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Welcome one and all to the OTA - Off-Topic Activities or Open To Anything or Oughtta Talk Alot or Open Thread All!. The best place to not discuss football at Pats Pulpit.


This is a thread for anyone who would like to enjoy some pleasant conversation that may or may not be football related. This is a place where some of us can get to know each other a little bit better, and on a slightly different level than other places on the site. A thread that may contain at times humorous dialogue, quotes, pictures, or anything else that might entertain. Remember to have a good time! But also please remember to keep it somewhat clean. We'd prefer innuendo over gory details.

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All the rules are based on this: Have fun, but don't keep other people from having fun.

a) Don't troll each other, or attack other members. You learned this in kindergarten.

b) If a picture is NSFW (Not Safe For Work), do not post it as a picture. Instead post it as a link.

c) Be kind to newbies, and help them fit in. Remember to share your crayons.

d) If someone asks you nicely to steer clear of a topic, find something else to talk about.

e) Any and all other SBN and PatsPulpit rules apply. In other words, this ain't Vegas.

Rec this thread, so it stays atop the most rec'd fanposts. Unrec it when another thread is made.

Star-divide

Below is a guide to certain slang, lingo, nicknames, or any kind of term that we use here at the Pulpit.

Format: Term – Definition/ Explanation [Creator of term/First to use]

Citgo – a place where irrelevant people especially in sports will be/ are working.
examples:
What is HC Mangini/a doing now?-Working @ the citgo
What is Adiaulus Thomas doing right now-Working at the citgo.

DDR- Moniker for Lawrence Maroney which describes his tendency to "dance" at the line of scrimmage, in comparison to the style in which players dance of the arcade game "Dance Dance Revolution" (AtomicDawg)
Fredo/Mangina - Nicknames for ex-Pats assistant coach Eric Mangini (creator/first to use term unknown)
Toy Story/Woody/Buzz – Nicknames for RB Danny Woodhead (Richard Hill)
The Executioner- Nickname for Devin McCourty (Comedic.Sans)
Steal This Thread/Jack A Thread – (SlotMachinePlayer/NinjaZX6R) A predecessor of this thread.
Hoodie & BB– Nicknames for HC Bill Belichick; derived from the many hooded sweatshirts he wears in public
GRONK – usually typed in capital letters, nickname in short for TE Rob Gronkowski

Da Gronk - Dan Gronkowski
Herndo/A-Hern/H-Bomb – Nicknames for TE Aaron Hernandez
Law Firm/Benny– Nickname for RB BenJarvis Green-Ellis; derived for the many combined names he has, which is similar to any law firm made up of 3 or more people
Seabass – Nickname for RT Sebastian Vollmer
Space Emperor of Space – Nickname for P Zoltan Mesko
Smurfs — Nickname for the Patriots’ collection of undersized position players (primarily Branch, Woodhead, and Welker, but may also include Faulk and Edelman) -Created by Comedic Sans
Mini Missile/ Ka-Chung!!!!!!- Nickname for our Strong Safety Patrick Chung.
BoB / BooB-Bill O' Brien - Pats offensive Coordinator- Bob; When He is on fire; BooB when He is just sucks.
Todd Light- Matt Light- CBS's Jim Nanz calls him that lol

RaID - Ras-I Dowling - Raiding a receiver near you.

Boomerang/Boomer - Ross Ventrone - A player thats gotten thrown off the active roster repeatedly yet keeps returning to the practice squad, then active roster, then practice squad....

Many thanks to all that have made these threads possible and popular in the past.


The views expressed in these FanPosts are not necessarily those of the writers or SBNation.

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It won't let me repeatedly rec :(

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 21, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

You did your part.

You just need to stay on your couch during the AFCCG game and we’ll be fine.

by Lythos on Jan 21, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

No handcuffs needed...

Ass will be firmly planted on couch tomorrow :)

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 21, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to point out the obvious - it sounds like you speak from experience.

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to point out the obvious -

Unless there’s some sort of wood or metal armature, handcuffs will just tie two wrists together, so you can still get up. Useless

by Lythos on Jan 21, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

(should have used frame instead of armature, I’m tired, sorry)

by Lythos on Jan 21, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to point out the obvious

But how do you know there are not wood or metal frames on my couch???

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 21, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey!

That’s my line!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 21, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

You owe me royalties!

That was copyrighted material

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 21, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Well...

It depends on the goods and services you have to offer :P

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 21, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Noted!

/making list of requests

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 21, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow...first we're watching the transactions. Next, do we get to see the live sex show go down?!

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Heck yeah.

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS SITE HAS BEEN SIEZED UNDER THE AUTHORITY GRANTED TO ME BY PIPA.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 21, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

PIPA is dead

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

NO U

Plus they hit Megaupload and got NZ Police to arrest NZ residents for US infringments without PIPA or SOPA.

Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
Contributing Writer at PatsPulpit

by Comedic.Sans on Jan 21, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah DMCA is a bitch

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

ANONYMOUS SHALL AVENGE KIM DOTCOM!!!

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

He sounds like a douchebag

and he sounds like he knew it was coming, considering the security shit he put in place in a country that’s relatively crime-free.

But the whole PIPA/SOPA thing removing shit like fair use? Ugh.

Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
Contributing Writer at PatsPulpit

by Comedic.Sans on Jan 21, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

agree

lost quite a bit of sympathy when I read he had changed his last name to “Dotcom”.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

This guy's a douchebag? NOOOO!!!

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloon_fetish

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Reality

is stranger then fiction.

Oh my god a floor zombie! Oh wait, thats you
- Toby Turner

by New Century Silver on Jan 21, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Balloons in a bubble bath!?!?

This guy knows how to live.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 21, 2012 7:53 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

He sure does.

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel sick now.

I don’t know why.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 21, 2012 7:57 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

He looks like that fat kid from kindergarten

and she looks like the surgeon had a little miscalculation when widening her mouth.

Oh my god a floor zombie! Oh wait, thats you
- Toby Turner

by New Century Silver on Jan 21, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

She looks like she could unhinge her jaw

and swallow him like a python, literally, not in a sexual sense.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

If you had something uploaded to Megaupload

that was perfectly legal, not pirated material, and it got lost because of this, can you sue the US Government? If not you should be able to.

Oh my god a floor zombie! Oh wait, thats you
- Toby Turner

by New Century Silver on Jan 21, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Perhaps. But the likelihood of people having legit material on what’s basically a pirate website? Hah.

Plus you’d probably have to prove it was legit and on there in the first place to claim.

Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
Contributing Writer at PatsPulpit

by Comedic.Sans on Jan 21, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

But they charged them with money laundering.

And was it the US that arrested the NZ folks or was it your own people? I’ve heard that NZ was a lot stricter than the US on copyright enforcement. Thoughts?

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 21, 2012 7:52 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I heard that Jerry Sandusky was the sole author of SOPA and PIPA

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

And was it the US that arrested the NZ folks or was it your own people?

NZ Police executed what was basically a US warrant, pursuant to treaties for mutual deportation, etc.

I’ve heard that NZ was a lot stricter than the US on copyright enforcement. Thoughts?

Nope. The actual intellectual property law is essentially universal, going back to the Berne Convention of 1886.

In other words, the law is essentially the same, and because most copyright-holders are in the US, it’s the US Courts that are far more stringent in their application of it.

Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
Contributing Writer at PatsPulpit

by Comedic.Sans on Jan 21, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think this was related to SOPA or PIPA.

There’s no way the US could get a response like this so quickly. This had to have been a few years in the making. I think the timing was coincidence. That, or it was executed to take away the negative attention of SOPA/PIPA. I am against both bills. I lived in China. It’s depressing to use the Internet there. It’s like being at work x100.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 21, 2012 8:02 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Exept for the fact that it did just the opposite

now everybody realizes what SOPA would be like.. same thing, only it would be Google and Wikipedia going down. Terrible timing for them IMO, good timing if you oppose SOPA.

