Colts or Jets?

At the same time, I hate Rexy the Hutt, and want to see him cry.

I want the Jets to beat the Colts to a pulp, and then get obliterated by the Saints in the SB.

I’m the closest thing you guys have to a civil enemy fan. And lets face it, the only thing that unites Dolphins and Pats is the utter disdain for the Jersey Bi-planes.

…just so I don’t have to hear about how amazing Peyton is. Then again, I don’t want to hear about Rex Ryan either. This sucks.

VIKINGS all the way

I don’t want to deal with “Peyton won a Superbowl, he’s best ever” on here. Nor do I want a “Favre won a Superbowl, he’s best ever.” I certainly don’t want a “Jets won a Superbowl”… so I’m sticking with the Saints.

Russian roulette, anyone?

Nobody good left to root for except maybe the Saints. I despise that little Brad (“Doesn’t my beard make me look even more like a sex offender?”) Childress and Favre is just beneath contempt. The Jets? ugh. Bill Polian and the Colts? No way.

Here’s how I’m rooting. I want to Saints to obliterate the Vikes so bad that Chili gets fired and Brett gets so humiliated that he re-re-re-retires for good.

In the AFC, I really want to Jets to beat the whiny, sanctimonious Bill Polian who, besides looking and sounding exactly like a hemorrhoid, is a master of being second best. His Buffalo Bills finished second in 4 straight Super Bowls and his Colts have been the second best team of the decade. I want him to deal with the pain of yet another playoff failure—after which he’ll whine and bitch and change the rules again. I’m not too worried about the Jets. If they win then regardless of what they do in the Super Bowl, they’ll be so fat-headed and fat-assed next year—Rex Ryan will just be fat—that they will lose whatever edge they may have had this year.

So, Jets over the Colts, Saints over the Vikes, Saints over the Jets—and then we can all get ready for free agency and the draft. But I’ve been wrong about so much else this year that it will probably be the Colts or the Vikings!

But i could not stand it if Rex Ryan’s preseason Superbowl Prediction comes true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEPDNHCrPfM

Revis intercepts Manning on the first play. He runs it back to the 10 yard line, then Manning tries to tackle him. Manning breaks both femurs, and Revis runs the rest of the way for the Touchdown. Sanchez eats a hotdog while watching an instructional video about sliding. Curtis Painter comes in and lights up the Jets defense. He ends the game with 600yards passing, 6 passing touchdowns, and -17 yards rushing and two forced fumbles. Rex Ryan cries.

New Orlean beats Farve, so the Farvefest doesn’t continue.

In the Superbowl, Painter is again reduced to his normal self, where he matches Kerry Collin’s stats against New England. New Orleans Dominates. And of course… Rex Ryan cries again.

How is this scenario?

To root against every single team in the final four of this NFL season, but Minnesota probably has the mildest one, so I’m a Vikes guy for this week. I’d rather see either NFC team take it over the Jets or Colts, but if had to be one of our AFC rivals I (can’t believe I’m saying this) will likely side with the Jets. I have to deal with Colts fans on a daily basis where I live.

…this Global Thermo Nuclear War….the only way to win….is not to play.