Pats Pulpit Off-Season Caption Contest #3

satsunada, these captions don't grow on trees.... - David Butler II-USA TODAY Sports

Off-season fun, caption this picture.

Results from last time:

Winner with 10 Rec's:

ISN - "Daddy, this lady tastes like plastic."

Second Place with 4 Rec's:

ISN - "Someone should let Senator Arlen Spector know the Pats are even taping at the Pro Bowl. ."

Third place with 3 Rec's:

zoltanmeskbro - "Cheerleader: You have a lovely daughter.. beat my team 59-0 again and that could change. *smile*"

The rules are simple:

1) Write a funny caption for the picture, if you can't think of one, then you can still play (keep reading).

2) If you like any of the captions, Recommend them. Even if you wrote one of your own. It is better to give than receive.

3) We'll give a shout out to the top three most Rec'd captions next week, along with a new picture.

4) Please, please, please, remember this is just for fun and don't create other screen names just to recommend yourself. If you're that funny, you'll be recognized.

I'm starting this one off on the Front Page like some sites do. I may move it to the Fan Posts as it will allow me more options as far as pictures. Let me know which you prefer.

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