The rules are simple:
1) Write a funny caption for the picture. If you can't think of one, then you can still play (keep reading).
2) If you like any of the captions, Recommend them. Even if you wrote one of your own. It is better to give than to receive.
For the first time ever in a Caption Contest, a "still" just won't do (I still need one for the Front Page).
Here's the Caption Contest picture: