Bears used to do that with Walter Payton. The safeties would see Payton with the ball in his hands and come in. Then he’d air it out over their heads to Willie Gault.
Of course, I don’t think Edelman is quite the run threat Sweetness was, but it was very effective.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 2:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't Moss play QB in high school?
Not that I’m recommending him for the role — on a play like that, I’d rather have him as the intended receiver.
by RSNexile on Nov 4, 2009 5:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure he has 4 NFL TD passes to his credit
I remember reading it somewhere. So, bearing that in mind, it wouldn’t surprise me if he was a high school QB – he’s obviously capable of throwing and whoever was playcalling must be confident enough in it to give him the opportunity.
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 4, 2009 5:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He has thrown the ball for us
Remember the Steelers game in 2007? Brady threw a one-hopper lateral to Moss, Moss lateraled back to Brady, and Brady hit Gaffney with a 50-something yard TD bomb past Anthony Smith, the Steelers DB who was yapping before the game guaranteeing that the Steelers would win.
And he does have two TD passes in the NFL, but he hasn’t thrown a pass since 2004.
by RSNexile on Nov 5, 2009 1:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Because The Dolphins would never know how to stop the Wildcat
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by Patssuck456 on Nov 4, 2009 11:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The difference is...
…Wild-Cat is running based, Passing second.
Edel-bombers would be passing first, running second.
by The Hill on Nov 5, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Rodney Harrison was going to get tapped as the dirtiest player again.
Despite his not even playing this year. He’s always been picked based upon reputation anyway. Like most of the guys in the pro bowl.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 12:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
He received 3 votes anyway
yep, that’s the voting caliber of the "dirtiest player award’
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Nov 4, 2009 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
maybe those players still remember the hit, lol
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Nov 4, 2009 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I remember last year, Harrison tried to call Ricky Williams the dirtiest NFL player.
That’s right, the dirtiest player is a pot-smoking, yoga-master, vegan. Not seeing the part where he murders stuff.
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by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 1:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Sportscenter last year. It was a memory, but I'll see if I can find it.
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by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 1:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Here
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by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 1:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2008/09/22/rodney-harrison-doesnt-approve-of-ricky-williams-dirty-blockin/
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by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 1:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, now I remember that
kinda funny actually, in the it-takes-one-to-know-one department
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Nov 4, 2009 1:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well
we can say with some certainty, that the Dolphins did win at least ONE game riding the wildcat…!
Still, these statistics show what a remarkable gift the release of Chad Pennington turned out to be for the Dolphins last year.
by hythlodaeus on Nov 4, 2009 4:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Before I forget
This has nothing to do with football, but this is the Clone Trooper costume my kids made for Halloween:

Using cardboard and many rolls of white duct tape. Just had to share.
And NO that’s not me wearing it, It’s son #2.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 4:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Very good for the cost.
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by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 5:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That's fantastic
If I see a Clone Trooper in the stands during a Pats game, I’ll know who.
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 4, 2009 5:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Is the trim green?
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by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 5:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, green duct tape
I’ve seen pictures with yellow, blue, and red before, so I don’t know why they chose green.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 5:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
ARC trooper trim and 501st are blue. Pilots are yellow. Commanders are red/orange.
Standard troopers are straight-white. Kashyk troopers are camo with scout gear. They also appear as Black with lime-green trim.
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by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 5:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. Sounds like you've done your homework.
I’ve seen the movies and played the Star Wars battlefront games with them, that’s about it.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 5:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I know my Star Wars.
Played virtually every game (none of the recent ones cause I’m broke). Watched every film, read as many books as possible (you can’t possibly read them all). I know more about Star Wars than you probably know about everything else in your entire life.
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by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 5:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I usually play the ARC troopers.
Heavy firepower’s where it’s at.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 5:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, at least you're a history buff.
After all, it happened long, long ago in a galaxy far away….
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 5:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Found it, I think
Form the same place I got the picture below, Wookiepeedia:
The austere sensibilities of Kaminoan society resulted in the blindingly pristine white state of each set of armor, although command units originally had stripes of different colors, depending on their rank (yellow meaning commander, red meaning captain, blue meaning lieutenant, and green meaning sergeant).
I was a sergeant in the Air Force. That might be why they did it.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 5:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Never really noticed it in the games, though.
Too busy making scrap metal out of droids.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 6:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I was extremely good with the traditional trooper.
