Caption Contest Results - Jake Delhomme Edition

WINNER: panther no panth with 4 Recs:

Fox; "Here’s what you do Jake. Right before you go out, scarf down a big beef and bean burrito.
Then, you’ll be covered on both ends. If they come at you from the front just breathe on ‘em ,like this.
That way, the halitosis will make them plug their noses, and then it’s up to you to not get intercepted.
If they come at from "Behind", just let ‘er rip.
That way, the methane will give them a migraine, and you’ll be able to do alot more scrambling.
Jared Allen will think twice before trying to sack you for -20+ yards, Again!"

HONORABLE MENTIONS with 3 Recs each:

JonnyNYC:

"Now Jake, repeat after me. I...WILL....NOT.....THROW.....TO....THE.....OTHER....TEAM....AAAAAGGGAAAIIIIN"

Comedic.Sans:

Jake Delhomme playing with his creepily realistic John Fox hand-puppet.

BabeParilli:

"I know, I know, you still have those pictures of me and the goddam transvestite! Just go back out there and TRY to throw to the white shirts this time!

totheights:

"I said Moore, as in Matt Moore. Not more of that crappy play you keep giving me Jake"

 JumpinJackFlash:

"Sorry Jake, you're goin to Cleveland, but the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico."

  After the jump, the running total for this year's Hall of Fame for the Caption Contest: 

Two points are given for Winning a contest, one point is given for an Honorable Mention.  I also will give a half point as a finder's fee to people who come up with pictures that I use (NinjaZX6R is currently credited with 7 - in fact he started the idea), of course I don't get points for finding my own pictures.  Note: there is no Honorable Mention on a picture with multiple winners, but all the Winners get 2 points.  NOTE: The best place to submit a picture is in a Steal This Thread post.  We'll be picking (by your votes) 2 entrants this year to enshrine in the Hall of Fame.

Here is the current total:

Comedic.Sans 16.0

SlotMachinePlayer 14.0  I'm taking myself out of the running and won't count my Recommendations.

satsunada 9.0

JonnyNYC 8.5

NinjaZX6R 6.0

Marima 6.0

R_Adragna 5.0

patriotguy/patriotguy2  5.0

Justin_Bobo: 5.0

bbismyhero 2.0

MaPatsFan 2.0

shoein 2.0

smithjoey223 2.0

NESportsfan: 2.0

Kiribub: 2.0

sc4rs 2.0

panther no panth 2.0

Richard Hill 1.0

Mother Tucker: 1.0

FaroreFox: 1.0

Choose your screen name: 1.0

FlyNavy: 1.0

BabeParilli 1.0

totheights 1.0

JumpinJackFlash 1.0

Huzaifa P 0.5

Rest assured, there are more pictures and more chances to come.