WEEK EIGHTEEN – FIRST ROUND BYE
hey kids- this week kind of got away from me, but i hope you’ve been practicing your happy patriots thoughts on your own. i have so much faith that you know what you’re doing, i’m giving you a totw quickie this week. hang on to your helmets.
you’d think the jets would have sore jaws after the way we punched them in the mouth last month, but they only seem to have gotten louder and more obnoxious. amidst the name-calling and tommy-bashing, the best line of the week came from the jet who said “this is a fifth amendment locker room.” sadly, the jets have absolutely NO experience invoking their fifth amendment rights not to incriminate themselves, although they’ve got that first amendment down pat. even our fearless quarterback thought it was hilarious.
it can’t be easy to keep our young team focused in the midst of all this trash talk, but bill belichick is taking one for the team and donning a doofy hat with a pom pom on top, giving the boys something to talk about. way to change the story, bill! you might suppose that after two weeks, i’d be sick of looking at wes bumming around the locker room in winter cute hat, flashing those pretty baby blues...but you’d be wrong.
ok, kids, that’s all she wrote. we’re the second game on sunday afternoon, and one way or another, it promises to be quite the show. there’s only a 10% chance it’ll snow – which are just about the same odds the jets have after insulting our quarterback. still, don’t take any chances, and think happy patriots thoughts.
hope your week has been great – and your sunday evening will be even better. go pats!