Sniper didn’t have enough ammo, Arc was unwieldy, Shotgunner was too short a range.
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by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 6:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I like hallways and mines.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
They're secretly converting you to the Jets
First it’s use of green. Then it’s referring to things with the “chise” suffix like it’s clever. Sooner or later you’ll end up headbutting walls and have some baffling love of setting fire to puppies while screaming “JETS JETS JETS JETS JETS”.
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 4, 2009 5:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Like Luke said to Vader.
Nooooooooo. That can’t be true.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 5:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That's IMPOSSIBLEEEEEE
Beware the dark side (of the Meadowlands).
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 4, 2009 5:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You guys going back, or are you heading for Gillette next time?
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by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 5:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Next time we're home
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 5:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose that leaves the Bills as the last East team to head to the Meadowlands then.
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by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 5:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, lucky them
Found it above, Green is sergeant
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 6:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Actually I was wrong.
The Phins were the last East team that will ever play there. Barring the unthinkable playoffs.
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Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 6:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Playoff games at the Meadowlands?
Perish that horrible, horrible thought.
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 4, 2009 6:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The way it's looking, none of the 3 New York teams will be making the playoffs this year.
Now if we could only convince the Jets of this.
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Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 6:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It's hard enough to teach Jets fans how to spell "Jets",
let alone something that necessitates counting to 16.
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 4, 2009 6:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"Oh, we started out 3-0, we're the best team since the '72 phins"
I’m really tired of New Yorkers. Isn’t it ok that you have 26 freakin baseball titles? Who cares if you suck at football and basketball?
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Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 6:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know what's more beautiful
The stupidity apparent on that guy’s face while looking at ‘S’ and ‘T’ or the fact the Jets are in the middle of a drubbing by the Chargers.
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 4, 2009 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
SO true
http://www.thephinsider.com/2009/11/4/1115396/i-hate-being-the-medias-under-dog
Notice the jets wins and losses
by Acemmett on Nov 4, 2009 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
what... no "Subway Bowl" this year???
I think it was around this time last year that the media was forecasting it
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Nov 4, 2009 6:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Subway bowl?
Whatcha mean? Giants v Jets?
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Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 6:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah... with Bruce Springsteen playing at halftime
sickening.
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Nov 4, 2009 6:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He hardly even sang during that Superbowl
He just jumped and kicked his legs in a general direction, and grunted alot.
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Bender: Who wants dolphin? Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 6:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
So...
He was basically Peyton Manning, pre-snap.
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 4, 2009 6:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
LMAO
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
#3 son (the main designer) is an Eagles fan.
That might have something to do with it.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 5:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This is what they were going for:

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 5:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Cool
Hope he peed before he put it on
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Nov 4, 2009 5:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I told you to go BEFORE, you put the armor on.
Living in the great white north, you usually send them three times before you put the snow gear on them.
Sometimes that’s not enough.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 5:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
ARC Clone Troopers needing help undressing in a bathroom near you, soon.
“Can you help me untake my bulletproof codpiece, please?”
Where’s a lightsaber when you need one?
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 4, 2009 5:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hold on, lemme slip off my bullet-proof skirt

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by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 5:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ooooops, thread-jacked again.
I’ve got a bad habit of doing that.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 4, 2009 5:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Best. Thread-jack. Ever.
I had to create an account just to say so.
by AGuinness on Nov 4, 2009 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The people approve
How many other places do Clone Troopers, Hallowe’en, duct tape, the illiteracy of Jets fans, and Bruce Springsteen’s impersonation of Peyton Manning all get mentioned on the same page?
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 4, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You don't frequent Phinsider CKCs or Open threads obviously.
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by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
No, can't say I have
but the ones on here frequently get hijacked by a certain fringe element. I shan’t name names though; they might beat me.
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 4, 2009 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I would say I'm sorry for hacking your thread but...
I really am not that concerned.
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by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
YAh i need feed back
by Acemmett on Nov 4, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Stop hoccing
It’s kind of annoying
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by Farorefox on Nov 4, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I know it took a while for the Patriots to take off.
Specifically it took an owner who gave a crap to hire a coach/GM who was interested in long term success.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 5, 2009 10:08 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldnt call Porter a dirty palyer
Does he throw elbows at the knees of Quarterbacks?(cough Wilforkcough) Does he hit QBs well after the play?
