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Steal this Thread - Hoodie Knows Best Edition

By now you know the drill:

    This thread (named in dubious honor [or honour for Comedic.Sans] of a book titled Steal This Book) is a thread that was designed to be stolen.  Random thoughts, check.  Inane observations, perfectly fine.  Multiple segues, the more the merrier.  Goofy pictures, haiku, whatever.  If the thread gets unwieldy, I'll create a new sandbox for us to play in.  Feel free to jump in, the water's fine.

A couple restrictions, however.  To keep this from becoming a war, we need to steer clear of politics, and religion.

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That is the cast from the television show Father Knows Best.  You can tell it comes from a long time ago.  Oh, not because of the black and white picture, but because it espouses that the head of the household (held to be the Father in those days) is something more than an idiot.

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It started in TV when they could laugh at the chinks in the Father's armor and see that he didn't know all.  He was, in fact, human.

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A hard working slob that did his best, but yet wasn't the image of perfection that perhaps his children thought him once to be.  There was still some level of respect, but there was also that endearing "humaness" that made Dad approachable.  Maybe even likable.

As the cheap laughs that came from Daddy's guffaws became easier and easier to come by.  Dad's became less and less respectable, and more and more flawed.

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A little more conniving, a little more scheming, and Dad's were no longer the paragons of virtue they were once touted to be.

There were still some educated, respectable Dads, but they were fewer and farther between.

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They were more likely to play than get played. 

But as time went on they became a dying breed.  Intelligence went down, reason went away, until we were left with lesser Father figures.

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As television showed the decline of the Father, it also depicted the decline of the family.  Was it a mirror of society at large?  Was it an attempt at a cheap laugh?  Was it an "at least I'm not THAT bad" mentality?  Don't know.

The world seemed simpler when Dad knew everything; when he was always trying to do the right thing for his family.  It was easier to sleep knowing Father was there.

Oh, but the title of the piece is Hoodie knows best.  Interesting that I related a Coach to a father figure.  I read last year that some teams ask players about their relationships with their fathers.  It seems if they had a positive relationship, they were more likely to listen to the coach and attempt to gain his approval.  If not, they tended to be problem children on and off the field.

It makes me wonder in those teams where the owner has emasculated the coach (such as the Redskins last year), can that coach still serve as the father figure?  Can he still be the head of the team?  I doubt it. 

It makes me wonder if that's why young coaches traditionally haven't done well.  They lack that role of a father figure.  More like a drinking buddy, than the guy who gives you good advice and looks out for you.

With us, we have Hoodie.  The owner is firmly behind him, so there is no problem there.  And yes, we've seen some of his humanness.  Perhaps even some chinks in his armor.  Still, he is respectable, knowledgeable, and looks out for his guys.  I know that Vince isn't signed.  I know that football is a business, but I also think that Hoodie wants Vince to get what is coming to him.  He's in his family, he's done what Daddy has asked, and now Daddy's looking out for him. 

That's the way I see it, and it's still possible a deal doesn't get done.  If that happens, I don't think Hoodie is to blame.  Some times the kids have to go off on their own.  As we approach the turmoil of the offseason, the new Patriots family will form.  And through it all, I keep hoping that Hoodie knows best.

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That was a long way to go to get back to football.

Usually I get distracted along the way.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 5, 2010 4:22 PM EST reply actions  

My train of thought often follows these sorts of paths:

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 5, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Coach Hoodie knows best and...

…look at that shiny thing! It’s so…wait, a bunny rabbit. Hmm, maybe I’ll just set something on fire and break it.

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by MaPatsFan on Mar 5, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey that reminds me. I have a tournament tomorrow, and I still need to come up with some interesting breaks.

It is indoors, so no fire allowed (sniff). If anyone has any ideas – you tube videos or whatever. Let me know quickly. I usually make it up a few minutes before I need to go out there (nothing like deadline pressure) and one time that meant that I broke a board with only my thumb. The board broke fine, but I never want to do that break again. Something about wisdom being what you gain when you lack common sense….

Thanks in advance for any ideas.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 5, 2010 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Adalius Thomas...

You know you want to hit him with a block of wood…

Rex Ryan pinata?

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by Comedic.Sans on Mar 5, 2010 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

The Rex Ryan pinata! Excellent idea!

Not sure what would come out after it breaks open though. The audience might get weirded out.

Keep the faith!

by Marima on Mar 5, 2010 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Ray Lewis will pop out of Rex Ryan...

I’m sure SMP had that picture around somewhere. Who wouldn’t want Ray Lewis as a guest appearance? That’d be cool.

