I’m serious. Injury reports for week 1 have more players than this.
Let’s take a look at the final injury report of the week:
Chiefs: LB Dorian O’Daniel (ankle)
That’s...that’s the whole report! For both teams! O’Daniel ranks third out of the Chiefs’ off-the-ball linebackers in snaps this year, behind Anthony Hitchens and Reggie Ragland, and ranks fourth in special teams snaps.
But all things considered, these two teams are extraordinarily healthy. May the best team win!