Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski has been making quite a name for himself this season. Between the historic receiving numbers and all of the "fiestas," Robo Gronk has taken his place as the best tight end in the league. His playful attitude on the field and his endearing interviews have all New England fans traveling to Gronk Nation. Everyone from the top of the organization to the newest fans of the team have fallen in love with Gronkowski.
In addition to all of his success on the field, his teammates have noted that he is trilingual- he is fluent in "English, Spanish, and Neanderthal." With that in mind, I decided to write a story about Gronkowski in terms that he should be able to understand- and it's a much better read if you perform it in your favorite Gronkowski voice (my girlfriend prefers a Schwarzenegger-esque inflection).
See Gronk Spike
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Gronk Spike Hard
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Gronk Catch Ball
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Gronk Run Fast
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Gronk Is Hurt
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Oh, No, Gronk!
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Gronk Hurt Bad
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LOL JK
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Gronk Play Dumptruck
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Gronk Play Football
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See Gronk Spike
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Feel free to post your own favorite Gronkowski moments in the comment section and add pages to this magical adventure!