Oh my god a floor zombie! Oh wait, thats you
- Toby Turner

by New Century Silver on Jan 21, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I completely agree.

We can see what it would be like. Do you really want the RIAA to be able to have you arrested? I sure as hell don’t. What’s next, arrest warrants issued for IP addresses. Verified online ID required to get online. This could screw the average Joe in a big way.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 21, 2012 8:06 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

How about 2 sets of handcuffs?

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Something you want to tell us Lynxy?

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 21, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer silk scarves.

Although when I was in high school, a friend did give me this crazy multi-part gift that included a set of “fuzzy love cuffs.”

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

I used to have some of those! Unfortunately, they broke and she got away.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 21, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello, new thread.

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 4:15 PM EST reply actions  

Hey there!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 21, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Hi AJ. :)

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it Sunday yet?

22 hours and counting…. time is going by soooooooooooooo slow!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 21, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm so nervous. Eeks.

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure you all remember

the 2 weeks before the Super Bowl feel like months.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello Shake

I thought about naming this thread OTA #12-ter, because 12 is such an awesome number, but I realized you wouldn’t like it since it’s another French thing ;)

by Lythos on Jan 21, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

lol, I'm sober so wouldn't have been so confused.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

This must be a new experience for you.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 21, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I went a whole week without drinking recently

Navy dudes got pissed at me for gaining 6lbs in december, so I didn’t drink for a week, and was a bit more careful about what I ate, and I lost 4lbs, plenty to get them off my back.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You should have done it.

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, what's my justification?

There isn’t a bad number we need to pass, 14 is just fine.

by Lythos on Jan 21, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Um #12 is just a really good number to use.

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

yay Andrew Luck!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah I'm glad the Colts were the worst team in the NFL this season too.

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

well if they were going to suck, they might as well suck hard

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Wonder what # he will wear.

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

my money is on #12

number is currently in the hands of a WR who probably won’t make the roster, so should be easy enough for him to buy off or wait out.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

So many #12s!

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

But ours is the best EVAH!!!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 21, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Andrew Luck is going to make Brady look like Trent Dilfer

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

If anything, he might make Peyton look like Trent Dilfer.

Same number of RINGZ and all.

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think you're too smart to really believe in RINGZ

as an important individual measure.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, if you want to make comparisons of Brady to Dilfer, I get to make RINGZ jokes!

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

it wasn't a slight at Brady

that’s just how good Andrew Luck is (though probably not really even though he is a damn good prospect).

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Brady's already had a career that's far exceeded Trent Dilfer's so it was definitely a slight.

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmm

it was a comparative. As in Luck was going to be so good that you’d class Brady and Dilfer together, despite the vast gap in talent and accomplishment, before you’d group Luck with Brady.

and I admitted I don’t even really believe that.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

No one would ever group the 2 together.

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

they both have attractive wives.

GROUPED!!!!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll take your word for it on Dilfer.

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

TO has probably called both of them gay

GROUPED!!!!!!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

He hasn't stepped on an NFL field yet.

You can say he’s a very gifted prospect, and that he has a lot of potential, but that means nothing for now.

by Lythos on Jan 21, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I know, I'm just playing the homer for lulz

and I thought I admitted as much in that post.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Andrew Luck is going to make Matt Ryan look like Joe Montana.

FTFY.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 21, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Take that back!!!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 21, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Fine....

No I can’t… I can’t!!!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 21, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello hello

How’s your Saturday so far?

by Lythos on Jan 21, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty mellow. And yours?

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty good

I went visiting what may be my new school next year. I aced the English interview they offered to pass, so I’m happy :)

by Lythos on Jan 21, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Surprisingly SFW

richeisen
And now the money shot: http://t.co/NgJRrTZc

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 4:46 PM EST reply actions  

Good luck Pats Fans tomorrow...

Please don’t let us have to listen to all the Harbaugh brothers hype that would ensue. Had enough with all that crap about the QB who will not be named, from Denver.

Drew Brees....MVS Most Valuable Saint! Who Dat!!!

by cajuncommando58 on Jan 21, 2012 5:59 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks!

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't worry, we'll avenge you guys.

Even if we have to beat both the Harbaugh brothers in back to back games!

by Lythos on Jan 21, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

cvmikesisak
BREAKING: Penn State coach Joe Paterno near death, family summoning close friends to hospital for final goodbyes.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 6:02 PM EST reply actions  

He must be one of those guys

who their work is everything for them. No work, and subconsciously or not and life is no longer worth living. Kinda feel sorry for him TBH – 50 years of hard work and success, only to be brought down primarily because of stuff someone else did.

Also BREAKING: Newt expected to be declared the winner?

Oh my god a floor zombie! Oh wait, thats you
- Toby Turner

by New Century Silver on Jan 21, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

NBC has already called SC for Newt

predicting high single digit, maybe double digit, win.

Romney still the overall fav, but he’s not near as untouchable as he looked a couple days ago.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

What do you get when you combine Newt Gingrich and Ronald Reagan?

Nute Gunray!

Oh my god a floor zombie! Oh wait, thats you
- Toby Turner

by New Century Silver on Jan 21, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Although I don't rejoice anyone's death/health problems, I don't feel sorry for him.

I guess you never really know what you would do in a situation, but I certainly hope I would have made better decisions than he did all those years ago, esp. with the kind of power he held. I was also really disgusted by the way he handled the everything when all the shit came out.

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like he should be remembered for what he did on the sidelines and in the locker room

not what someone working for him did in the shower.

Oh my god a floor zombie! Oh wait, thats you
- Toby Turner

by New Century Silver on Jan 21, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

best tweet I've seen.

Adam_Jacobi
@smartfootball I don’t really think it is complicated. Like @tanehisi said, virtues don’t excuse sins. They cohabit with them.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It's too make the call on his legacy, esp. since he's uh, not even dead yet.

But I think that if/when you become a parent someday or if you ever know someone who has been affected by childhood sexual abuse, you will not think of this as just if “what someone working for him did in the shower.”

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

*early

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

In other news

why would the Rams get Shotty to be their OC? Wasn’t there offense bad enough last year?

Oh my god a floor zombie! Oh wait, thats you
- Toby Turner

by New Century Silver on Jan 21, 2012 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

Well Sam Bradford > Mark Sanchez. That should help.

#BeatTheRaisins

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 21, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

According to reports, Joe Paterno has died today.

I don’t have anything to add. It’s surprising how quick it happened.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 21, 2012 9:12 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

now reports are he's not.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

EpicTripod
Just got an update from my source in the matter, who I trust infinitely more than anything I’ve seen tonight.

EpicTripod
Obviously, things aren’t good with Joe. But he’s alive and fighting. Unfortunately, it looks like it won’t be long.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 21, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

That's unfortunate.

Hopefully he isn’t in too much pain.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 22, 2012 12:53 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Dude looks baked.

Super Bowl bound!!!

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 22, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks.

I’m just glad that my vice free weeks have been rewarded.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 22, 2012 10:47 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Actually, not yet. I don't know if I should wait or just go for it.

And after the vice free weeks, now all of my clothes are falling off. Damn it.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

I know, AJ told me...

she’s still peeping in your windows.

by snowboard_kat on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

You really should not be divulging our secrets!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 23, 2012 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Fess up!

You’re not really hiding somewhere in the US!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Ooops

Meant, you ARE hiding in the US!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 23, 2012 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Well, Jets fans tears is the only way that living in NJ is bearable!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow, you just went full on JS

I’m so glad I don’t watch that show.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I knew it!

the whole French thing is just a ploy…

by snowboard_kat on Jan 23, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha, you took the bait :P

Why do you think I mentioned NJ, and not, say, Boston, where my team is located?

by Lythos on Jan 23, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm The Body

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Get her back in the basement then.