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by Comedic.Sans on Mar 5, 2010 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

If I see Rex Ryan there I'll be sure to follow through on that.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 5, 2010 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't do neck

Big toe I’ve done a few times (on accident)
Funny bone – when you miss slightly on a downward elbow strike doesn’t feel “funny”

Might do the elbow strike (but try to avoid the funny bone)

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 5, 2010 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

my friend broke his neck in high school running track

He wanted to prove that if you ran full force into a wall, your body would go into self-preservation mode and protect itself automatically. It didn’t.

He was lucky to come out of the hospital walking instead of in a wheelchair as a paraplegic for life.

Keep the faith!

by Marima on Mar 5, 2010 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

When I was in wrestling in high school, one guy wanted to wrestle me, but I'd never seen him before.

It was a big school, so you didn’t always know everyone on all the teams. He was heavier than me, but you wrestled up and down as well. Anyway I started to do a fireman’s carry on him and he started to punch my head. I just wanted him to get away, so I launched the dork into a padded wall and ended up damaging his neck. Turns out he wasn’t a wrestle, he just wanted to be a dork. Don’t know what ever happened to him, but I hope he is walking. Last I saw he was being strapped to a board in the same position he fell.

I don’t do neck strikes.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 5, 2010 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

That reminds me of one of the Darwin Award winners...

for people who “remove themselves from the gene pool” through acts of self-inflicted stupidity.

NOMINEE No. 4: [UPI, Toronto] Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a downtown Toronto skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder and plunged 24 floors to his death. A police spokesman said Garry Hoy, 39, fell into the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank Tower early Friday evening as he was explaining the strength of the building’s windows to visiting law students. Hoy previously had conducted demonstration of window strength according to police reports. Peter Lawyers, managing partner of the firm Holden Day Wilson, told the Toronto Sun newspaper that Hoy was one of the “best and brightest” members of the 200-man association.


Not only did he die (obviously), but his entire law firm collapsed afterwards – the first major Canadian law firm to go under. Best and brightest, indeed.

Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.

by Comedic.Sans on Mar 5, 2010 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

So much

for my high school boy theory.

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Mar 5, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

what a moron

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by NinjaZX6R on Mar 6, 2010 4:37 AM EST up reply actions  

OMG...

high school boys….(sigh)

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Mar 5, 2010 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

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by NinjaZX6R on Mar 5, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe the infamous "Bruce Lee one inch punch?"

It always impresses when you can show you don’t have to wind up from Boise, Idaho to break something. Maybe do it laying down with someone holding the board over you. That way, it’d be impossible to wind up with the ground preventing your arm from moving past your body.

Could you break with a jumping front kick and knife hands or punches to your side? It’d be pretty impressive to break 3 things at the same time.

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by MaPatsFan on Mar 5, 2010 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I just had a vision...
It’d be pretty impressive to break 3 things at the same time.

Vince Wilfork falling over onto kids at a birthday party. Oh noes.

Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.

by Comedic.Sans on Mar 5, 2010 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I've done one inch punch with wood using cinder blocks as a holder. I could try that position tonight.

I’ve also done fingertip palm strike where you always make contact with the board, that’s really tough when you do a board with both hands.

Double knife hand would be easiest for a three-way break. Maybe a two board speed break on the jump front – top of the foot for pain. You get points for number of boards, combinations, pain, and difficulty (split focus is more difficult). That break would be worth a lot.

Thanks for the ideas.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 5, 2010 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd love to post footage, but I really don't want to put my face on the web quite like that.

Maybe with the right camera angle, or something. We’ll see.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 5, 2010 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't have the software that fuzzes out faces and I don't want to wear a mask - unless I do a blindfold break.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 5, 2010 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Brought back alot of memories

with your train of thought. Well, starting with Archie Bunker, that is. Nice post, SMP and I’m always up for stealing a thread.

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Mar 5, 2010 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks that's what it's here for.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 5, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

If you want some more memories

try this.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 5, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh SNL

at it’s finest. I haven’t stayed up to watch it in years…well, except when Peyton was on, of course. :-)

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Mar 5, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Glad to see that Father Hoodie and His Largeness, The Vince, are still one big happy family.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 5, 2010 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

I just pictured a kid of Vince and Hoodie..

yikes.. a 6’3" 290 lb. super-intelligent, devious and sneaky manbeast with a penchant for being quiet, brooding alot yet not emo and quiet disdain.. oh.. and a hunger for winning and rondo’ing pizza..

by satsunada on Mar 7, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Hoodie already does that, but it's with draft picks

I’ll trade my first rounder for your two seconds (and fifth and sixth and seventh)… YOU GOT RONDO’ED.

Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.

by Comedic.Sans on Mar 7, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

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