As some of you might have noticed, today is election day in the United States. Tomorrow, the country will have newly elected House and Senate chambers, some new Governors, and a lot of new laws and regulation. That being said, Pats Pulpit is not a political website, so we will not comment on any of those (and neither should you per our community guidelines).
However, what we are is a website having its finger on the pulse of the time. After all, there is a reason why we write about the annual tradition better known as the “Buttfumble” every single year. This is also the reason why today’s election offers us the chance to try our own hands at democracy in this year’s Pats Pulpit election special!
The rules are simple: a series of questions about the New England Patriots and you pick one of the candidates on the ballot.
(Note: if you are visiting via Google AMP or Apple News please go directly to patspulpit.com to participate).
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1. Who has the better beard?
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43%
Adrian Clayborn
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56%
James Develin
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2. Who would you rather have pick out the food for a camping trip?
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12%
Tom Brady
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87%
Rob Gronkowski
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3. Which set of twins do you prefer?
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6%
The Hollisters
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93%
The McCourtys
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4. What is your favorite Patriots logo?
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38%
Flying Elvis
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61%
Pat Patriot
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5. Which song is better?
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6. Who has the best middle name on the team?
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45%
Shaq Olajuwon Mason
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54%
Danny Saileupumoni Shelton
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7. Who should enter the Patriots Hall of Fame first?
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53%
Rodney Harrison
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46%
Mike Vrabel
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8. Who would you rather face in a dance-off?
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30%
Ernie Adams
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69%
Bill Belichick