Hello all! This seems like quite a good site here(obvious first poster as well. ;) ). Anyways
We have all talked about many things that we talked about. We talked about the draft, the union vs. owners, some free agent ideas, and some ideas and thoughts on what will happen in the near future(like who the pats might draft and trade ideas, and what will become of football). But there is one thing we have not talked about that requires our full thoughts and attentions.
Tree Branches. They are skinny things(sometimes big) that are on the side of trees. You know what I think when I think of tree branches? Danny Woodhead. Well.... his name has "wood" in it but he is also skinny and small. BUT you know what else is skinny? Pencils. Pencils are just so much better than pens, and woodhead, in relation to pencils, can erase and fix mistakes. Not pens. Pens stink. However, like woodhead, we don't want our pencil to break, because that would be bad. If you have ever used a test, do you use pen? Well if you do, you need to get your head checked out, because pens are not like woodhead. pencils are. paper mario is skinny, and he is the best nintendo guy ever. You dont mess with paper mario. Which by the way, i once saw paper mario fight Gilgamesh. Paper mario stomped on his toe, and then Gilgamesh exploded.
The whole owners vs. union thing reminds me of one thing: carpets. I swear, some carpets are MAD expensive. I mean, what the heck? Don't you just want to chuck pineapples at mosquitos while juggling 2-3/4 of land mines... no thats not safe... um... llama's?(yes llama's. everyone can do it). I would rather have William Schatner do the negotiations. Hell, he helped get me a great deal on priceline for a hotel, and not many people can do that (he says its easy but he's just being a jerk). I live in the country What, and im sure anything could exist if we put the effort into it. I one time imagined a Heavy from team Fortress 2 jump from building to building screaming "Where's my damn cheesecake." Heavy's are awesome, but I like the engineer. They are more awesome. The police took him down by hiring a spy, so the Heavy surrendered. And my cat is staring at me...... get away damn you.
Well back to this. Living in a world where flying lawnmowers try mow your lawn for no reason, life seems easy, but sometimes its not. Those lawnmowers are FAR from domestic, and if you are not careful, they'll mow your hair(be sure to keep large logs or rocks to protect yourself). Everyone can't get what they want, so thats why you have the Easy Button. If people used the easy button more often, i'm sure things will get easier. As Bruce Campbell once said, "Life is like a box of chocolates." Wait... thats Forrest Gump... well he is awesome anyways. You don't mess with Bruce... or Paper Mario. And my cat is staring at me again...... (throws a lemon at it). hehehe.
And that's the meaning of Christmas.
Anyways, I have to leave, for I am off to fight darth vader's mustache for he thinks he is so awesome, and must be silenced.