What can I say, its one of the best rivalries in the NFL. Its a battle that pits emotion, aggression, and above all confidence against quiet secrecy, with one side destined to prove their superiority. Highlights will be made on Sunday - anyone recall the one-handed catch over Revis? 45-3? Or, less notably, Tom Brady's record home win streak which started after a loss to the Jets, and, should the Jets win tomorrow, will be ended after nearly 6 years?
It is more then just a clash between two teams, or a battle for a division: it is a fight between good and evil. With that in mind, I thought it would be the perfect occasion to football-ise two types of well known jokes.
In the first corner, we have Rex Ryan jokes - the NFL's version of yomomma's. Though most of you probably know what a yomamma is, I'll give an example just to be safe: Yo Mamma is so fat last time she wore a shirt with an H on it a helicopter attempted to land on her. Now, just swap out "Yo Mamma" for Rex Ryan.
In the other corner, we have Tom Brady jokes - the NFL's version of Chuck Norris Facts. Example - When Chuck Norris does pushups, he is not pushing up - the earth is getting pushed down. Now, like the previous example, just swap out Chuck Norris for Tom Brady.
Feel free to share your jokes in the comments section - that is, after all, the point. Jets fans are welcome to come up with either anti-Jet or anti-Patriot jokes also, and I target this thread as much toward them as I do toward any Pat fan. Please keep in mind this is supposed to be funny - not a place where we actually diss each other's teams, or get too worked up over any of the jokes.
If anyone wants to copy my idea and post it at GGN, go ahead, as due to a ban an I can't.