Caption Contest
by SlotMachinePlayer on Feb 5, 2010 11:40 AM EST
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There was a request by nbradley07 for a caption contest for the above picture. Have at it. The contest is simple: the caption with the most Rec's wins. I'll try to be a little lenient on profanity, but let's go for clever over crude. Rec as many responses as you like.
To Rec a response, click the actions tab under the response, and press Rec. Note: You can't Rec your own response, the system won't let you. Thanks to nbradley07 for the suggestion and to mathew.40 for the finding the picture.
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"Let's steal the Patriots kicker and make him sit on the bench."
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Feb 5, 2010 11:56 AM EST reply actions 7 recs
Bernard Pollard deserves a bonus whether he's on our team or not!
Blogger at SBNation's Patriots blog, Pats Pulpit
by MaPatsFan on Feb 5, 2010 12:15 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
"And just think, the Patriots are sitting at home."
lol – couldn’t resist.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Feb 5, 2010 12:38 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
"Do you think we can make it a rule that Colts win every call in the passing game?"
“Isn’t that already a rule?”
(Both): “Ahahahaha”
by Richard Hill on Feb 5, 2010 1:03 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Let's get the league to institute a two hand touch rule on our quarterback and wide receivers.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Feb 5, 2010 1:14 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
They call him "five-head", but I wouldn't rate it any higher than a two.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Feb 5, 2010 1:36 PM EST reply actions
"Since we changed the rules, we have owned the Patriots"
haahhaaaaaaahhh
Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
i love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
by NinjaZX6R on Feb 5, 2010 3:04 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Let's get the competition commitee to ban players named "Brady".
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Feb 5, 2010 4:14 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Polian: " I’m a closet vampire who sucks blood from little babies…bawahhhaaaaa "
Irsay: " Bawahhaaaaaaaaawhat??"
Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
i love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
by NinjaZX6R on Feb 5, 2010 4:55 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
New 'Tuck Rule' interpretation: any intentional movement of a skeletal hand in a forward motion where it REALLY doesn't belong.
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
by Comedic.Sans on Feb 5, 2010 5:18 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
What's your 40 time, Big Boy?
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
by Comedic.Sans on Feb 5, 2010 5:18 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
yo
heard this on the news…but a Kiwi chick auctioned her virginity for $32,000 for college.
Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
i love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
Isn't that considered prostitution?
…and expensive prostitution at that….
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Feb 5, 2010 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
Prostitution is decriminalised here...
It’s still officially frowned upon, but the general idea was it was better that they be able to seek police help, pay taxes, etc than the alternative.
Does seem rather expensive, although I did get the impression she was an attractive girl. I guess that really appeals to some people – to the extent of US$32k. Better bang-for-buck than JaMarcus Russell? Oooh yeah. Puns. Facepalm.
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
I thought the cost might be because of how rare the commodity.
A virgin female in New Zealand…. C.S has made them a very rare commodity indeed. Guess one slipped through your fingers.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Feb 5, 2010 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
Slipped through my fingers?
I’VE CONTRACTED THE DREADED GALLOWAY!!!
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
CS- the teen virgin hunter since 19**
imagine a documentary group following CS on his “conquest” and CS acting like all the other crazy Aussie / Kiwi wildlife experts like Steven Irwin and etc.
“Oohe, look at this female specimen. an 19 year old female virgin is a rarity in this part of the country. Now I’m going to creep behind her and take a closer look”
here is the link of the story
http://www.newsobserver.com/116/story/317952.html
Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
i love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
Ye gods
I’m pretty sure Steve Irwin didn’t need to pay US$32,000 to manhandle his crocodiles, though.
Can’t say I understand why someone would want to pay that kind of cash to deflower some girl. You’d think you want a receiver who understands the routes, if you know what I’m saying. Bonus facepalm for awful NZ/Aussie slang double entendre that nobody else would understand: +10 points if you can guess what it is.
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
well
a) the girl is a moron.
b) any guy who pays $ to deflower someone is probably a sexual pervert.
Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
i love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
Most likely a guy with some pretty big issues
and when I say big, I mean really, really small.
