Fun with Belichick and Pain: See Gronk Spike

by Richard Hill on Feb 4, 2012 4:46 PM EST in Opinion/Analysis

Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski has been making quite a name for himself this season. Between the historic receiving numbers and all of the "fiestas," Robo Gronk has taken his place as the best tight end in the league. His playful attitude on the field and his endearing interviews have all New England fans traveling to Gronk Nation. Everyone from the top of the organization to the newest fans of the team have fallen in love with Gronkowski.

In addition to all of his success on the field, his teammates have noted that he is trilingual- he is fluent in "English, Spanish, and Neanderthal." With that in mind, I decided to write a story about Gronkowski in terms that he should be able to understand- and it's a much better read if you perform it in your favorite Gronkowski voice (my girlfriend prefers a Schwarzenegger-esque inflection).

See Gronk Spike

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Gronk Spike Hard

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Gronk Catch Ball

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Gronk Run Fast

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Gronk Is Hurt

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Oh, No, Gronk!

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Gronk Hurt Bad

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LOL JK

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Gronk Play Dumptruck

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Gronk Play Football

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See Gronk Spike

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Feel free to post your own favorite Gronkowski moments in the comment section and add pages to this magical adventure!

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LOL.

by FlyNavy on Feb 4, 2012 4:55 PM EST reply actions

I always imagined Dolph Lundgren as Gronkowski.

Either way, “See Gronk Spike” will be a children’s classic for years to come.

It matters not how strait the gate, nor charged with punishments the scroll:
I am the Master of my fate. I am the Captain of my soul.

by BigRussNovak on Feb 4, 2012 5:03 PM EST reply actions

Gronk Play Dumptruck is the best

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by BostonBeasts on Feb 4, 2012 5:03 PM EST reply actions

new idea for gronk

he should do the robogronk and then stall right before the spike …. then kill it.

by iluvgisele2 on Feb 4, 2012 5:37 PM EST reply actions

Hilarious

We always use that Ivan Drago voice from Rocky IV

Keep the faith!

by Marima on Feb 4, 2012 6:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

I think Yo Soy Fiesta needs to be added somewhere in there....

Thanks for the night before the Super Bowl giggle- my brother just read the captions a loud (in a very weird voice… if I ever allow my future baby to “See Spot”- it may be because his/her uncle is reading it!

"Valdez can pitch, Lee can hit... and pigs can fly."

by dannijd on Feb 5, 2012 12:21 AM EST reply actions