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Pats Pulpit’s election special: Who gets your vote in the Patriots midterms?

Can’t get enough of the democratic process? How about voting in our midterm elections.

Donald Trump Hosts Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots At The White House Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

As some of you might have noticed, today is election day in the United States. Tomorrow, the country will have newly elected House and Senate chambers, some new Governors, and a lot of new laws and regulation. That being said, Pats Pulpit is not a political website, so we will not comment on any of those (and neither should you per our community guidelines).

However, what we are is a website having its finger on the pulse of the time. After all, there is a reason why we write about the annual tradition better known as the “Buttfumble” every single year. This is also the reason why today’s election offers us the chance to try our own hands at democracy in this year’s Pats Pulpit election special!

The rules are simple: a series of questions about the New England Patriots and you pick one of the candidates on the ballot.

(Note: if you are visiting via Google AMP or Apple News please go directly to patspulpit.com to participate).

Poll

1. Who has the better beard?

This poll is closed

  • 43%
    Adrian Clayborn
    (353 votes)
  • 56%
    James Develin
    (462 votes)
815 votes total Vote Now

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2. Who would you rather have pick out the food for a camping trip?

This poll is closed

  • 12%
    Tom Brady
    (107 votes)
  • 87%
    Rob Gronkowski
    (755 votes)
862 votes total Vote Now

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3. Which set of twins do you prefer?

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  • 6%
    The Hollisters
    (54 votes)
  • 93%
    The McCourtys
    (786 votes)
840 votes total Vote Now

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4. What is your favorite Patriots logo?

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  • 38%
    Flying Elvis
    (327 votes)
  • 61%
    Pat Patriot
    (522 votes)
849 votes total Vote Now

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5. Which song is better?

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  • 68%
    Crazy Train
    (502 votes)
  • 31%
    Your Love
    (227 votes)
729 votes total Vote Now

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6. Who has the best middle name on the team?

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  • 45%
    Shaq Olajuwon Mason
    (378 votes)
  • 54%
    Danny Saileupumoni Shelton
    (445 votes)
823 votes total Vote Now

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7. Who should enter the Patriots Hall of Fame first?

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  • 53%
    Rodney Harrison
    (440 votes)
  • 46%
    Mike Vrabel
    (383 votes)
823 votes total Vote Now

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8. Who would you rather face in a dance-off?

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  • 30%
    Ernie Adams
    (252 votes)
  • 69%
    Bill Belichick
    (568 votes)
820 votes total Vote Now