If you hadn't heard, New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski is doing the most Rob Gronkowski-est thing and is enjoying some time on a party boat.
It is going exactly as you would expect.
The Boston Globe found someone to interview and collected one of the greatest quotes in the history of journalism:
"Am I having a good time? Oh my God, yes! Although I kind of don't remember last night. I might have blacked out," said a Framingham woman who identified herself as "There's absolutely no way I'm telling you my name."
The ship sailed from Miami to the Bahamas and back over the weekend and featured the likes of rappers Waka Flocka Flame and Sammy Adams. Apparently the cruise was quite pleasant and some fans played catch with the All Pro tight end, and a couple even got engaged. I'm jealous (honey, if you're reading this, the editor added this in without my approval).
Coincidentally, Julian Edelman is flying to Miami right now. I'm guessing he and Gronkowski are going to get a quick work out session before doing some charity work, or something.