Caption Contest Results - ManningFace Edition
by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 9, 2010 12:14 PM EST
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PrintI think this one got a little unwieldy with the multiple pictures. From now on one picture at a time unless I hear differently. Oh, and I'm going to give the Mannings and Colts a rest for a little bit.
Picture A:
WINNER NinjaZX6R with 2 Recs:
"Damn you Adam Vinatieri… you kick a 23 yard and a 45 yarder in snow and then kick 2 FG in the SBs and YOU CAN'T KICK A 29 YARD KICK <expletive>…Where’s Pollian…I need him to change the rules."
HONORABLE MENTION SlotMachinePlayer with 1 Rec:
"Replaced my Preperation H with toothpaste? Very funny Rivers!"
Picture B:
WINNER Comedic.Sans with 4 Recs for his reference to the brothers with one SB ring each:
Wanted: a pair of One-Ringed Circus Clowns.
HONORABLE MENTION: R_Adragna with 1 Rec:
Beavis and Butt-Head in real life.
Picture C:
WINNER: Comedic.Sans with 3 Recs:
CBS shows a sense of humour by putting the final score update on the largest billboard in the immediate vicinity – Manning’s fivehead.
HONORABLE MENTION patriotguy with 2 Recs:
“Hmm. I’ll show him. I’ll get that undefeated season.” O.O
Picture D:
WINNERS with 2 Recs Each:
SlotMachinePlayer: "Do-overs pretty please? You’d do it for Peyton…."
Comedic.Sans: Confused by all the zeros in his contact, the second Manning is a tad baffled.
satsunada: "Did Rodgers-Cromartie just intercept my wife too? Aww man…"
Picture E:
WINNER: MaPatsFan with 5 Recs:
Peyton: “Really? You told him THAT?”
Eli: “Yeah, really. I told Plaxico it was a TOY gun and the guy believed me!!”
Peyton: “You think Coughlin will ever find out?”
Eli: “Find out? He’s the one who TOLD me to tell him that.”
HONORABLE MENTION JonnyNYC with 3 Recs:
Face: Do you do throw interceptions Eli?
Eli: Yes.
Face: What’s the problem then?
Eli: Well, I think I might want to be more like Tom Brady…I mean look at that there.
Face: Tom Brady? Why would you want to do that?
Eli: Well…it’s just that I don’t want to end up doing 2nd rate commercials my whole life?
Face: What’s wrong with second rate commercials, I’m in several of them myself
Eli: I notice you don’t watch many of them…
Thanks to all that participated. It was great fun to read all the responses.
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Aw, I can't believe I missed this contest. I love the Manning Face
The worst part about the 2009 season, other the Pat’s implosion, was the thought that we would never be graced with the Manning face again… but lo and behold, one Tracy Porter interception and the face was back baby!
Don't sweat it, more Caption Contests to come.
In fact, the next one is already queued up!
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 9, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
yayyyyy
i won something….finally
Mapatsfans had the best comment ever w. that gun comment.
Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
I love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.....159 mph is my top speed..will top that this spring
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
(formerly mathew.40)
Well deserved
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 9, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'm speechless
I don’t know what to say. To receive this great honor is the highlight of my life. I’d like to thank my friends Bob, Dave, Scott, Cindy, Dana and Michele. Oh, and my dog Jenna, too. Without her (tears welling up) this couldn’t have happened.
Blogger at SBNation's Patriots blog, Pats Pulpit
Let me know when you get to thanking "All the little people"
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 9, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
You forgot to mention God, heathen.
The 2010 New York Mets: Maybe it's the Phillies' turn to have 95% of its roster on the DL
The 2009 New England Patriots: At least we got our division title back
The 2009-10 New Jersey Devils: Allergic to second periods
Why does god credit for everything good and nothing bad?
Seriously, where’s that Super Bowl losing quarterback out there going “I’d like to thank God for allowing a brisk wind to carry balls beyond the receivers and for my lack of talent in the game. I suppose we should be more careful in our morals next year… if you’ll excuse me, i’m going to take my loser’s check and go to Disneyland.”
Because bad isn't the opposite of good, but the lack of it.
Like darkness isn’t the opposite of light, but the lack of it.
Cold isn’t the opposite of heat, but the lack of it.
Dumb isn’t the opposite of smart, but the lack of it.
…
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 11, 2010 8:43 AM EST up reply actions
A question isn’t the opposite of an answer, but the lack of it.
A hungry tummy isn’t the opposite of cheesecake, it’s the lack of it.
Yay! Look at me, i can put things in spam email format too frolic
On a side note, congrats on winning your own contest. Knew I should have voted for Comedic.Sans.
It's there for people to have fun. Vote as many times for as many people as you want.
I throw stuff out there to get it started and hopefully give people a laugh (or a groan), but there are much better choices. I Rec several captions that I like. Most people only Rec 1 or 2. We have more captions than Recs which isn’t exactly how it should work – maybe people think that by Recommending others they might not win? I would quit adding captions, but I’m afraid the ball would never get rolling. The first comment gets it going.
Oh, and zero isn’t the opposite of infinity, it’s the lack of it.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 12, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
Negative infinity isn't the opposite of infinity, in complex space, it is the same point.
See? No spam e-mail in that one.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 12, 2010 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
If I've got my Supermassive Hadron Collider calibrated properly
Negative infinity + infinity = Earth-shattering explosion plus creation of a black hole…
Must… not… press… button.
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
by Comedic.Sans on Mar 12, 2010 2:50 AM EST up reply actions
In complex space, the plane is really a sphere of infinite radius, so positive and negative are just the directions you take to the point which is infinity.
It is easier to see if you use a conformal mapping.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 12, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
Me and my bucket of Antimatter says nyah nyah...
Aha. Bucket of Antimatter. I keeeel myself…
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
by Comedic.Sans on Mar 16, 2010 6:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Nah, he earned that one
But feel free to vote for me out of spite or whatever next time, mwahaha. The joys of a democratic process!
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
by Comedic.Sans on Mar 12, 2010 2:49 AM EST up reply actions
Honored to have an honorable mention.
The 2010 New York Mets: Maybe it's the Phillies' turn to have 95% of its roster on the DL
The 2009 New England Patriots: At least we got our division title back
The 2009-10 New Jersey Devils: Allergic to second periods
I liked it.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Mar 9, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
I'm ashamed I actually F'ed up my modified quote
but appreciate the recognition all the same.
Jeebus loves me, this keeps me warm.
I love alcohol, this keeps me sane.
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