Pats Pulpit Off-Season Caption Contest #7

Things are looking up for Matthew Slater. - USA TODAY Sports

Off-season fun, caption this picture.

Results from last time:

Winner with 9 Rec's:

freemanator - "Look Lads, it's up to us. We're the only ones who can get to Pollard before he takes out another Patriot!"
zoltanmeskbro - "...and that's when Robert Kraft invited us to the London game."

Second Place with 3 Rec's:

Marima - It's going to be a busy day. Gronk's playing.

MikeInMaine - They want gun control, huh? Let's put all four rounds into Suggs fat ass boys!

Marima - I'm telling you, I didn't know the cannon was loaded, Lefty.

Third Place with 2 Rec's:

ISN, Marima, C-VIKING, New Century Silver, REALITYVIEW, freeland1787

The rules are simple:

1) Write a funny caption for the picture, if you can't think of one, then you can still play (keep reading).

2) If you like any of the captions, Recommend them. Even if you wrote one of your own. It is better to give than receive.

3) We'll give a shout out to the top three most Rec'd captions in the next contest, along with a new picture.

4) Please, please, please, remember this is just for fun and don't create other screen names just to recommend yourself. If you're that funny, you'll be recognized.

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