Earlier this offseason, we got it all out. We laughed, we cried, and we hurled at the most absurd, comical, and OMGWTFBBQ moments in everyone’s fantasy football history, and based on that, most of us should never go to a casino ever again unless there’s free cocktails involved.
This summer, to get hype for fantasy football season (as if you weren’t already), we’re doing a 3-part series that focuses more on the good times. The times when the good guys win. The times when you rule the world and like the early days of Goodfellas, you look back on it and think not only about the wins, but also “....and we did the right thing!”
You know, being that we DO have the greatest quarterback of all time and New England’s still champs till they’re not, obviously, it just feels right.
Here’s the deal:
I want the best fantasy football lineup you’ve ever assembled.
Your fantasy roster that, like our boy SlotMachinePlayer put it, didn’t lose until the Patriots bye week, and didn’t lose after that either.
Maybe you had a monster draft. Maybe you played the trade market red paper clip style like, uh, Belichick. Maybe you kept an Ernie Adams eagle eye on the waiver wire and that ONE pickup put you over the edge to get those W’s. Whatever. History is written by the winners, as the saying goes.
So let’s have it. Feed me your all-time best roster in one of the following ways:
1) Post it up in the comments below.
2) DM me on the Twitter-machine @somecallmegoose.
3) Email it to email@example.com
If you can’t remember the whole lineup, that’s all good, just send the guys you remember that scored you 8,000 points or whatever. I’m not super concerned with who your WR4 was as much as I want to hear how you somehow got 2007 Moss and Brady and LaDanian Tomlinson and Antonio Gates on the same team with Ochocinco as your flex and that kind of stuff.
Note: this isn’t the time for a humblebrag, it’s the time for an actual brag. If you put together the baddest roster in your entire life, in this writer’s opinion, you deserve to brag on that.
Draft season approaches. Let’s have some fun.
The best ones will be posted next week for all of us to marvel at. Get excited.