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Looking to numb your mind?

After last night’s decapitation, here are some mind numbing thoughts about the league and the Pats…

  • As a fan, last night’s game reminded me that the only real affect I can have on a game is to yell my head off while clapping as loud as possible when at the games.   Nice job Saints fans, you willed that team to victory.
  • On that note, I hate when teams want it more than the Pats.  See Pats v Giants, Feb 2008.
  • Great line I heard on a local radio station from an Indianapolis sportswriter, the Colts are making plans to put a statue of Bill Belichick right next to the one of Reche Caldwell in the front of Lucas Oil Stadium to commemorate big Colt wins of recent years.
  • Is winning the AFC East like winning the beauty contest for fat girls?
  • Another funny post-Colts anecdote from a radio show caller who’s wife works as a flight attendant on the Patriot’s charter flights.  Apparently the pilot after the Colts game was late in getting the plane open and ready for the Pats to board.  As he was opening up the door, he offered consoling words to the glum Patriot players, something akin to keep your heads up boys, you’ll get ‘em next week.  To which Randy Moss, in a bit of a foul mood due to the circumstances of earlier in the evening, replied, “Dude, shut the &%$# up and start the goddamn plane.”
  • I have spent the entire AM trying to find statistical evidence to support how the Patriots really made the right choice by showing up to play the Saints.  Apparently, 70% of the time when they show up they win or something like….AH HELL there is no statistical evidence to support an a$$ whipping.  Sorry 4th and 2 defenders.
  • My mancrush on Billy Balls has been downgraded to a bromance. 
  • Why do I continue to pick the Carolina Panthers week in and week out?  Some teams never change in my mind and Carolina will always be that team that almost came back and beat the Pats in that Super Bowl, even though Jake Delhomme sucks and so does the entire team!
  • Does it seem like Brady locks on to receivers much more than he ever did rather than spreading the ball around and the “open guy” gets the ball?  He misses a lot of wide open guys lately.  Not misses with accuracy, misses the fact they are open by never seeing them.
  • Why do I care so much when they lose? 
  • Once the last Brett Favre naysayer turns back on him and forgets his track record and crowns him king again – then and only then – will he revert to his true riverboat gambling, gun slinging, insert stupid announcer metaphor here, self.  It will happen, trust me… as I am starting to come around on him and I may be that last guy.
  • I take back what I said preseason, Brad Childress did steal Percy Harvin from Billy Balls.  Bald Ahole.  I hate that guy.
  • Hines Ward calling out Ben Roethlisberger for not playing with a concussion.  Yikes Hines!  You gonna spoon feed eggs to Big Ben when he is in an elderly center at age 46?
  • Are the Jets still talking trash about the Pats?  Man I have never heard a team chirp more than them.  And their fans too.  Does that fireman Ed guy remind you of Master Blaster from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome?  Yeah, me too.
  • I think the Pats can beat every team in the league, save for Colts, Minn, and Saints.  Those three would take some breaks, a great game plan and well executed play – especially if on the road or neutral site.
  • Matty “Ice” Ryan – turf toe, really?  Now if Hines Ward called him out I would be all for that. 
  • Wilhite is always in position to make plays, but misses by literally inches week after week.  It is hard to get mad at him because he is so close, but at some point close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
  • Never bet the Texans over the Colts.  Every year the Texans suck us in only to spit us out.  Take it from a guy who saw a grown man cry in Vegas last year after the Texans blew a 14 point lead plus a 10 point spread in 18 minutes.  Grown men crying should happen in churches, not casinos.
  • Mangini is kind of a douche.  I can see why Billy Balls took his keys and stuff away when he defected. 
  • No Ronnie Brown, no problem – right?  Right!?! 

The views expressed in these FanPosts are not necessarily those of the writers or SBNation.

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