Jack A Thread #8- Jets fan on PP-the only thing that matters is who won in week 2. CS-And that's why the Jets haven't won a Superbowl since the moon landing- Edition


This isn't a game thread.....just a thread for us youngsters who are addicted to the internet and this wonderful site.  Rec this post so it stays up in the most recd fanpost section...then un rec it when I or CS makes another thread.


This is a guide for newcomers to use on certain Pats Pulpit slang, or lingo that we use here. This is an attempt for those who are joining our community (and for everyone) to understand some of the things that we say. I will be constantly updating and adding to this as we continue our journey as the Number 1 Patriots site in the interwebz.

Format: Term – Definition/ Explanation [Creator of term/First to use]

Disclaimer: If I have forgotten something…or you request an addition…either contact me via one of the threads…or our emails or

Citgo – a place where irrelevant people especially  in sports will be/ are working. 
What is HC Wade doing now?-Working @ the citgo
What is Adiaulus Thomas doing right now-Working at the citgo.

DDR- Moniker for Lawrence Maroney which describes his tendency to "dance" at the line of scrimmage, in comparison to the style in which players dance of the arcade game "Dance Dance Revolution" (AtomicDawg)

Fredo/Mangina - Nicknames for ex-Pats assistant coach Eric Mangini (creator/first to use term unknown)

Toy Story/Woody/Buzz – Nicknames for RB Danny Woodhead (Richard Hill)

The Executioner- Nickname for Devin McCourty (Comedic.Sans)

Steal This Thread/Jack A Thread – A thread made specifically to be stolen; a potpurri of pictures and topics can be covered and posted here (SlotMachinePlayer/NinjaZX6R)

Hoodie & BB– Nicknames for HC Bill Belichick; derived from the many hooded sweatshirts he wears in public

GRONK – usually typed in capital letters, nickname in short for TE Rob Gronkowski

Herndo/A-Hern – Nicknames for TE Aaron Hernandez

Law Firm – Nickname for RB BenJarvis Green-Ellis; derived for the many combined names he has, which is similar to any law firm made up of 3 or more people

Seabass – Nickname for RT Sebastian Vollmer

TBC – Nickname for LB Tully Banta-Cain

Space Emperor – Nickname for P Zoltan Mesko

Smurfs — Nickname for the Patriots’ collection of undersized position players (primarily Branch, Woodhead, and Welker, but may also include Faulk and Edelman)

Mini Missile/ Ka-Chung!!!!!!- Nickname for our Strong Safety Patrick Chung.

BoB / BooB-Bill O' Brien (Pats offensive Coordinator- Bob When he is on fire; BooB when is just sucks.

Todd Light- Matt Light- CBS's Jim Nanz calls him that lol

CLGJ- Caps lock Gus Johnson is OBrienSchofieldismyHero 

The Kiwi- Comedic Sans

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