According to a recent poll from MI Bets, Patriots fans have been named the 2nd biggest complainers across the entire NFL, losing to only Cowboys fans across the league. Rounding out the Top 5 are fans of the Bills, Bears, and Eagles.
How is that possible? How are we not number one?
Patriots fans are spoiled. We’re obnoxious. We’re entitled. We think the league is out to get us at every turn. We’re smug. We’re arrogant. And we’re damn proud of it. We wear it like a badge of honor. So for anybody to think that Cowboys fans somehow whine more than we do is nothing short of an injustice.
On the plus side, the Patriots did win in a few other important categories; Bill Belichick was voted the coach that complains the most, and Tommy B was voted as the QB who complains the most. Right behind him? Cam Newton. So we’re well-represented, for the most part.
But still...losing that top spot to the Cowboys really stings. I’d like to file a complaint. And hopefully my complaining about not getting enough credit for complaining will help put us all back in the one spot where we belong.