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Injury Report: Patriots vs. Indianapolis, Week 9

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Injury List Ridiculously Long
And Entirely Useless

"Anything you can do, I can do better."

In response to Indianapolis Colts coach Tony Dungy's ridiculous injury list through their first seven games of the season, New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick responded in kind. An equal 17 players listed as "questionable" on both lists.

What a waste of time.

So, if you're curious who's listed, here they are. I'll have no further comment here. Feel free to add your own comments, hilarious, biting or otherwise.

Indianapolis Colts (7-0)
DT Montae Reagor out (Head)
RB Joseph Addai questionable (Wrist)
MLB Gary Brackett questionable (Knee)
T Ryan Diem questionable (Upper Arm)
DE Dwight Freeney questionable (Shoulder)
FS Matt Giordano questionable (Calf)
CB Nicholas Harper questionable (Knee)
WR Aaron Moorehead questionable (Back)
MLB Rob Morris questionable (Hamstring)
OLB Keith O'Neil questionable (Ankle)
DT Darrell Reid questionable (Abdomen)
RB Dominic Rhodes questionable (Low Back)
FS Bob Sanders questionable (Knee)
P Hunter Smith questionable (Right Groin)
WR Brandon Stokley questionable (Knee)
FB Ben Utecht questionable (Low Back)
K Adam Vinatieri questionable (Right Groin)
WR Terrence Wilkins questionable (Knee)

New England Patriots (6-1)
FS Willie Andrews questionable (Thigh)
WR Reche Caldwell questionable (Knee)
ILB Don Davis questionable (Lower Leg)
RB Kevin Faulk questionable (Ankle)
WR Jabar Gaffney questionable (Hand)
TE Daniel Graham questionable (Ankle)
CB Ellis Hobbs questionable (Wrist)
C Russ Hochstein questionable (Knee)
WR Chad Jackson questionable (Hamstring)
T Nick Kaczur questionable (Shoulder)
TE Garrett Mills questionable (Thigh)
G Steve Neal questionable (Shoulder)
DE Richard Seymour questionable (Elbow)
CB Antwain Spann questionable (Shoulder)
TE David Thomas questionable (Hand)
DE Ty Warren questionable (Shoulder)
FS Eugene Wilson questionable (Hamstring)
QB Tom Brady probable (Shoulder)

*cough* *cough* I'm feeling a little peaked. Better add me to the list.