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Bill Belichick’s Friday morning outfit means that the Patriots already beat the Dolphins

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It’s over. No need to play the game.

Call the match! It’s over! The Miami Dolphins never had a chance! Bill Belichick is wearing a short-sleeve sweatshirt and that means that the New England Patriots are going to win by 50 points.

When asked if he’d give any extra attention to his outfit or his hair ahead of Monday night’s game in prime time, Belichick said, “No. I think that’s obvious.”

It’s clear that he wasn’t telling the truth. He was just waiting to unleash this sweatshirt on an unsuspecting Dolphins team.