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Here's your OHfficial 2012 Quarterback controversy

What do the following 8 QB's have in common?

Jake Locker 66 attempts in 2011...Brady will have 66 attempts against these guys in the first half...ok?

Kevin Kolb 81.1...Who?..the guy from Philly who is famous for being labeled as "scared."

Joe Flacco 80.9...can the Raven's D and Ray Ray continue to carry Joe?

Ryan Fitzpatrick 79.1...with a Harvard degree he'll have no trouble getting a real job.

Peyton Manning ok..ok...It should be good...but, he's been throwing ducks so far this pre season.

Matt Flynn 49 attempts in 2011...Pete Carroll + Matt Flynn....there's a dangerous duo...Wait!

Flynn almost beat the Pats when he was....that's right...when he was playing for the best team in the league...sorry I forgot...he plays for Seattle now. Never mind.

Mark Sanchez 78.2....Remember when Tebow played against the Pats? I guess we get Sanchez this time...huh?

Sam Bradford 70.5...How many fantasy guys are flipping out when they can't draft Bradford?

(WTF? These QB ratings are actually descending as the season progresses)

That's right! This is the first eight games. Are you scared like Kevin Kolb....bruised like Mike Vick...well educated like Fitzpatrick or 0 for 11 on TD drives this pre season like Sanchez?

Fitzpatrick leads the NFL and Sanchez is #7 overall in....INTERCEPTIONS...that's not so good....huh?

Sanchez and Bradford pretty much get sacked more than any other QB.....OK more "not good" news from stat land.

Tebow and Flacco are #3 and #4 in...in....fumbles...how many games did Tebow start?

Bradford had a worse completion percentage than freaking Curtis Painter...Are you kidding me?I didn't think Curits Painter completed any passes last year. Damn.

Brian Hoyer is 5 and 3 against these guys and he isn't even going to get a snap....the hell with it...Ryan Mallett is 5 and 3 against these guys and he isn't even going to dress for any of the games this season.

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