That tree can only hold so many girls. If she’s taken, I need to get an available one up there. It’s my own personal P***y tree. Feel free to decide whats in the middle. I always do.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Just casually warning...

I might flight to Baton Rouge and borrow AP’s guns

by Lythos on Jan 23, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You have to go somewhere to borrow guns?

Damn, I keep mine in my spice cabinet. People never look there.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

The border between NJ and the rest

of the US? Yeah, we try to keep them contained, best we can.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

You're not going to be safe there from me.

Korean is one of my other languages. /I’m not Asian

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I forgot.

I’m so used to seeing hiding and associated that with fleeing from me.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

The pill heads will. I like using reverse psychology and hiding them in obvious places.

I drained my heart and burn my soul....I trained the core to stop my growth-MM

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 24, 2012 1:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I meant normal people. Like friends that I allow into my home.

They would never check their. And if they did, they probably wouldn’t realize that there was a glock handle pointing up.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 24, 2012 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, I haven't met a girl that can tame me yet.

Although, many have tried.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Kim the Tamer?

/shifts
Hello Kim, there’s a spot waiting for you right next to me!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 23, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

'sup AJ?

I’ve tamed much worse than Wetfeet…this should be easy…

by kim.000 on Jan 23, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Confidence of the Vagina?

We’ve already discussed this I believe…

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 23, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh no, that is vaginal hubris.

I was referring to general hubris.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of...

where’s your southern sex toy?

by kim.000 on Jan 23, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

sleeping...

And while he definitely fulfills the “sex toy” criteria…he’s more than a piece of meat, dammit.

by snowboard_kat on Jan 23, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m gonna start putting “sex toy” on my resume….

I drained my heart and burn my soul....I trained the core to stop my growth-MM

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 24, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions  

may I recommend...

the electronic collar and invisible fence?

by snowboard_kat on Jan 23, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not AP.

Although, if you put the electric collar on my balls and the fence around me bed, that might be a good start.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Oooohhh, well then maybe we are closer alike than I knew.

Do you smack him with a snowboard, almost like being slapped by a giant sea turtle?

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I think she prefers

to be on the receiving end of the spankings (not based on anything I may have seen or heard in Vegas)

by kim.000 on Jan 23, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Ya'll are too much fun.

And I need to go somewhere cold. It was 80 degrees at my house on Saturday.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

All the happenin' chicks

live in Boston
(yes PUD…the League of Desperate Wimminz)

by kim.000 on Jan 23, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, we do...

and 808 is an honorary Boston chick

by snowboard_kat on Jan 23, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I need to move there.

Home is where the heart is. And for me, that place is Foxborough.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew you liked to watch

AP would have preferred that you participate

by snowboard_kat on Jan 23, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Did we just agree to a three way deal? Im glad these kind of things can get worked out when I’m not even around. Good job girls :)

I drained my heart and burn my soul....I trained the core to stop my growth-MM

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 24, 2012 1:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Pretty sure we'd wreck you

But somehow I think you might like that.

by kim.000 on Jan 24, 2012 7:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Kim will be right along with the whips & chains

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 23, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

She's a ninja!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 23, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

I do have ninja-like skills

by kim.000 on Jan 23, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty good at sneaking two.

My favorite game is called just the tip. The ultimate in sneaking games.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

careful now

supporting internet censorship gets your accounts hacked. Even (especially) if you’re a US Senator.

Link

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s an interesting idea. I’ll make her strap on the snowboard next time. I could come up with some interesting activites…

I drained my heart and burn my soul....I trained the core to stop my growth-MM

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 24, 2012 1:32 AM EST up reply actions  

You get used to it after awhile. You might even start enjoying it.

I drained my heart and burn my soul....I trained the core to stop my growth-MM

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 24, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

TWAJS

Sounds like we got something here…

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 23, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed, that is pretty solid.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Tan-tric

That would be me

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 23, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

J-Train

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I like "Sheepish Lord of Chaos" better

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

zomg...awesome. MORE NICKNAME GENERATORS.

#WinItForMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay for...

Lynx, I got The Appointment.

Coco: Pooker!

Haha.

#WinItForMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahahaha, damn AJ.

Always getting into hijinks.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

When sleep is hard to come by...

My shenanigans keep me entertained :P

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope you enjoyed the victory dance.

It was…..special.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Clothes were already off...

All I had to do was enjoy the booty shake :)

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I feel like the boy in that scene from "Airplane!"

The one where the girl and the boy are playing “tea.” . . .

Fenway: "An alternate and better universe, disguised as a ballpark." --Thomas Boswell

by lone1c on Jan 23, 2012 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Nice! Congrats

Great rider! Haven’t seen the full TB20 segment yet, but the parts I did just leave me in awe!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 22, 2012 8:39 AM EST up reply actions  

JimIrsay Jim Irsay
What a game,great effort by both teams! Welcome Pats to Indy… nice blessing for my friend Bob Kraft n his family after difficult last year

Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
Contributing Writer at PatsPulpit

by Comedic.Sans on Jan 22, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

Well it is a rematch

Currently hoping for best but expecting worse. Just like every other game.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it

by Cameron O on Jan 22, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

Twi weeks of damn Tyree and Burress catches to watch.

WORTH EVERY SECOND!!!

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 22, 2012 10:48 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

When Twitter is used for good...(Brandon Spikes, please take note. Ahem.)
PatrickWillis52 Patrick willis
@KyleWilliams_10 keep ur head up. U r my brother n teammate N I would put u back there all over again. We all lost this game tonight not u.

#WinItForMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2012 2:04 AM EST reply actions  

That was a nice gesture.

But, he was responsible for a huge point swing. Should’ve got on top of the first ball. Or not even gotten close to it.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 9:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Congratulations my Pats loving friends

wish it was the Saints, but I’ll settle for this :)

by snowboard_kat on Jan 23, 2012 7:54 AM EST reply actions  

Thanks!

I’m still buzzing from last night’s win :)

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 23, 2012 8:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Too funny not to share

Fenway: "An alternate and better universe, disguised as a ballpark." --Thomas Boswell

by lone1c on Jan 23, 2012 8:42 AM EST reply actions  

I feel like I owe you an apology, then.

(Did you really send your army in Germany to look for oil?)

by Lythos on Jan 23, 2012 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Am I the only one that can hardly tolerate that crap they call food.

The only thing I like from there is the McSkillet burrito off of their breakfast menu.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Ssshhhh, I like those too. And the Spicy McChicken. If they made

spicy McChicken nuggets it’d be on. But, other than that, the food is crap. And the fries are so hit or miss.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

lol...

nuggets with sweet chili sauce are da bomb

by snowboard_kat on Jan 23, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

(I see you shaking your head Lythos)

by snowboard_kat on Jan 23, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

No problem

You guys can eat whatever you want :)

I even go to McDonalds sometimes, so I can’t say anything about this!

by Lythos on Jan 23, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

What's that stuff you eat for breakfast?

Crapes? Crap on a plate? I can’t remember. (seriously, I lived in New Orleans, who doesn’t like Crepes and beignets)

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

nomnomnom

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 23, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Reply below

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Lynxy Loves Turtles!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

oh heck yeah

#WinItForMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't worry Lythos

America’s win-loss record is padded. We count losses as victories too.

I drained my heart and burn my soul....I trained the core to stop my growth-MM

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 24, 2012 1:39 AM EST up reply actions  

morning. Congrats to you Pats fans

I was rooting for Ravens +7 so I guess it was the best of both worlds.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 AM EST reply actions  

awesome, Lynxy finds the coolest stuff

http://www.recordstore.com/wuname/wuname.pl

Joseph Baker!

your Wu-Name is

Sheepish Lord of Chaos

Use it wisely, soldier.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2012 10:07 AM EST reply actions  

World-Class Programmah

That’s mine… not as cool, but I guess I can do some damage??!!! Anonymous FTW

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 23, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

lol...Just don't change your last name to Dotcom.

#WinItForMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Really, I get two bastards?

Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMastah

WTF is this. lol

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

could be worse

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ol’_Dirty_Bastard

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

One of my coworkers is

Ol’ Filthy, Sweaty Bastard

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

lol

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

It's amusing because she's quite the attractive Latina.

I don’t have the heart to tell her. She takes everything so seriously.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

your Wu-Name is

Superintendent God-Botherer

Use it wisely, soldier.

by Lythos on Jan 23, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

That's what you get if you put in: Wesley Welker.
Wesley Welker!

your Wu-Name is

Superintendent God-Botherer

Use it wisely, soldier.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 23, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

If I use my first name:

Inscrutable Drama Queen

If I use my middle name (which I actually go by):
Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 23, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Tony Dungy's is also Inscrutable Drama Queen. lol.

#WinItForMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

But if you use his middle name (Kevin)
Kevin Dungy!

your Wu-Name is

Sabre-Toothed Portillo

Use it wisely, soldier.

At least I know I’m not Tony Dungy. You had me worried.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 23, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

via PTB
Bill Belichick!

your Wu-Name is

Womanly Panther

Use it wisely, soldier.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

lol
Tom Brady!

your Wu-Name is

Tha Lonely Donkey Kong

Use it wisely, soldier.

by Lythos on Jan 23, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

or
Eli Manning!

your Wu-Name is

Sullen Choirboy

Use it wisely, soldier.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 23, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

and
Tom Coughlin!

your Wu-Name is

Violent Toilet Thing

Use it wisely, soldier.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 23, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

This one is appropriate:
Rob Gronkowski!

your Wu-Name is

Flailing Fanatical Killer

Use it wisely, soldier.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 23, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

your Wu-Name is

Victorian Cow

Use it wisely, soldier.

WOT

Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
Contributing Writer at PatsPulpit

by Comedic.Sans on Jan 23, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

same as Peyton and Irsay!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 24, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

NO U

Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
Contributing Writer at PatsPulpit

by Comedic.Sans on Jan 24, 2012 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

stolen from CH

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 AM EST reply actions  

lol

Suggs to Bayless. “Stop it, be an analyst, don’t be a douchebag” http://t.co/ERxl7wFi

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2012 1:16 PM EST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
Contributing Writer at PatsPulpit

by Comedic.Sans on Jan 23, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

RapSheet
I am literally dying trying to read this. Gronkowski does an ESPN Deportes interview, ends it: “I am party.” http://t.co/a4pQ6uJ5

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2012 4:32 PM EST reply actions  

Sorry, I can't make it.

/runs away

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 23, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

You should have that checked out!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 23, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Come inside AJ,

So I can do the same.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 8:27 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Looks at tree.

It’s finally empty. Can get some rest tonight.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 9:08 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

He he

Dinner time…. I do need to eat sometimes :)

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

It was one of those jokes that either kills or bans.

Thought I went to far. I live for the hee hee and the tee hee.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

If it makes you feel better

I only had one offer last nite IRL. 10 o’clock is too late to be trying to get my attention. I don’t care if you’re wet. And I really don’t care if it was because you just got out the shower.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 24, 2012 8:40 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Doesn't make me feel better at all.

I’d rather you have crazy nights and leave my AJ alone here :P

by Lythos on Jan 24, 2012 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

How about you asked me nicely...

I may break something if you chop the tree down with me on it!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 24, 2012 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Now how is that asking nicely?

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 24, 2012 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Accompanied with massive amounts of coffee?

My morning just turned into requests for several projects to be completed in impossible timelines!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m in charge of all international communications and translation programs for my company.

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I enjoy it… it’s varied enough that I do not get bored and I’m constantly learning and challenging the brain matter :)

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 24, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Do you speak other languages?

I speak Korean and some Mandarin. Can’t read Mandarin to save my life though.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 24, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Spanish & Portuguese

I’m from Argentina, so Spanish is native to me…

On a day to day basis, I work more in those languages than in English :)

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 24, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Ugh, keep you away from me.

Those languages are like kryptonite to me. If you sound anything like the girls I knew from Chile, I would be in trouble… IOW I approve

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 24, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Chilean and Argentine accents are actually very different… we also speak a lot faster than Chileans!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Then I'm going to have to assume that I am safe yet again.

Untrainable!!! Unless you speak like a Chilean. That would be a fun song. I would write something for fun in Korean on here, but my work computer doesn’t support it. And I don’t have any idea about SBnation blogs.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 24, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

If this works here is adrenaline junkie written in Korean.

아드레날린 전키

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 24, 2012 11:42 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Pretty cool!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 24, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm trying to learn the R2 language, right now.

Pretty tough, but fortunately, the lessons don’t take too much time

by Lythos on Jan 24, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Good job Frenchy.

Wookie would be a better language to learn though.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 24, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know...

Do you often have the occasion to speak Wookie? I’d rather know R2 language if there’s a translator break down when I’m driving my X-wing, you know?

I’d understand if you told me your arms are more important than dying from cold in a space trip… But then I could answer you that I’m not planning of playing chess with a Wookie anytime soon.

by Lythos on Jan 24, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, if I lived in France I would speak wookie to every woman I ran into.

I’ve heard they’re hairy. /jk

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 24, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha

They’re too tough for you anyway, the hairy legend isn’t what should keep you away from them.

by Lythos on Jan 24, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

TWHS

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 24, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

And it wasn't done on purpose

by Lythos on Jan 24, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

Damnit almost missed that one

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Agreed, and agreed.

When your right your right.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

He's a man-child.

#WinItForMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Touché.

#WinItForMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 24, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the new hash-tag :)

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 24, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I am only a little ashamed to admit its one @DouchyTomBrady uses a lot.

#WinItForMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 24, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

So I have always liked western movies

But I’ve noticed a oddity in all of them. The prostitutes’ never seem to get pregnant or have any children. Is this Hollywood’s way of trying to make a brothel girls life seem more appeasing and unrealistic or was there some strange contraceptive that has gotten lost to history?

I drained my heart and burn my soul....I trained the core to stop my growth-MM

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 24, 2012 2:34 AM EST reply actions  

I was curious

I wanted opinions, lol

I drained my heart and burn my soul....I trained the core to stop my growth-MM

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 24, 2012 2:40 AM EST up reply actions  

They had condoms made of sheep intestines.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 24, 2012 8:12 AM EST up reply actions  

From Wikipedia
Condoms have been used for at least 400 years. Since the 19th century, they have been one of the most popular methods of contraception in the world.
In the modern age, condoms are most often made from latex, but some are made from other materials such as polyurethane, polyisoprene, or lamb intestine.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 24, 2012 8:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I like option #2

A strange contraceptive that has gotten lost to history. See, I always thought girls were evil, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they hid this sort of things to the next generation, thinking “if she can’t figure it on her own, she deserves what happens to her”.

On the other hand, I was convinced they were part of some sort of big family and their main (or only, in certain cases) goal was to make a hell of a guy’s life, so I don’t understand why they wouldn’t tell their daughters the big secret.

Good thing I never pretended I understood women, uh. Conspiracy theory it is, though.

by Lythos on Jan 24, 2012 3:56 AM EST up reply actions  

There was an herb that worked very well as a contraceptive that grew somewhere in north africa

it became so popular in Rome and all attempts to cultivate it failed, that it was wiped out from overharvesting.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 24, 2012 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silphium

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 24, 2012 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2676/did-the-ancient-romans-use-a-natural-herb-for-birth-control

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 24, 2012 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I think AP would say there’s enough of him to go around…

by xyz_lauren on Jan 24, 2012 8:27 AM EST up reply actions  

more importantly...

how do you know about AP’s manhood?

by snowboard_kat on Jan 24, 2012 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

/grab popcorn
/sit back

by Lythos on Jan 24, 2012 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Just a hunch..

but I don’t think AP minds that a 3-way cat fight takes place every day while he sleeps.

by kim.000 on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m curious of what the “finishing moves” will look like.

