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In honor of our sponsor Bud Light, a new contest!

Bud Light had a series of ads (they may still be running) that was called Real American Heroes and morphed into Real Men of Genius.  Well, like this one:

Real Men Of Genius - Silent Killer Gas Passer (via DragonDaime)

There were quite a few of them on Arrowhead Pride at one point in time.

Awhile back, I did one to um, Brett Favre no player in particular....

 

Today we salute you Mr. "I can't decide if I want to stay retired guy".

(Mr. I can't decide if I want to stay retired guy.)

Sure you say you play for the love of the game, but what is the game you're playing?

(Ooooh that ain't football!)

While other players retire with class, you change your mind more often than a teen age girl looking for shoes in the mall.

(Oooooh, I like these sandals!)

Sure, you have mad skills, and an even madder desire for revenge.

But you're also a locker room cancer once the cameras are off.

(Heeey. Are we filming?)

You do whatever it takes every year to avoid OTA's,

and training camp, and the first third of the season.

(Waaaaake me for game time!)

Just so you can come out at the end of the season and play the hero or kill your teams chances trying.

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh "Emperor of Interceptions"

Because in the end if you can't get it done here, there's always another team to jerk around.

(Mr. I can't decide if I want to stay retired guy.)

 

(Parenthesis) are the background singer's parts.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write a football related RMOG spot highlighting (or lowlighting) whatever player, coach, GM, owner or team your like.  Rec the ones you like, and most rec'd entry becomes the Pats Pulpit Real Fan of Genius.  Enjoy.

The views expressed in these FanPosts are not necessarily those of the writers or SBNation.

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