I hate the Jets.
I may have mentioned this.
In any case, given that hatred, I must say this pleases me to no end. It's utterly tasteless, just so you can't say I didn't warn you.
The views expressed in these FanPosts are not necessarily those of the writers or SBNation.
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It's just...weird.
And yes, I too hate the Jets. I want them to tread the line between “overrated team that finishes season on five game losing streak and gets swept by the Patriots” and “struggling team is lucky to win five games, and is swept by the Patriots”.
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 8, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions
actually on your post. if i remember right the all time record for these two is 50-50-1
by MOSS81 on Sep 8, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
That is correct.
It was 49-50-1 in favor of the Jests before last year’s 2nd game, hosted by the Pats.
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about. --Shaun of the Dead
by JohnHannahRules on Sep 8, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
meaning the one YOU wrote
not the disturbing link with the Jets trolls in it (I know, I know you warned me ahead of time. I’m such a sucker for links.)
Keep the faith!
Speaking of trolls
BigBlueShoe blew up again, and that’s only in the one link I bothered clicking from Stampede Blue.
So, yeah, comments locked
Comments locked. Five people banned. Again, if you don’t like the article, if you don’t like the site, don’t read us. Move on to something else. Acting like a bunch of mindless douchebags will get you a quick ticket to bansville.
Kindly take a moment to read the community guidelines. Also, this is just a general rule of thumb, it’s never advisable to insult or piss off the site admins. This is not a democracy. People do not vote around here as to who is or isn’t banned. It’s at the discretion of the site admins. So, in general, be nice to them or you are gone. Pretty simple, isn’t it. Even for Texans fans, I’d imagine.
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
by Comedic.Sans on Sep 10, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah
he banned Colts homer, Peytonisurdaddy, linkish and aforAz ( or something like that). they are all nice bloggers and now bbs has run them out of town…now they are exiled @ the texans blog
someone should ban bbs…runs his blog like a dictator
Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
I love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on.. O H I O
I really miss that crew of exiled Colts fans
I’ve found them on the Texans blog, as they were given permission to put up open threads over there, but it’s not the same.
Keep the faith!
The Colts posters
were not too bad. The Stampede Blue admins are/were mindless douchebags. Especially that clueless ShakenBake. (think that was his name, I barely remember, somebody of the same name was trolling PFT about spygate a while back) He banned me from there because I wouldn’t acknowledge that the investigation by Tennessee into Manning’s horrid behavior toward the female trainer should be considered an unbiased investigation. He said I could come back in a few days if I asked. I never asked and never will. For what? To be at the mercy of some mindless douchebags on a power trip in their small pond?
Few people wield authority with wisdom. Certainly none of those mindless douchebags do.
Fire BB.
shakenbake
is a nice poster. i doubt it was him @pft
Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
I love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on.. O H I O
I liked Peytonsurdaddy every time he ventured over this way...
The very fact that the Texans fans are more reasonable towards Colts fans than BBS on a Colts side is messed up.
Apparently disagreeing with BigBlueShoe automatically means you’re a “mindless douchebag”. Boy, that isn’t a delusion of grandeur at all…
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
by Comedic.Sans on Sep 10, 2010 6:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I take exception to the "don't piss off the site administrator" requirement
Trolling is one thing, vehement disagreement is quite another and in my opinion the two shouldn’t have the same consequences, especially with volatile subjects where neither party has all the information.
Keep the faith!
Clearly BBS was taught
in the Totalitarian System: No dissent. No complaint. No nothing.
I mean, that is just ridiculous. Banishment should be the method of last resort; you shouldn’t be pulling out an atom bomb every time someone disagrees with you.
The Swamp's home field advantage is so devastating, it stifled the Florida offense as well as the other team's...
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 10, 2010 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions
and BANNED!!!!!!!!!!
Just kidding.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Sep 10, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I worry about that possibility…
As I have seen the banhammer myself once.
It wasn’t used; fortunately for me.
The Swamp's home field advantage is so devastating, it stifled the Florida offense as well as the other team's...
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 10, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Banning someone because they disagree with you is a poor way to go.
Banning someone because they are disagreeable with the general populace is sometimes necessary.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Sep 10, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
But it IS a weapon of last resort.
You don’t just whack away.
