Pats Pulpit Off-Season Caption Contest #2

A little Mayo on the side. - Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

Off-season fun, caption this picture.

Sorry about the delay. As usual, life interrupts fun.

Results from last time:

Winner with 7 Rec's:

indy pats fan - "Brady and Mallet play monkey in the middle with Welker, too short to be seen here."

Second Place with 5 Rec's is a 4-way tie:

Economist Erik - "Lennay Kekua with the interception!"

freemanator - "Mallett: 'How much touch do I need to put on this pass, to end his career, but not kill him?' "

ISN - "A QB cannot throw the ball and catch at the same time!"

Marima - "Brady: I throw. You back me up. It's not that hard."

Third place with 4 Rec's is a 3-way tie:

zoltanmeskbro - "Son, I think it's about time we talk about the birds and the bees"

SlotMachinePlayer - "Tom Brady finally finds a receiver with some height."

New Century Silver - "Embarrised by the fact that he came to the game in the wrong uniform, Woodhead tries to blend in with the crowd which leaves Brady short one target. Mallet, eager to see actual playing time, tries out as a possible replacement."

The rules are simple:

1) Write a funny caption for the picture, if you can't think of one, then you can still play (keep reading).

2) If you like any of the captions, Recommend them. Even if you wrote one of your own. It is better to give than receive.

3) We'll give a shout out to the top three most Rec'd captions next week, along with a new picture.

4) Please, please, please, remember this is just for fun and don't create other screen names just to recommend yourself. If you're that funny, you'll be recognized.

I'm starting this one off on the Front Page like some sites do. I may move it to the Fan Posts as it will allow me more options as far as pictures. Let me know which you prefer.

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