Kissing Cousins?
by JohnHannahRules on Mar 16, 2010 4:46 PM EDT
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PrintHollis Thomas? Wonder if he's related to Adalius Thomas... From The Onion:
In an effort to avoid physical exertion, strenuous activity, and standing up, slothful free agent Hollis Thomas told several NFL general managers Friday that he would prefer to try out for their teams over the phone.
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Can you hear me running, Rex Ryan?
“I’d really like to go, but I just can’t justify waking up super early and packing a bag and catching a flight and stuff”
Waking up late and not making it to practice? Skipping trainings? Hmm…
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
Pret-ty darn close
A bit too familiar to ignore the possibility. It would be much funnier if it were a player on the Jets though.
Keep the faith!
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