SlotMachinePlayer for moderator on StampedeBlue?
Soon coming to SBNation: The Peyton's Liberation Army?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 10, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, though.
He acts like it is HIS blog. Not SB Nation’s blog.
His property. Not someone else’s property that he is caretaking.
The members of the blog are your customers, not your enemies.
You write and they read. If they like your writing, you get more customers.
If not, they go elsewhere.
I’m surprised SB Nation puts up with it, but maybe they don’t pay much attention.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Sep 10, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
How about this name for the Colts blog...
The Peyton’s Liberation Army?
The Swamp's home field advantage is so devastating, it stifled the Florida offense as well as the other team's...
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 10, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
It should contain the fearless sayings ravings of their brave leader: Bill Polian.
The Swamp's home field advantage is so devastating, it stifled the Florida offense as well as the other team's...
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 10, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Big BS seems like a book-burner, though.
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
by Comedic.Sans on Sep 10, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Chews the covers off of them....
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Sep 10, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
The Truth!
Damnit, I was just banned from Stampede Blue and I never even joined it.
Soon coming to SBNation: The Peyton's Liberation Army?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 10, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Sep 11, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Eventually he'll be there only one there.
Listening to his own echo….
ECHO, ECHo, ECho, Echo, echo….
HOMER, HOMEr, HOMer, HOmer, Homer, homer….
IDIOT, IDIOt, IDIot, well, you get the gist.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Sep 19, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I like this.
I like this quite a bit.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Sep 10, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
You'll pick up your Little Blue Books over there.
They contain every audible Peyton Manning has ever called.
Fill out the Blue Guard forms over there and remember that loyalty to the cause is how you best serve the Revolution.
Soon coming to SBNation: The Peyton's Liberation Army?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 10, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
This is exactly true.
And despite numerous complaints and letters of complaint, SBN seems to agree.
I think it’s hilarious he’s pissing off a whole new group of people already.
Good to see you back, by the way.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Sep 10, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks. I had a bit over a month off to change my habits.
I pop in MUCH less frequently now.
I’ve gotten a bunch of things done, too. ;-)
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Sep 10, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
If you don't
drink the Colt kool-aide exactly as they see fit you are apt to be set upon. I’ve seen that on other Colt boards as well. Most of them are hyper-sensitive anyway. Their stolen team is the only thing in pro sports they really have to crow about. Oh yeah, they have the race too.
Fire BB.
Also, this is just a general rule of thumb, it’s never advisable to insult or piss off the site admins
Grand stupidity like this is why I love PatsPulpit so much for its reasoned debates, banhammers, and simple discussion.
Wait…BANHAMMERS? WHAT?
The Swamp's home field advantage is so devastating, it stifled the Florida offense as well as the other team's...
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 10, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
has he
ever been kind enough to pay the pulpit a visit?
Spokane WA only 2,266 miles from Foxboro MA
for the colts games yeah
but back then he was sane…heck in April 1st, Hill and BBS switched the 2 sites around for april’s fool day…and he was reasonable and funny
Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
I love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on.. O H I O
hmm
thats weird. because the posts i saw on the thread that got locked were perfectly logical. I then proceeded to read the “code of conduct” and no one said anything that “broke the rules.” I wonder what his deal is?
Spokane WA only 2,266 miles from Foxboro MA
haha
DOH!!! that might explain a little bit
Spokane WA only 2,266 miles from Foxboro MA
Soooooo
was that video for real or making fun of the ignorant ass Jets fans? I DID like the intensity though
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast
rec this if you hate the jets and rex ryan
otherwise if you dont rec it…you HATE America (:P)
Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
I love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on.. O H I O
by NinjaZX6R on Sep 8, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Let's not start THAT again.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Sep 9, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
it doesn't mean anything, he was young
he was coerced, he didn’t know what it was when he joined, he didn’t. Honest… he ran out of gas. He had a flat tire. He didn’t have enough money for cab fare. His tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole his car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN’T HIS FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Sep 9, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Terrific Blues Brothers reference - gotta Rec that
We’re on a mission from God.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Sep 9, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha... my kids use that reference
when I ask them why they were late and missed curfew.
Keep the faith!
I want the Jets to win on Monday night.
