SMP Caption Contest-Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer edition

by NinjaZX6R on Sep 3, 2010 12:53 PM EDT

The caption with the most Rec's for each pic will win.

To Rec a response, click the actions tab under the response, and press Rec.

Rec as many responses as you like.

You can't Rec your own response (why would you even want to?), the system won't let you.

If you create accounts solely for the purpose of Rec'ing yourself, the staff members will delete the Recs from those accounts and ban the accounts from the site. If it continues to be a problem,they will ban your main account as well. This is for fun.

NOTE: Whoever wins the contest, their recs and wins wont count towards the next caption contest. This contest \ill end sometime this week

The winner of the previous caption contest was by patriotguy2

No wonder Sanchez keeps getting "sacked."

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Mangina: "Hey, Bill, if I should somehow suddenly take a coaching job elsewhere, could I still call you for advice and maybe trade players with you?"

Belichick: “Not a snowball’s chance in Miami. You ungrateful, two-faced, son of a ….”

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Sep 3, 2010 4:56 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

Mangina: "Hey Bill, do you think I could be as good a head coach as you?"

Belichick: “You know Eric, I’m about to go in and flush something that would be a better head coach than you.”

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Sep 3, 2010 4:58 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs

Mangina: "Hey coach can I have the keys to the team?"

Belichick: “Maybe, when you’re old enough to reach the peddles.”

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Sep 3, 2010 4:59 PM EDT reply actions

Bill, I heard there's a job opening up at Michigan...

Not a chance, Eric. Your production is what it is.

Oh no, don't tell me Matt Barkley ALSO doesn't tie his shoes...
September 1st, 2010. A day that shall live in infamy.
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 3, 2010 4:59 PM EDT reply actions

An enthusiastic Eric Mangini fails to reach Bill Belichick. He's seen this from other coordinators...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 3, 2010 5:00 PM EDT reply actions

No, Eric, being a tremendous suckup does NOT entitle you to be my coach in waiting...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 3, 2010 5:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Eric, if you keep things up the way you have, you could someday be the head coach of the Cleveland Browns.

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 3, 2010 5:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Bill: Eric, I have some bad news.

Namely, YOU’RE FIRED!

Secondly, You’ve been hired by the New York Jets to be their next head coach.

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 3, 2010 5:06 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

Mangina: “Bill, do you think I can be a great coach?”

Bill(puts his arm around him): “I’m sure the browns will think so…”

I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP

I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!

by patriotguy2 on Sep 3, 2010 5:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

"Now, Eric, let's pretend my arm is a guillotine. It'd go right.... here"

Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.

by Comedic.Sans on Sep 3, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Bill: Eric, I've been thinking it's time to tell you something. I had a dream the other night that you were the head coach of the New York Jets, and my team beat the stuffing out of yours in the playoffs.

Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 5, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs