YAWN! Geez, don't know what happened last night, but I woke up this morning feeling... weird. As if something were a little bit off. I can't quite put my finger on it. I guess I just need coffee, and maybe a Boston Cream donut, or something.

Well anyway, I'm sure all of you have seen the news that Jay Cutler is finally getting traded from the Broncos. Now, it seems our hated rivals over at the Colts blog, Stampede Blue, have a story up saying the Patriots are interested in Cutler. Like all things that come from there, I tend to view their "sources" more in line with a gastrointestinal waste than actual people who have useful information.

But, then I got to thinking, with Tommy 31 years old and coming off two major knee surgeries, why not go after a 25-year-old with a "laser rocket arm?"

Yes, Cutler is a whiner and, in general, a silly little bitch. But, so was Randy. Nothing against McDaniels, but he really did screw the pooch less than a month on the job their in Denver. I love Cassel as much as any Pats fan (he made last season, at least, entertaining), but only a moron would think Matt is better than Jay Cutler.

Get Cutler into the real Patriots Way, and the whining will cease. If it didn't, The Hooded One will plant his size 12s on Cutler rectum, and Jay can switch careers to singing using his newly acquired soprano voice.

In any case, I doubt Belichick would trade Tommy, even for Cutler. But, would they trade him for another QB? Like, maybe, that goofy tool in Indy?

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No, that's not a Photoshop job. That's an actual picture, taken fro the Pro Bowl. Every time I see that pic, it sends chills straight to my nards. Could you imagine Tommy playing for the Colts? Makes about as much sense as Captain Forehead playing for Belichick, or me rooting for the Colts. Imagine that! HA!

Oh brother! I really do need some coffee. Maybe I should see the doctor today, or something. I mean, any of you ever experience a morning where everything just feels upside down, like you got transported into the "Mirror Universe," where Mr. Spock is evil and everyone wears a goatee?

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That's how I feel today. I half expect my fiance to step out the bedroom door and say "Give me your agonizer, please."

Hope your day is going better. Go Pats!