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The Pats Pulpit Holiday Special: Tommy the GOAT-faced Brady

A Christmas classic!

Super Bowl LI - New England Patriots v Atlanta Falcons Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images

Earlier this year, we created a New England Patriots version of the title track of the hit musical Hamilton. With the holiday season upon us it is now time to take care of another classic: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. We present our rendition and hope you and your loved ones do your job and sing it under the Christmas tree!

You know Manning, Marino, Montana, and Elway.
Favre and Steve Young and Troy Aikman and Kelly.
But have you been told, who’s the best quarterback of them all?

Tommy the GOAT-faced Brady, with all those records to his name.
And if you ever saw him, you’d know he’s the best in the game.
All of those other teams they didn’t pick him in the draft.
but Tommy the GOAT-faced Brady, the one who’s getting the last laugh.

And when he is at his best it means the playoffs come around.
That’s when all the children sing: make sure you’ll never count him out.

All of New England loves him and it shouts out with glee:
“Tommy the GOAT-faced Brady, you’re the best in history!”

Tommy the GOAT-faced Brady, with all those rings on his hand.
And if you ever saw him, you know there’s little that he can’t
do when he’s in possession of the weirdly shaped football.
‘Cause Tommy the GOAT-faced Brady’s the best quarterback of them all.

Merry Christmas from all of us here at Pats Pulpit!