I drained my heart and burn my soul....I trained the core to stop my growth-MM

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Hmmmm

What have you and Kat been doing late at night?

I drained my heart and burn my soul....I trained the core to stop my growth-MM

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

AND...

he has some wicked hot friends. Bonus.

by kim.000 on Jan 24, 2012 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Some of them pop in and out my life due to incarceration, lol.

I drained my heart and burn my soul....I trained the core to stop my growth-MM

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 24, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

And you said I was dirty.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 24, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

pretty sure

she’s dirtier (love u Kimmy)

by snowboard_kat on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like a challenge.

She’s dirtier and she’s going to train me. Does she have an invisible plane too?!?

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes...

as well as a magic tiara and a lasso of truth.

by kim.000 on Jan 24, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

lasso of truth = kinky

by snowboard_kat on Jan 24, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

+1

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 24, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

from wiki...

Wonder Woman’s Golden Tiara has also doubled as a dagger and a throwing weapon, returning to her like a boomerang. Its sharpness and mystical nature proved enough to cut even Superman.

by snowboard_kat on Jan 24, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I take role play seriously

Be prepared ;)

I drained my heart and burn my soul....I trained the core to stop my growth-MM

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 24, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

It's like all the nonlethal gunfights on TV in the 1980's.

Nobody wants to see the warts.

Fenway: "An alternate and better universe, disguised as a ballpark." --Thomas Boswell

by lone1c on Jan 24, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I haven't!

My worst injury happened when learning to ski, so I want no part of having my board turning into skis!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 24, 2012 5:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I am super clumsy on skis ...

The splitboard makes quick work of climbing in powder, especially if you use one of the skins for traction…other than that I would agree with you…dual purpose usually means not as good at either function…like shampoo and conditioner in one, lol

by snowboard_kat on Jan 24, 2012 8:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I can get that.

The key to using skis is the ability to keep your legs together….

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 24, 2012 8:42 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

That's a good atribute in a daughter.

Other than that….

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 24, 2012 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd prefer that you put one leg over the other.

Just how I roll. Laissez les bons temps rouler

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha, that's what I was going for.

I lived there long enough, I can speak southernly, but I usually save that for the pillow.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Ugh. Pillows.

I still have nightmares about those.

by Lythos on Jan 24, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm surprised Kat can understand me most of the time

My speech is more slow and drawn out where as she can easily jump from word to word with lightening speed.

I drained my heart and burn my soul....I trained the core to stop my growth-MM

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 24, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I have to mumble to keep up with some people.

I only risk a sore jaw for one activity. And that is for females only.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 24, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I do that too...

But that’s because I’m not really comfortable with English haha

by Lythos on Jan 24, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Powder??!!!

What’s that?

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 24, 2012 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

There's only one kind of powder where I live.

And you don’t want that.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I manage to not get enough sleep all on my own!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I used to have that problem.

But, it seems that I have been sleeping pretty well lately.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 24, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Some do

They performed all kinds of strange favors for it when I worked in prison.

I drained my heart and burn my soul....I trained the core to stop my growth-MM

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I can vouch

I drained my heart and burn my soul....I trained the core to stop my growth-MM

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Kat needs to open a YouTube channel

That shows off her snow shredding skills. (idk if “shredding” is the proper verbiage)

I drained my heart and burn my soul....I trained the core to stop my growth-MM

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know how I'm going to make it to February 5, guys.

My nerves are shot to hell. I was at a bar last night and cried twice.

#WinItForMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 24, 2012 3:00 PM EST reply actions  

You need to find something else to balance.

I mean, I have exams, and I can assure you that 24 hours in a day isn’t enough to study everything…

by Lythos on Jan 24, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I went out drinking!

Granted, the things that made me tear up were genuinely sad topics. But I know I’m going to be a wreck for the next few days. Maybe I should stalk some Pro-Bowlers to get my mind off things.

#WinItForMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 24, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Awww

Sorry you cried… If I were there I’d help you get over that…

Or that’s what I would have said if it wasn’t too French of me! Let’s think of something very American to say here… Get over it, b****? Meh… Maybe you’ll like the first option better, after all.

No Pats going to Hawaii this year, choose wisely who you stalk!

by Lythos on Jan 24, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I just went to look at the final Pro-Bowl rosters.

It is kind of thrilling to see all those little z’s denoting “will not play; Super Bowl participant.”

#WinItForMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 24, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

playoffs are emotional

my cousin doesn’t even really follow football, let alone root for the 49ers, but she started crying seeing Vernon Davis break down in tears after catching the game winner against NO.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 24, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear you!

I’m not the crying type, but I am sleeping even less than I already do!! On the bright side, I’ve been swimming more, since that helps me calm down… go do some yoga, or run, or something to burn some of that energy!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 24, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I should start swimming again. I like it because it doesn't make me sweaty. ;)

Btw, I wanted to ask you, what kind of juicer do you have?

#WinItForMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 24, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I love swimming, it's energizing and calming at the same time :)

And you actually do sweat while swimming, you just don’t notice it ;)

I’ll have to check on the juicer when I get home, I can’t remember the brand now. I’ll let you know.

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 24, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

NSFW

Guys, go to google maps, and type :

Herman-Giest Stadium, Hazleton, PA

Switch to satellite view, and zoom in. Look carefuly.

by Lythos on Jan 25, 2012 7:16 AM EST reply actions  

Perfect timing on that satellite picture!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 25, 2012 7:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Money Shot!

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 25, 2012 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

all over the visiting bench

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 25, 2012 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

That's just how they roll.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Lynxy, this is for you!

Super Bowl footballs are in!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 AM EST reply actions  

Even though those are Brady's balls...

not Breesus’s?…sorry kitty kat…it should have been Pats/Saints.

by kim.000 on Jan 25, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I aim to please :)

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 25, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I do not doubt that for a second ;)

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

TWHS

Come on, you can’t leave it that open for me.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 25, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

TWHS

Right back at ya!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

squee

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 25, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

this will go well

darrenrovell
BREAKING: NFL will allow players to in-game tweet during Sunday’s Pro Bowl. There will be 1 designated area per sideline.

darrenrovell
Pro Bowl players will not be able to tweet from personal devices on sidelines. Will be computer station on each sideline.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 25, 2012 2:35 PM EST reply actions  

Why wouldn't they allow personal devices?

And how long till a delay of game happens because someone was tweeting?

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 25, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It's against the rules.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 25, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

These are professional athletes, why can't they have their phones?

For example, the ridiculous fine that Polamalu got for calling his wife to let her know he was okay.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 25, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

At the Pro Bowl I don't see an issue.

They actually have phones on the sidelines, and Polamalu could have used those and been fine. Instead he used a cell phone and was fined.

As long as everyone abides by the same (albeit stupid) rules, I don’t see an issue with it either way. The only problem I see with them would be if you had a spy in the enemy camp that could take pictures and send them to someone. It might not even be a spy so much as someone will give you some bucks to send them sideline pics from your phone.

No devices, no temptation.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 25, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I understand the last point you made.

That I can agree with.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 25, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Since we are discussing important issues...

@Linda_Holliday It’s official…no red hoodie at Superbowl XLVI!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 25, 2012 3:49 PM EST reply actions  

I just saw that.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 25, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Darn pressed post too soon.

But I was going to say, I saw that, and I smiled.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 25, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the best news I've heard so far.

It needs to be old, grey and battered. Just like Bill.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 25, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you peeking into his windows too?

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 25, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, just hacked his home video camera.

You knew he’d have one … or two.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 25, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Love this: #WinItFourMyra

It’s now officially, the Myra Bowl

I won’t hear any more of this “Super” Bowl nonsense.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 25, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't see that during the game.

