Patrick Allen over at Arrowhead Pride wrote some NFL parodies of the Bud Light Real Men of Genius ads. As you read them you can almost hear the announcers voice in your head. (Yes, there are always voices in my head, but that's a different story). Here are the links to his: The lines in parenthesis () are the singer's voice-over.
And my own attempt to , um, no player in particular....
Today we salute you Mr. "I can't decide if I want to stay retired guy".
(Mr. I can't decide if I want to stay retired guy.)
Sure you say you play for the love of the game, but what is the game you're playing?
(Ooooh that ain't football!)
While other players retire with class, you change your mind more often than a teen age girl looking for shoes in the mall.
(Oooooh, I like these sandals!)
Sure, you have mad skills, and an even madder desire for revenge.
But you're also a locker room cancer once the cameras are off.
(Heeey. Are we filming?)
You do whatever it takes every year to avoid OTA's,
and training camp, and the first third of the season.
(Waaaaake me for game time!)
Just so you can come out at the end of the season and play the hero or kill your teams chances trying.
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh "Emperor of Interceptions"
Because in the end if you can't get it done here, there's always another team to jerk around.
(Mr. I can't decide if I want to stay retired guy.)
Sorry, I gave it away.
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