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
her mom must be so proud of her
Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
i love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
"Our daughter is a collage graduate, and a hooker. That's how she paid he way through university"
“You don’t say. I didn’t know they taught that at U.”
“They don’t. It’s more of an extra-curricular, but if you service the professors it’ll make your transcipts look better.”
“Well, our Jenny is going to university next fall. I’ll have to keep that in mind. She’s got virginity she’s not even using.”
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Feb 6, 2010 8:14 AM EST up reply actions
I suppose at least she got something out of it?
I’d wager there’s a LOT of female university students the world over who’ve lost it in a drunken haze who gained nada out of the experience. She’s (admittedly in a roundabout way) getting an education? Hah.
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
"I heard Lane Kiffen at USC signed a 13 year old... psst (sotto voce) where can I get one?"
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
for his personal use?
lol
Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
i love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
"Here's an idea, Jim--let's put the JETS in the playoffs."
“The Jets? Bwahahaha!”
by shoein on Feb 5, 2010 7:41 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
Now that's funny.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Feb 5, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
No one will believe that we sold Marvin Harrison his gun!
by Brady's Revenge on Feb 5, 2010 10:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Watch out...he might be gunning for you!!
Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
i love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
by NinjaZX6R on Feb 6, 2010 2:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You've got good pics
Gotta get Steal this Thread going again, so we can play.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Feb 6, 2010 7:38 AM EST up reply actions
"Lets trade 3 first round picks for Brady just to sit him on the bench"
“Actually lets make him Sorgi’s backup hahahahahaha”
As long as we have Peyton we will always have a chance to win.
"18 is coming"- Ed Reed (FYI, 18 did show up and he did conquer)
"I will be shocked if the New York Jets lose to Indianapolis"-Rex Ryan
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??
by skywalker on Feb 6, 2010 2:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
My entry
Bill: “I have an idea! Let’s create a Competition Committee and make all the rules that only benefit Peyton!”
Jim: “Smashing idea! The world will now be ours!”
Both: “BWWWWAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!11”
The 2010 New York Mets: Maybe it's the Phillies' turn to have 95% of its roster on the DL
The 2009 New England Patriots: At least we got our division title back
The 2009-10 New Jersey Devils: It's Kovy Time!
by R_Adragna on Feb 6, 2010 4:45 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Guy #1: “I say we go for the downfield pass.”
Guy #2: “Yeah! Peyon’s sure to get the PI call!”
Guy #1: “And if he doesn’t, we’ll have a few words with the ref after the game.”
Both: “HAHAHAHA!!!!!”
by patriotguy2 on Feb 6, 2010 8:21 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Guy#1: “Hey. I have a good Peyton Manning Marketing item.”
Guy #2:“What is is?”
Guy #1: “A PI flag with the Colt’s symbol on it. It’s very popular these days!”
Both: “HAHAHA!!!!!”
by patriotguy2 on Feb 6, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Edited:
Guy#1: "Hey. I have a good Peyton Manning Marketing item."
Guy #2:"What is is?"
Guy #1: "A PI flag with the Colt’s symbol on it. It’s Peyton Manning’s favorite flag, and it’s very popular these days!"
Both: "HAHAHA!!!!!"
by patriotguy2 on Feb 6, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
..
Jim: Damn Hargrove and his fake injury…killed the Colts’s momentum on the drive.
Polian: I’m damn tired of the Patriots, Fins, Saints, and the rest of the league faking injuries to counter Manning’s no huddle attack!!
Jim: Lets make a rule that forces teams to take a T.O. if their players goes down to injuries…ohh..also please ban onside kicks and institute a rule that state any INT thrown by Manning for a TD, will be invalid and as a result, count as a safety.
Polian: Our love child will be unstoppable next year.
Both: Baahahahahahahahahahhaaaa
Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
i love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
by NinjaZX6R on Feb 8, 2010 6:25 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
♪☺♫
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Feb 10, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
so you decided to add some music @ this party huh?
Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
i love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.....159mph is my top speed on the interstate
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
Speaking of beat...
One of my favorite bass players is…whoops. Wrong thread.
Blogger at SBNation's Patriots blog, Pats Pulpit
I'll get back to that soon....
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Feb 10, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
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