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Caption Contest - Joey Galloway Edition

Here's one combination we'll likely (I hope) never see again.

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“Brady! That football tried to attack me!”

by patriotguy on Mar 17, 2010 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

“If you pass it to me in that direction, then I should be able to catch it in that direction. And if I catch, then I’ll go in that direction.”

“What if you don’t?”

“Well at least I’ll still run in that direction.”

by patriotguy on Mar 17, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

“Say, you think if I can run it from here to there in 3 seconds, will I make the team?”

by patriotguy on Mar 17, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Galloway: "My IQ is this many."

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 17, 2010 3:50 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

"The endzone is that way, right?"

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Mar 17, 2010 4:16 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Brady: "Yeah, just don't step on the line this time. Idiot."

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 17, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Galloway: "My number is 13, that's 1 more than you. That makes me the boss."

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 17, 2010 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Free agency is THAT way? Thanks!

Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.

by Comedic.Sans on Mar 17, 2010 5:05 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Joey Galloway about to be ambushed by his future career - an old man carrying the drinks.

Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.

by Comedic.Sans on Mar 17, 2010 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Joey: "What's that thing, Tom? That thing flying through the air?". Brady: "That's, uh, a football"

You can just see Tom’s facial expression is about 5 seconds away from a full-out facepalm.

Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.

by Comedic.Sans on Mar 17, 2010 5:08 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Brady: "Why didn't you catch that?"

Galloway: “It’s the new glove, it only has one finger.”

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 17, 2010 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Brady: "Can you show me that Babe Ruth imitation again?"

Galloway: “Sure”

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 17, 2010 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Galloway: "So if I go straight ahead, I would find my way to the early unemployment line?"

The 2010 New York Mets: Maybe it's the Phillies' turn to have 95% of its roster on the DL

The 2009 New England Patriots: At least we got our division title back

The 2009-10 New Jersey Devils: Allergic to second periods

by R_Adragna on Mar 17, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Hmm...

“So, I’m supposed to run as fast as I can that way?”
“Yes, Joey.”
“Better get the ball to me, Brady boy.”
Brady thinks: Grrr…

Touchdown, Ronnie Brown Edition!

by 23_Wind on Mar 17, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Same as my last one, although edited.

“Hey! My free agent value if lying away! Come back free agent value, come back! Dang it, it got away.”

by patriotguy on Mar 17, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Driving directions

Brady: “No Joey. NO! 495 North is NOT that way.”

Brady, thinking to himself, “If he can’t figure out where 495 is, what will his seam route look like?”

Blogger at SBNation's Patriots blog, Pats Pulpit

by MaPatsFan on Mar 17, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Gallo: look Tom….Ohio State beat Michigan for the 6 straight year

Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
I love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.....159 mph is my top speed..will top that this spring
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
(formerly mathew.40)

by NinjaZX6R on Mar 17, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

galloway-After i win the SB with you guys, i'll retire right over there

Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
I love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.....159 mph is my top speed..will top that this spring
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
(formerly mathew.40)

by NinjaZX6R on Mar 17, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh no, Godzilla!

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 17, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Galloway: "Right there is where my career finally died."

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 17, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

My hands, has anyone seen my hands? I left them over there...

Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.

by Comedic.Sans on Mar 17, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Joey: "Hey, look it's a bird, no wait maybe it's a plane."

Brady: “No, Joey, that’s just your market value floating away.”

"I have this one little saying, when things get too heavy just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man." - Jimi Hendrix

by NESportsFan on Mar 18, 2010 6:36 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

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