I knew it was a C-5, but couldn’t make out the writing.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 25, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the 2011 All-Keep Chopping Wood team, the players who did the most to help their teams lose.

http://www.footballoutsiders.com/scramble/2012/scramble-ball-2011-all-kcw-team

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 25, 2012 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

ColtsWatch

ProFootballTalk
League source tells PFT that Chuck Pagano will be the next Colts coach.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM EST reply actions  

happy?

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 25, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

he's quite unoffensive

especially compared to a few of the other guys they interviewed.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 25, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Inoffensive

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 25, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

So the Colts will have no offense?

HAPPY DAY!!!!!

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 25, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

well woo hoo then!

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 25, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Does this mean Colts will now have a good D?

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 25, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

not overnight, but they might be working in that direction more

though Dungy was a defensive coach and he ended up being there to install a budget defense. Rig up something on the cheap that’ll hold together while the offense gets much of the money and picks.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 25, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Laces out!!!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 25, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought that was pretty amusing.

Speaking of amusing, the tree has been empty. Are you okay?

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 25, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

All is good...

Really busy at work, it’s pre-presstime and a few deadlines for other projects have been fast-forwarded!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 25, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like crunch time.

Well, I put some nice snacks in the tree for you. Hope you enjoy them.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 25, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Crunch time it is!

But yummy snacks always make it better :)

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 25, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

hopefully healthy crunch snacks.

I’m finally home. It’s relaxing time for me. And thinking about dinner.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 25, 2012 5:43 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yoisthisracist
Videogum Called Me In For A Quick Consultation http://t.co/srjInpAG

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 25, 2012 5:47 PM EST reply actions  

W......T......F!!!!!!!!

http://yoisthisracist.com/post/16489044244/i-dont-even-need-to-ask-but-jesus-fucking-christ-that

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 25, 2012 6:47 PM EST reply actions  

No politics and all, but stuff like this actually brings tears to my eyes.

Don’t want to live on this planet anymore.jpg and all that.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 25, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I think my taste for reading extreme fringe stuff for lulz has desensitized me a bit

but yeah, this is most disgusting the most of the stuff I see.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 25, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Well I was dumb enough to read some of the comments on an article about the incident...

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 25, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

if it's making you too sad, then assume they are just trolls and/or mentally ill

it helps preserve the sanity.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 25, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I clicked off and looked at some LOLPats to cheer myself up.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 25, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." —Hanlon's Razor

The Pats “rigging” scoreboard, so the Ravens wouldn’t know the correct down (which was correctly displayed on the field).

Yeah, I think that fits.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 25, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

and as I think you said, if Suggs thought it was malice he’d have said so, and Haurbaugh said today he thought it was an honest mistake.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 25, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure that Harbaugh, knew the down, as well as the OC, and the offense.

The ST coach must have known because he send the ST out, and all of them got there in time except Cundiff.

Some people just have a hard time saying, “I screwed up.”

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 25, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

especially when they are afraid Ray Lewis will have them stabbed to death.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 25, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure they give him sharp objects anymore at the home.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 25, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

well as I understand it, even in the less forgiving accounts

it was Lewis’ buddy that stabbed the dude to death.

From the testimony I’ve seen all that’s confirmed is Lewis told people to shut the fuck up about what happened and lied to police.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 25, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Gronk's ankle will be fine.

I found some more spare parts:

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 25, 2012 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

Gronk's new friend

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 25, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/834e452cf0/chappelle-show-kneehigh-park-from-thaffner

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 25, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

There’s a lot of different kinds of penis sicknesses out there
Isn’t that right Qtip?

That’s right Dave, all kinds.

Sex isn’t wrong, but you gotta be right
If you’re hitting the sheets, then wrap it up tight
Listen up kids, cuz I ain’t jokin’
One bad decision, your dick will be smokin’

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 25, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Yaaaa, Nooooo

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 25, 2012 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

smh. can't believe that dude tried to pretend he accidentally fell into one of the lifeboats.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 25, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder what his wife thinks about that other lady

Having dinner with her husband, while his boat runs aground.

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 25, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess she has a lot of questions on her mind about her husband right now.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 25, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It's so quiet over here...

it’s like you’re getting ready for the Super Bowl or something…

by snowboard_kat on Jan 26, 2012 10:40 AM EST reply actions  

We sure are. I was thinking the same thing.

And my tree had a lot of IOU notes. So, looking forward to collecting on those later.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

I make a lot of bets. But, rarely is cash on the line.

And I had the Pats going to the super bowl from game 1. So, I have many favors coming my way. Collecting on one tonight. And I already collected on my lunch bets. Only could get one sucker on that.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Lol, that would also be TWHS.

Goes both ways. Like you and the Desperate Wimmin’z club.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't assume...

You know what happens when you assume…

by kim.000 on Jan 26, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Disavow all knowledge of the Desperate Wimminz Club?

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 26, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

No means yes?

I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go-Layne Staley

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 26, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh, I didn't realize the Desperate Wimminz Club was about rape.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 26, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I teach classes to show women what to do when "No" is taken as "Yes".

It makes for a MUCH more emphatic, “NOOOOOOOO!”, and rape will be the last thing on his mind.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 26, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't making a rape reference

Desperate=3. Reckless or violent because of despair: a desperate criminal.

I was focusing on the word desperate as in “they will do whatever it takes”

Apologies for the confusion.

I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go-Layne Staley

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 26, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I was focusing on the word desperate as in "they will do whatever it takes

my prince, lol

by snowboard_kat on Jan 26, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

The return to the debaucheries!!!

You will start making sense on here again :P

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Smart plan...

Stick with Tequila and avoid the hangover… well, it works for me at least :)

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm thinking about doing something crazy like the skipper.

But, I really want fruity cocktails. Appletini and chocolate amore sound so good right about now. Wait, no scotch straight up.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I think somehow...

he has managed to lure AJ into the tree…we may have to perform search and rescue…

by snowboard_kat on Jan 26, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully

it’s not search and recovery…run AJ!

by kim.000 on Jan 26, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

He's collecting on IOUs...

And returning to his debaucheries ways, I think I should be safe…

Frenchies’ basement… that one may not be as easy to escape!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Thinks of funny response

Laughs at thought of bed sheet looking like Japan’s flag.

/vomits

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Sleep well?

I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go-Layne Staley

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 26, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

You might

want to move your bed away from the wall…just sayin’

by snowboard_kat on Jan 26, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

One of the many reasons

She has me right where she wants me ;)

I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go-Layne Staley

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 26, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't have any idea...

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Who left a snowboard in the treet?

Kat!!!

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

That...

And it’s a crazy busy time at work… I would rather be reading about the Pats than the technical articles I am reviewing right now, but alas…

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

You're reviewing technical articles and I'm writing technical papers.

What fun. Technically….

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 26, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

The fun times just keep on rolling!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

On the ProBowl...

Local news interviewed various players.

Steve Smith said, if it’s not in Hawaii, it it’s in New Orleans or something, I’m not pulling my kids out of school for that. I’m not going.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 26, 2012 11:51 AM EST reply actions  

Hawaii is special.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 26, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

You can't say, "Road trip to Hawaii!"

If the road trip would actually get you there, you were in Hawaii to begin with. That’s cheating.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 26, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I can't even take a road trip to the neighbor islands.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 26, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, and yeah, I'm an Asian female driver. :p

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 26, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I see I see.

Well, we don’t have jokes about asian drivers here. We have about American drivers and female drivers, though.

by Lythos on Jan 26, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm guessing

the French driving in Boston would be just as funny.

by kim.000 on Jan 26, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably, yeah.

But I think it’s easier to learn how to drive an automatic when you know how to switch gears than the other way around.

Americans in Paris? That’s something I want to see.

by Lythos on Jan 26, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

LMAO

(sorry Kat, that was funny)

by kim.000 on Jan 26, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Naked baby oil fight?