1. I don’t like the Jets, but I worry more about the Ravens in the AFC then the Jets.
2. I want the media circus, hype, sound and fury as high as possible for week 2’s match up.
3. More times in not I’ll choose the devil I know then the one I don’t.
How about
the Jets and the Ravens TIE on Monday Night?
I know, its unlikely with all those shiny new toys Flacco has, but it would be worth it.
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 9, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
The Ravens win-loss record doesn't necessarily affect the Pats; the Jets win-loss record does.
Thus I’m hoping the Ravens win.
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
Pats can control their own destiny against the Jets
As they play them twice.
They only play the Ravens once, and I would prefer to keep that team down early, lest they actually play as well as everyone is writing they can.
Getting to the playoffs is nice, getting their with a bye and home field is ideal.
Fantastic
Stephen Ross is to be seen, not heard.
The Jets make up 12.5% of our schedule, there is no reason for them to take up more than 12.5% of our discussion.
by dolphinfanatic717 on Sep 9, 2010 10:24 AM EDT reply actions
rec'd
bcuz I love America….
AND HATE THE EFFIN JETS!!!!!!!!!
Seated in the Marlon Moore/Roberto Wallce BandWagon
"And the bandwagon's full but you can try and run behind it" - Drake
by Davone_Is_BessT on Sep 9, 2010 11:15 AM EDT reply actions
This video is just wrong- on so many levels
But funny, in a wierd sort of way. Man it is just wrong
"Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?"
Joe Kapp
funny thing is
thats their first heineken of the night. Imagine what they’re like after 4 or 5
Spokane WA only 2,266 miles from Foxboro MA
I don't hate the jets.
I don’t hate cockroaches either, or fungus, or bacteria.
I don’t see any vid with this post. I feel gypped.
Fire BB.
click on "this"
Nothing?
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about. --Shaun of the Dead
by JohnHannahRules on Sep 9, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Ray Lewis
Ray Lewis has called out the Jets, but I think he missed an opportunity. if I were writing his scripts, I’d have him say
“And you know what? I don’t have to go back in time to kill John Conner. I’m a do it Monday night the first time he lead blocks on an iso.”
by quadruple option on Sep 10, 2010 3:11 AM EDT reply actions
I'm pretty sure Ray Lewis's legal counsel have told him it's not wise to threaten to kill people...
just bearing in mind his rather interesting history…
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
by Comedic.Sans on Sep 10, 2010 7:00 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh, c’mon. How awesome would that line have been? He should get a writer in giving him lines about Conner, just like Ali used to.
by quadruple option on Sep 10, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate the Jets, too!
But I LOVE to hate the Colts. The Jets are loud and stupid, but they just don’t have a good enough recent track record to really get me excited about hating them. Even if they blow up the world this year and win it all, EVERYONE knows this is a one-shot deal. This roster was built to win a ring this year, and that’s it.
My hatred (and love thereof) of the Colts is different. The Colts present a long-term, viable, fully hate-able enemy. You know the Pats are almost certainly going to play them every year, and the games are almost always very exciting and very meaningful, in terms of playoff tiebreakers, etc. Add to that the Manning-Brady media feud, throughout which Brady was, until very recently, universally disrespected as a “system QB,” and it really just gets under my skin. I don’t feel the need to make rational, logical, seemingly objective arguments against the Jets – I just say “The Jets suck,” and that’s all I need to say to vent my hatred. But with the Colts, I feel like I have to put actual thought and effort into my rants….which is why I love to hate them. Hating the Colts is SO much more interesting than hating the Jets. At the end of the day, the Jets are detestable for the same reasons that everything else in this world is detestable – they are obnoxious, stupid, self-absorbed, short-sighted, self-aggrandizing, moronic, etc etc etc . But the Colts are none of those things – they are far more like the Patriot than we as fans are really comfortable with admitting, yet we couldn’t be farther apart in our respective allegiances. So yeah, the Jets suck. But the Colts suck better.
Get your minds out of the gutter.
a long-term, viable, fully hate-able enemy
You really miss the cold war, eh?
Me too.
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about. --Shaun of the Dead
by JohnHannahRules on Sep 13, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions
At least we knew where the bastards were.
KILL BILLS VOLUME DONE.
Getting Farve's Funeral Pyre ready for Sunday.
