There was a request by nbradley07 for a caption contest for the above picture. Have at it. The contest is simple: the caption with the most Rec's wins. I'll try to be a little lenient on profanity, but let's go for clever over crude. Rec as many responses as you like.
To Rec a response, click the actions tab under the response, and press Rec. Note: You can't Rec your own response, the system won't let you. Thanks to nbradley07 for the suggestion and to mathew.40 for the finding the picture.