Allow me to be a total male prick here: The only thing that would make this more enjoyable is if Bridget Moynahan and Gisele Bundchen settled their argument by fighting one another naked in a mud pit.
BRIDGET Moynahan is furious with Gisele Bundchen after Bundchen boldly bragged to Vanity Fair about being mommy to Moynahan and Tom Brady's son, John.
But while Moynahan is taking the high road and keeping quiet, her friends are not.
One close pal told Page Six, "If Gisele loved Bridget's child like he was '100 percent her own,' then she would not talk about him in the press. Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom's virtues, as was evidenced even when the child was still unborn and they publicly flaunted their relationship without any discretion whatsoever."
Sadly, we likely will not see these two Brady Babes fling mud at each other in the literal sense. Instead, we get mud slinging through the press. And while this isn't football related, per say, it does involve our franchise QB.
My take? Well, Gisele's comments about a kid she did not bare and does not raise full time do come off as a bit pretentious and stupid. And the comments by Bridget's friend are pretty damning. But, I don't think Tom married Gisele for her mind.
I hear she makes a mean chicken soup, too
And seriously, it is hard for a super model to be discrete in today's world. Discretion pretty much goes out the window after you have someone take a picture of you naked on top of a white horse.
Still, I think they should dook it out in a mud pit, Thunder Dome-style. Kinda like this:
Yes, I admit it. I'm a male chauvinist pig. I can't help it.
Gisele v. Bridget link from The Big Lead.