"Remember, you are the 1st Marines! Not all the Communists in Hell can overrun you!"
Fire Dan Henning! Again!
Yep,
and we could trust them not to push “the button.”
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Sep 13, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I was 6 when the Soviet Union disbanded.
So while I can’t really miss something I never knew, I do prefer rivals that are more interesting/challenging. I always knew I would have made a better American if I were born in the 50s or 60s than the 80s.
I don't think you could ask for a more challenging rival than the one we're currently confronting.
Stateless, almost devoid of political ideology, diffuse, technologically proficient, unbound by responsibility to a society with nothing to lose. Tall order.
Notably less interesting than the ruskis, tho. I’ll give you that.
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about. --Shaun of the Dead
by JohnHannahRules on Sep 13, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Difficult to fight.
Because fighting is exactly what they want. Every terrorist killed becomes a martyr and recruiting ploy for 10 more impoverished, hopeless, angry young man or woman. At least the Soviets didn’t actively benefit off our political and proxy-military conflicts…that made things a lot easier.
Important to note, however, that they lack the capacity to destroy the entire world with the push of a button. I say that Cold Was was more challenging because the stakes were literally all of earthly existence, as we know it. Though acts of terrorism are horrific and, appropriately, terrifying, they will never reach the destructive potential of the Cold War conflicts. The only way terrorism has that sort of widespread effect is if it goads the powerful into destroying themselves; and even then, it will likely be a slow, almost unseen decay.
It’s only because we’ve become so effeminate that we even worry about ‘terrorist acts’. If you look at the vast majority of history, losing hundreds if not thousands of people a year to military foes was pretty standard even if there was no major war on. Just look at the British during the 18th and 19th centuries for example.
by quadruple option on Sep 15, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Effeminate?
I prefer to think of it as having higher standards for what constitutes acceptable human living conditions. Also, the evolution and adoption of democratic values throughout western societies has tethered to the ability of governments to wage war to the willing approval of the people. Naturally, people not liking to be killed very much, they don’t often approve of government policies that result in wars with high death tolls. Governments have found a way around this, to an extent, by exploiting brief by powerful public anger (See Afghanistan), exaggerating the dangers of not confronting an enemy (See Vietnam) or outright lying about an enemy’s capabilities (See Iraq). Overall, peoples in democratic society just aren’t going to put up with being sent to the chopping block on a near-daily basis without some very, very solid justifications.
Anyway, if rampant savagery resulting in mass death is the hallmark of masculine society, I’m going to prefer the effeminate society. I like my cozy, non-life-threatening amenities.
I was stationed in Germany when the wall came down.
I remember an older German couple that were neighbors of some friends of mine. They were worried that the two Germanys would get back together and really screw things up. Actually, worried is too light a word. Just short of out right frantic.
Exciting times. I was happy because I thought I wouldn’t have to train with a gas mask anymore. I was an ignorant schmuck. I guess times haven’t changed me all that much.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Sep 13, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Dolphin fan hating jets too
good win today Pats!
You guys look good.
Bills Dolphins are fighting it out for 3rd
"I don't need to be motivated by anybody. Never have." Dan Marino
"I'm a beast in the second half. . ." Ricky Williams
Good luck with your guys
I’m sure once the new guys (you’ve got what, 3 rookie starters?) get adjusted, you’ll start rolling pretty well.
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
by Comedic.Sans on Sep 12, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Loved seeing Ronnie Brown jump over the pile again (against another team of course)
He’s a great player, you must be thrilled to have him back
Keep the faith!
And thus.
1. Jets players sexually harassing a reporter from TV Azteca (wow, that was surprising given the maturity of their management)
2. Schottenheimer and Ryan likely to face sanctions for illegal off-season workouts.
No. Class.
I hated the Giants after 07 but right now they’re probably #2 on my favourite team list simply because of my hate for the Jets.A ctually, right now the Ravens are my favourite team.
by quadruple option on Sep 13, 2010 7:19 PM EDT reply actions
Im on this wagon.
F the Jets!!!!!!!!!!!
GO:Gators, Dolphins, Heat, Marlins, and Yankees
he who fears losing, has already lost
Josh Johnson for 2010 NL Cy Young!
Brandon Marshall is a Dolphin.....watch out World.
then rec the article
Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
I love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on.. O H I O

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