All I’v e seen him do is talk shit and get into a few shoving matches(and he did get into a fight pre-game once) But on th field he doesnt take cheap hits.
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Sparano: Joey Porter, What is best in life?
Porter: To crush The Jets, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of Mark Sanchez
by Patssuck456 on Nov 4, 2009 11:09 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't call Porter Mr. Congeniality, though.
It’s pretty easy to say “so and so is dirty” and point to one play that may or may not have been intentional as ‘proof’. Wilfork’s a very, very big unit – he’s nowhere near as agile, balanced or nimble as Porter. If you think of all the times Porter, or any gifted LB, almost hit a QB’s knees or put on a late hit or whatever but narrowly avoided it, and then factor in a guy like Wilfork’s lack of agility and sheer inability to stop, it sheds a slightly different light on it.
Now, compare Wilfork to Albert “I crushed Brady’s arm in a pre-season game” Haynesworth…
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 5, 2009 1:05 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not saying Porter is a saint
But teh Wilfork Play I’m refering to is undeniably dirty, he extended his eblow out to hit Losman’s knee, it has nothing to do with a lack of aglity or he couldnt stop his momentum.
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Sparano: Joey Porter, What is best in life?
Porter: To crush The Jets, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of Mark Sanchez
by Patssuck456 on Nov 5, 2009 1:29 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I remember the one
and if I remember correctly, it didn’t look as bad from the reverse angle, and JP Losman himself didn’t go out of his way to accuse Wilfork of dirty play, so make of it what you will.
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by Comedic.Sans on Nov 5, 2009 5:07 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You remember it?
How could you forget it? The guy’s been the league for six years. In those six years, there’s one play that everyone continually cites as proof he’s “a dirty player.” Like so-called “spygate” (for which there was both no gate and no spying), it’s the one drum other fans have, so they beat it constantly. I know more about that play than I do about any other play in Patriots history save Brady’s injury and the “Tuck Rule” (another play people bring up when they want to accuse us of cheating or getting help from the refs (looking at you, Ravens fans). I’ll just say that the only way the Losman play was “dirty” is if you can prove that Wilfork’s intent was not to bring Losman down, or to disrupt his throw, but to injure him.
Why is it that you don’t hear Pollard accused of being dirty? He only took out the best quarterback in the game for an entire year with a practically identical move…
PS: Your siggy isn’t precisely correct. Hythlodaeus is in Denmark.
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about. --Shaun of the Dead
by JohnHannahRules on Nov 5, 2009 7:29 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Comedic.Sans is our token southern hemisphere foreign guy
and Hythlodaeus is our token northern hemisphere foreign guy.
Actually, I think we have a large silent readership amongst the non-United States crowd, but these guys contribute regularly and often hilariously.
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The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Nov 5, 2009 10:13 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
But I'm further away
And thus cooler. Theory of inverse awesomeness-to-distance ratio. Which may or may not have been made up in the last two seconds.
Token foreign guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
by Comedic.Sans on Nov 5, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He's automatically dirty because he wears a Pats uniform
Evidence? Who needs that old chestnut?
Wilfork has been in the league 6 years, and is paid to essentially hit other men as hard as he can as often as he can. He does so at a constantly in-and-around Pro Bowl level, suggesting he does actually hit other men often and hard. If he didn’t have a particularly vicious looking hit on tape somewhere, I’d truly be surprised.
Let’s play a fun game: name one defensive guy who has been in the league that long and played at a truly high level and hasn’t made an absolutely awful looking tackle.
Token foreign guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
by Comedic.Sans on Nov 5, 2009 4:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, strange
it said it couldn’t post. Eww. It doubled up.
Token foreign guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
by Comedic.Sans on Nov 5, 2009 4:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
One Wilfork play that may or may not be dirty makes him a dirty player?
Wilfork has been in the league 6 years, and is paid to essentially hit other men as hard as he can as often as he can. He does so at a constantly in-and-around Pro Bowl level, suggesting he does actually hit other men often and hard. If he didn’t have a particularly vicious looking hit on tape somewhere, I’d truly be surprised.
Let’s play a fun game: name one defensive guy who has been in the league that long and played at a truly high level and hasn’t made an absolutely awful looking tackle. Go ahead.
Token foreign guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
by Comedic.Sans on Nov 5, 2009 4:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
no, no... the other guys are just "playing hard"
guess there’s a difference somehow.
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Nov 5, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

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