Folks, I wasn't able to listen to Bill Belichick's press conference after the game. My girlfriend said that I had to give some form of attention to the guests at our apartment and that I should probably put football away.
She said that I wouldn't miss anything from his press conference, anyways. She said that she already knew what he was going to say.
I agreed to socialize on the condition that she grant me this interview. Here are the results:
PP: So how did Tom Brady do?
GFB: Okay, so Tom Brady is the quarterback and he threw the ball and sometimes he threw them for touchdowns. Next question.
PP: So what did you think about the play of Rob Gronkowski?
GFB: ...what play?
PP: Sorry, how did you like his touchdown?
GFB: Well, Gronkowski made a touchdown and that's what he's supposed to do because he's a football player. So...next question?
PP: So what did you do to prepare for Peyton Manning?
GFB: We practiced football. Next question.
PP: How did the weather affect your decisions as a coach?
GFB: We play football in all sorts of weather.
PP: Well, I know you had an issue with the weatherman this week. How did the forecast change your game plan?
GFB: Wait, I want to answer this well. Can I have the hot sauce?
PP: Bill, I'm including all of this.
GFB: Well, I'm Belichick, so I don't make wrong decisions. I only make the right decisions. But I don't need a dome to protect me.
I actually think this is a fair representation of the press conference. So. Thanks for the interview "Bill".