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Patriots Caught Cheating Again

If you didn't get enough of Spygate and Deflategate, more harrowing news has emerged from the bosom of the Colts. In the wake of the 4th down fake punt play (shown below), accusations from Irsay and Pagano have emerged from the sweat of their brow that the Pats have cheated once again.

"We had the play in the playsheet, but why would I ever call it?" exclaimed Pagano. "There has to be a logical explanation for what happened."

After viewing the play, one has to wonder the same thing. No one in their right mind would ever call a play like that. The Patriots have been the focus of the NFL's Eye of Sauron ever since 2007, so after the game something clicked in the chasm between Irsay's ears. What if... Pagano's mind was controlled by some outside source? Here is what Irsay believes:

"I know Pagano better then anyone." said Irsay. "Even his family. Unless his mind were controlled, he would never call that play. I saw Belichick give him a look and a smile, which was suspicious, so I wonder if he may have done something against the rules that may have affected Pagano."

Assuming Pagano does have a brain, it sounds more probable than not. Brad Wells did some investigating, and found some damning evidence that Irsay would surely look into.

"Irsay make a very plausible argument," said Wells, "So taking his word for it, I decided to do some investigating. How can Pagano call a play like that? Why did Belichick give him a look and a smile? The only explanation I could find not only proves the Pats cheated, but also proves why they have been winning for so long:

Belichick, is a Sith Lord."

From here, Brad Wells used evidence obtained from the internet to back up his reasoning. Namely photos, which are the most damning evidence of them all.

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The resemblance is uncanny, and spells bad news for the Patriots. Belichick being exposed as an actual Sith Lord would surely yield another investigation, strip the Pats of their titles, and give fans of other teams closure for all the losses they suffered at the hands of the Patriots.

If you all have any further updates on the story, mention them in the comments below. We await further comments from the league, and the Colts organization. Who knows, perhaps other teams have been affected as well that we await comments from.

#MindGate is now in affect.

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