You know you're old when...
As much as I like talking about football and my favorite team, the New England Patriots, there's just not a heck of a lot going on right now. One of my fellow head bloggers is getting hitched soon and is in the process of making wedding plans. It's been a long time since I made wedding plans, so I thought I'd put together this post. Each statement starts with, "You know you're getting old when...".
- Your daughter is starting Driver's Ed...And she's the younger one.
- You no longer can stop by the local watering hole to "have a few" without a) "hydrating" in between each adult beverage, b) going to the restroom between each drink, c) having a few aspirin when you get home, and d) waking up the next day feeling like you were hit by a truck.
- You reach a point where major happenings, like birthdays and anniversaries, are BIG events and need halls to be rented.
- Household chores, like doing the lawn, become your entire Saturday and are considered enjoyable rather than something to get out of the way.
- The household appliances you bought, seems like decades ago, are starting to breakdown.
- You just sold an item on eBay from 1979...and you were the original owner.
- Your eye doctor uses dirty words like bifocals.
- It's harder to sleep at night and stay awake during the day.
- You actually remember watching Lofa Tatupu's father play for the Patriots.
- You begin saying things like, "I'm old enough to be that running back's father!"
- You remember sitting on the metal bleacher seats at Foxboro Stadium.
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The metal bleachers weren’t THAT long ago. They were cold though.
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I was at that last game
And I’m not “that” old. I did wonder if the new Camarillo in the NFL was Rich’s kid, and I’ll admit I had a horrible crush on Tony Eason. I had it easier than my poor older brothers, my Pats even made it to the big show. Ahh… glory days!
Or when...
there are Coaches in the NFL who are younger than you…
That one I have a hard time coming to grips with…ugh.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
You never know...
I have a good friend who got his first bifocals when he was six. And my wife keeps “complaining” that I won’t let her make plans as big as she did for my thirtieth birthday last year — we got married that week.

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