Martellus Bennett wants to come back, according to Martellus Bennett

We interrupt whatever boring stupid schoolwork or actual work you might be doing right now to bring you this important message:

And of course, the only thing better than success is succeeding and then laughing at your enemies (in this case, now-former football-talker-abouter Jason Witten):

(look at how the timestamps all line up. SHIFTY EYES EMOJI)

Even if this is a joke, hey, I don’t know about you guys, but after this week, I’ll gladly take the comic relief.

Someone asked the question about Josh Gordon the other day, “Has any new Patriots player been 100% embraced by Pats fans as fast as Flash has?” and if it’s not a coin flip between Gordon and Marty, it’s pretty freaking close.

Dance your way into the weekend, folks.