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Keeping up with the Jones... A Mock Draft!

BB has always been a step ahead of the pack when it comes to disguising his offenses and defenses, confusing opponents by giving them looks they have never seen before. This year, I firmly believe he will utilize the draft to take this obfuscation one step further… I call it the Jones Protocol.

Round 1: Darqueze Dennard (CB)

I know what many of you are thinking… We don’t need another cornerback… But in this scenario Dennard falls to 29 and is simply too much value to pass up. Besides… this is where the subterfuge begins… A double dose of Dennard at d-back is the first step in BB’s evil plot to confound QB’s like never before.

Round 2: DaQuan Jones (DT)

Might be a bit early for D. Jones, but he is a big run stuffer who can push the pocket… Plus… when lined up with Chandler and Chris for a triple dose of Jones on the line… the opposing team will have no idea where the pressure is coming from or which side to try to run on…

Round 3: Christian Jones (ILB)

The lanky backer can bring the pain and cover TEs and RB’s to boot. He should get plenty of picks as confused QB’s mistakenly think DaQuan is covering their TE and make an ill advised pass in tight quarters.

Round 4:

Howard Jones (OLB) and Brock Vereen (SS)

That’s right, Five, count em, Five, Jones on the field at the same time. Mark my words, at least twice next season an opposing QB’s head explodes from the confusion caused by a swirling maelstrom of Jones… and if they do manage to wrap their heads around the Cinco de Jones… more confusion awaits…

Opposing QB: "Phew… all Jones accounted for… but what the heck is their running back doing out here playing safety? I can exploit this matchup!" Oops… total confusion and domination!

Round 6: TJ Jones (WR) and Chandler Jones (WR)

I know that the Pats are fairly set at the WR position, but the Jones Protocol cannot be limited simply to the defense. Besides… think of all the ways BB can manipulate the injury reports… exactly which C. Jones is out for Sunday? Pure evil Genius.

Round 7: Trevor Gillette (LS)

Some will say that we over drafted young Trevor… and they may be right… but I kind of ran out of prospects with the same last names as our current players… and besides, a Long Snapper named Gillette… we all know it just has to be!


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