Pats Pulpit Caption This Pic

The rules are simple:

1) Write a funny caption for the picture. If you can't think of one, then you can still play (keep reading).

2) If you like any of the captions, Recommend them. Even if you wrote one of your own. It is better to give than to receive.

Um, Brian.  Wilfork's been eyeing your eats.

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