/gets out camera
/restrains Lythos from stripping and jumping in

I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go-Layne Staley

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 26, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

What kind of animal should we say he is?

Lion, tiger, bear…….drunken monkey?

Are u an animal in the bedroom Lythos?

I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go-Layne Staley

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 26, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Why, are you interested?
Are u an animal in the bedroom Lythos?

by Lythos on Jan 26, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I was setting u up to tell the ladies

How much of a beast you were. But now you have messed it up…

I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go-Layne Staley

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 26, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I see.

But I don’t need to tell them about that. Living so far away, it’d be cruel, don’t you think?

by Lythos on Jan 26, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I refuse to drive one

I learned how to drive on a standard transmission corvette but after that I never want to have to drive one again. I can drive them just fine….I just prefer focusing on other things while I am driving besides changing gears.

I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go-Layne Staley

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 26, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

It's hard to drink and operate a manual.

Can I get an amen?

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I see we rubbed off on you a little when you lived here. Everyone should embrace the drive-through daiquiri shop.

I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go-Layne Staley

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 26, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks to NOLA, I only consider it drinking and driving

if you hit something, are puking out the side of the drivers window, or your blacked out.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Drunk driving is a way of life here

I have no problem with drinking and driving but there is a point where you need to just go lay down like you pointed out. That being said….they have gone overboard with DUI checkpoints here. I feel like I am in Nazi Germany sometimes because I can’t drive through town without showing identification and proof of insurance.

I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go-Layne Staley

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 26, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

You haven't lived in NOLA until you've pulled over and gone to sleep because you hit the wall.

It’s the people that don’t know when to stop that have a problem.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

My scariest moment was hitting a hill and going airborne

I was on back roads and didn’t see the hill coming. I felt the car tilt forward like it was gonna flip right before I took out a speed limit sign and went in the ditch. I think hitting the sign was the only thing that kept the car from flipping.

I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go-Layne Staley

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 26, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I took out an exit ramp sign on my birthday.

Got stopped by the cops going to park to sleep it off. Goddamn Texas cops.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry to hear that.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 26, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I was joking

People are expecting me to say he was killed because he was jew, but when I say he fell from a watchtower, it implies he was working for the Germans, and taking part in the atrocities perpetrated.

I guess a big smile would have helped ;)

by Lythos on Jan 26, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I think SMP is messing with you

I’ve heard that joke many times before, and expect SMP has as well.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 26, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought, perhaps, my grandpa had pushed him.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 26, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

You had me for a sec

I was about to offer my condolences. I had a good laugh.

I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go-Layne Staley

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 26, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Drink in left hand, shift with right, steer with knees.

You can get there.

You can also do the right hand on girlfriend, left hand cross over to shift, steer with knees combo as long as the girlfriend holds the drink.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 26, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

You're just figuring this out now?

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I seriously understand why the rest of the world hates us

And I actually agree.

I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go-Layne Staley

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 26, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Everybody hates the #1

It’s not just the US. Haters gonna hate.

by Lythos on Jan 26, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh man…
Still they hated talk smack
knowing if I was gone,
there’ll be no throne to throw ya rocks at

-Wiz Khalifa

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 26, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, this +1

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

In England, it was the left hand.

I can shift with either hand.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 26, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'ed!!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed and rec'd again

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously, though.

I owned a stick in England, and a couple in the US. They suck on dates.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 26, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Not necessarily.

Well, if you have a quiet way of driving, then yeah, but I like high speed… And I can go home faster, that’s a fact you shouldn’t underestimate ;)

by Lythos on Jan 26, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never been on a date where she expressed, "He's just not fast enough".

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 26, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

If you're going there... I've heard the French version of

“Faster! Yes! Go on!”

Quick isn’t good. Fast, it depends.

by Lythos on Jan 26, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I can never tell what they are trying to say.

Just loud and unintelligible.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe you should try to pick them up outside of a zoo?

(Ok, sorry, that was mean, but I couldn’t resist…)

by Lythos on Jan 26, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you meant 'Shouldn't'?

Not everyone hangs out at the school for the blind.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

You sure it was "Faster! Yes! Go on!"

and not, “Hurry up! Get it over with!”

Language barrier – men and women don’t speak the same language.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 26, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Another one of my weaknesses.

Do you speak Spanish with a Chilean accent?

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Wes got engaged at Christmas, I guess.

Congrats to Wes and Anna!

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 26, 2012 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, she's REALLY short.

Maybe 5-2.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 26, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

That's short?

My mom keeps telling me I’m normal!! :P

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha, I'm 6'5", so I think everyone is short.

When I see someone that I have to look up to see, it’s like they are the biggest person on the world. Like Gronk.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate you

/5’8"

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 26, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I can almost go eye to eye with Gronk.

One of my best friends is 5’8" and I always forget that when I make comments about height. My last serious girlfriend was 5’9" and wore serious heels. And she still had to try to come up to give me a proper kiss.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I pretty much always wear heels

So most people at my work don’t really notice just how short I am… at the end of one of our trade shows, as we are dismantling the booth, I took my shoes off, and one of my co-workers approaches me and simply says “damn, you’re really short”! And just kind of stares at me dumbfounded… I just laughed my ass off.

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

It'll give you extra head room on the sub.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 26, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn, you are tall!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks AJ

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 7:04 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I'm 5-9.5 and I'm just a hair shorter than my wife.

My shortest sister was 5-8, so yeah, 5-2 is a little short to me.

According to Wkipedia, average female height is 5-4, and average male height is 5-9.5 (that’s me).

I’m “average” and my wife is an Amazonian, I guess.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 26, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

One of my really good gfs is 6' tall and often wears heels when we go out. Uh, yeah, I think I must come up to her belly button.

AJ (and maybe shake) has seen a picture of me w/another gf where I am wearing 3-4" heels. I swear she is only 5’6" yet she is absolutely TOWERING over me.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 26, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never seen an individual pic of you

or even one where I knew which was you.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 26, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

you're so bad at fb creeping.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 26, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

FB Stalking is an art form!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

have to use FB regularly to FB creep

that’s probably my problem.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 26, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

...Probably.

You could also use some powers of deduction to figure out which one is me.

Hint: it’s the only person that is in all the photos.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 26, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, if there are photos with only 1 Asian person in them...that is me.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 26, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

just looked

there are like 10 more pics on your account than the last time I looked at it.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 26, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I log into facebook maybe once a month

and usually don’t stay on for long.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 26, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU'RE ASIAN???!!!!!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 26, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Just joking :)

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

The part of 808 was played by AJ. The part of OB was played by 808.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 26, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

hmph.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 26, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry.

If you look on Wikipedia, Bolivia has an average height for women of 4-8 (5-3 for men). Dinaric Alps says 5-7.5 for women (6-1 for men). That’s almost a foot of variation and that’s for the AVERAGES.

In the Phillipines, it’s 4-11 for women.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 27, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Comfort & style all in one

Can’t beat that :)

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Now I just need Nike to

Come out with a dress shoe version of Air Force Ones

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 7:05 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Comfy shoes...

I’ve become an expert at finding comfortable high heels.

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I love how high heels make a woman's legs look.

Well that and her ass.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 7:19 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I don't care what anyone says...

But this is why it had to be a man who invented high heels :P

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

And I salute him.

Thanks for all the great legs guy.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 8:51 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Why are you ruining this for me?

Can’t I just keep the illusion that it will all be just fine???

In other words: nananananananana I can’t hear you!!!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Grumble grumble grumble

You’ll be fine AJ. Just get a massage from a friendly, tall guy.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 9:03 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

How can you beat the simplicity of that solution?

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't see a way.

/must not explain reciprocity clause

Seriously thinking of canceling my IOU from coming over. Tonight has been too good.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 9:14 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Aaawww...

Don’t cancel IOU. And remember: stick to only to scotch… ease your body back :)

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

That means I need to go shopping.

I only have tequila in my house. That’s about the only liquor I won’t touch regardless of how much I want a drink.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 9:27 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Tequila?

Tequila and vodka, give me no hangover… so I generally stick to those. Some rums too…

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer scotch and/or whiskey.

Hangovers come from lack of stretching. Build up to the party nights with increasing amounts of liquor.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 9:32 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Slow and steady pace!

Stay buzzed and happy, never get too drunk… at least that’s my strategy :)

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Works for me as well.

I think you’re on your way to honorary Bro status. Huzzah!

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 9:39 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

lol...I worked retail in a store with marble floors.

In one year I saw no less than 4 of my coworkers get surgery on their feet.

I was 22 at the time, and most of the younger gals wore cute shoes and suffered for it. I wore the ugliest orthopedic shoes. My feet still hurt on the rougher days, but I survived!

I wear sensible shoes most days and high heels only when I have to slut it up.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 26, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

No marble floors at my work :)

I have to say the weirdest sensation I ever got wearing heels was in Minneapolis… was there for work, went out to a business dinner, and then we walked back to the hotel. The streets were deserted, really dark and cold, and all you could hear were 3 pairs of heals! It felt like a terror movie!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I was trying to do the I salute you thing

From the commercials. But, if your legs can’t take them, don’t wear them.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 9:04 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I don't really like dressy clothes all that much.

on myself or women.

Also reminds me of this, connected by a story I think I’ve told before (def at BRB, maybe here too), probably the meanest thing my friends and I ever did was coin a nickname for this girl in our class “Smeagol”. She wasn’t ugly, but was quite skinny with huge hands and eyes. : (

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 26, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Skinny with huge hands and eyes is pretty much the opposite of everything I am. lol.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 26, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I keep remembering more stories

I don’t know why this girl stayed friends with us.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 26, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

we'd hang out in her basement a fair number of nights, and whenever she'd go upstairs or have her back turned

one of us would turn the TV to a cable channel with softcore porn.

One time after we did that, she ran back over and was trying to pull the remote away from the friend next to me on the couch. I leaned over him to pull her hands off, grabbed the smaller set of hands and started to pull them away. Then I traced the hands back up to the person they belonged too and realized it was my buddies hands I was pulling on.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 26, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Yoga pants and a t-shirt are not an option at work :P

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

We need new jobs.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 26, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes...

I would love to work from home!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know what it is about yoga pants

But I like them.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 9:40 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

They make the ass look good :P

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

They sure do.

I think I must be an ass man. Always seems to get me.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 9:57 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

lol...

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 26, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

they are the preferred pants for guests

At my house.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 10:30 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

tough house rules.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 26, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Well if you insist on wearing clothes...

I spend most of the time in boxers.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 26, 2012 10:36 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I thought you all would like this from the BRB thread (tip to NSN)

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 26, 2012 5:22 PM EST reply actions  

One stop shopping!

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 26, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

OnionSports
Nation’s Least-Appealing Puppies To Face Off In Puppy Bowl http://t.co/tauynvjc

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 26, 2012 5:36 PM EST reply actions  

Well looks like we got knocked out of the recommended section

Onward and upward….to the top.

I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go-Layne Staley

by AcquiredPanic on Jan 26, 2012 6:27 PM EST reply actions  

Jeez, that superbowl thing...

Everybody feeling happy, everybody rec’ing freaking football related threads… Unbelievable. I mean, on a Sports blog? Football talk? Such a disgrace.

by Lythos on Jan 26, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Wide left by Eric Kettani

Embedded is an Official NFL ball, MHK and Score!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 26, 2012 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

He was our one time full back.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 27, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, he's still waiting to hear back from the Navy

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 27, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

......

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 26, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

We are slightly vertically challenged!

But we make up for it with our charm ;)

And good morning to you :)

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 27, 2012 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Not just lying down!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 27, 2012 8:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Hmmmm

/thinks about knees.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 27, 2012 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Of course you are!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 27, 2012 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

As 808 pointed out.

It’s important to consider ergonomics. That way you get the best performance for the greatest amount of time.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 27, 2012 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh you're absolutely right.

I do have a few creative ideas that decency prevents me from expanding here.

by Lythos on Jan 27, 2012 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Not expanding???

Not what I was going for :P

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 27, 2012 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

1 IOU collected.

And there was definitely expanding going on there.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 27, 2012 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

How is the return to debauchery treating you?

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 27, 2012 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I feel surprising good.

Strange pain in my side, but nothing that isn’t manageable. How was your night.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 27, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Epic come back by the Celtics last night!

Stunned is probably the best description I can come up with…

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 27, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Go big 3? I really have never been able to get into basketball.

In fact, the only time I’ve enjoyed it at all was college women’s basketball. Obvious reasons.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 27, 2012 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

This was so you, I literally lol'd.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 27, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Aren't you around 5'6"?

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 27, 2012 8:35 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

lol...

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 27, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I've seen you rock 4" heels...

you’re badass in them. Take note AP.

by kim.000 on Jan 27, 2012 8:56 AM EST up reply actions  

You forgot to add a “bitch” to your answer

by Lythos on Jan 27, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

lol...

she knows I’m only teasing…we play with each other all the time

by snowboard_kat on Jan 27, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

now why would you tease wetfeet like that?

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 27, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Impossible to miss

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 27, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a TW comment in there somewhere.

You missed a noun AJ

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 27, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Hah!

Friday… brain has started the weekend already :P

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 27, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Woohoo. Our brains can hangout at happy hour together.

While we finish work. Don’t take advantage of my brain. It’s tolerance is very low right now.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 27, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Me? Take advantage?

One hour to go!!!

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 27, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Two hours for me.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 27, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I could live with that

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 27, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I've dated shorter.

Just expect that I’ll only give you two fingers when crossing a street.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 27, 2012 9:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok mr. 6' 5"....I'm 5' 7"

and rockin’ 4" heels puts me at 5’ 11"…

by kim.000 on Jan 27, 2012 8:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Still, I'd have to bend over to get a kiss.

New problem for your training program.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 27, 2012 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Not sure kissing

is part of her training program…

by snowboard_kat on Jan 27, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

There's very few ways that you can train me.

Positive reinforcement, sexy accent, foreign languages are all little things needed to try and break me.

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 27, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not tiny, just...compressed, height-wise.

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 27, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Blame Google, not me.

Open a Google translator page. Try to translate this to any other language:

Men are men and men should clean the house

by Lythos on Jan 27, 2012 8:15 AM EST reply actions  

Ooops wrong link... this is the correct one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI&feature=related

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 27, 2012 8:30 AM EST up reply actions  

...rainbow kiss?

#WinItFourMyra

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 27, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

lol, creepy creepy .gif

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 27, 2012 9:54 AM EST reply actions  

...

I'm not drunk, I'm......not drinking.

by wetfeet on Jan 27, 2012 10:20 AM EST reply actions  

...

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 27, 2012 11:26 AM EST reply actions  

I love SMBC

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 27, 2012 12:51 PM EST reply actions  

.,,,,,,,,

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 27, 2012 12:56 PM EST reply actions  

5 Famous People Who Succeeded Long After They Should've Quit

#5. Alan Rickman Got His First Movie Role at 46

http://www.cracked.com/article_19655_5-famous-late-bloomers.html

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 27, 2012 1:28 PM EST reply actions  

hey AJ...

We are snowboarding in Stowe this weekend! You’re welcome to join…

by snowboard_kat on Jan 27, 2012 1:50 PM EST reply actions  

When are you going up?

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 27, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Depending on when you leave

I may be able to. I emailed you…

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown

by AdrenalineJunkie on Jan 27, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Time for a new thread, this one got buried.

New Thread
New Thread
New Thread

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Jan 27, 2012 3:53 PM EST reply actions  

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